A reference to Plato's cave is the cherry on top in the realm of comparing an X degree to one from UC. I guaranfreakintee that a vast, vast majority of UC fans and grads have no idea about that reference. Yet I know that most X fans and grads do. Why?

We are smart and well educated. They are not.
UC is now a football school anyway. So they suck even that much more.

I dislike UC.
I HATE dayton.