For those interested, I just came across a site that always seems to give me a good laugh:

http://www.udpride.com
:D

Furthermore, I knew that it was only a matter of time that I would see this one, too:
http://firebriangregory.com/

Now we can all go on our merry way, continuing our good laugh, knowing that we get to squish the piss out of this "program" for the next seven years. What a joke. :)