Things You Have Done During the Off Season to Make Yourself a Better Fan!

[Lamont Sanford]

I bought a blue pair of trucknuts for my F-150. My new vanity plates read "DEZNUTZ".

Holla!

[vee4xu]

I didn't cuss out Thad on my flight from Chicago to Columbus earlier this week. Sorry, that's about it.

[American X]

I just finished painting my place blue and white.

[Jumpy]

I tried to knock up my wife so that I had a DD for this coming season, but she wasn't having it. Something about not wanting to see me naked and a vague cheese smell.

I still get credit for the attempt, though, right?

[paulxu]

and a vague cheese smell.

Didn't D&V have the name of Cheese before? Maybe there's a connection.

I pimped my ride with XU valve-stem covers. Very nice.

[SixFig]

I tried to knock up my wife so that I had a DD for this coming season, but she wasn't having it. Something about not wanting to see me naked and a vague cheese smell.

I still get credit for the attempt, though, right?

Bad move. No way do you want to deal with (even more) mood swings, hunger cravings, and a lack of...um...putting out during basketball season.

The mood swings are bad enough during basketball season

[LutherRackleyRulez]

I bought a blue pair of trucknuts for my F-150. My new vanity plates read "DEZNUTZ".

Holla!

WERD!!!

[Kahns Krazy]

I don't know about better, but I'm working on bigger. I've packed on about 15 lbs since completing the half marathon in May.