95 in the house

  1. xu95
    xu95
    Is there really anything else that needs to be said?
  2. Snipe
    Snipe
    Someday we may all regret letting you in. I think that needed to be said.

    We took it before the committee; we weighed the pros and cons. You are an iffy pick. You are on official probation and need to prove your worth.

    We have a monthly newsletter. It was decided that you will need to contribute an article to the newsletter to prove your worth. That way we can all judge you in a fair way. I think you will do well if you put some effort into it.
  3. Fred Garvin
    Fred Garvin
    95 is a great American. He should have been initiated on the 4th.
    Also, congratulations to Michelle Obama! You know, since Saturday was her first 4th when she could say she was proud of her country.
  4. xu95
    xu95
    I am going to go out on a limb and say my contribution to the newsletter will be about boobs and will have pictures for those who can't read.

    xu95
  5. Snipe
    Snipe
    Credit to Garvin on the Michelle.

    She wasn't proud of her country until we elected her husband. Her Princeton thesis was poorly written. The whole thesis was written in the tone of she didn't like it that she didn't deserve to be there. Once you read it, you realized she didn't deserve to be there. What a self actualizing thesis. She must be brilliant.
  6. nuts4xu
    nuts4xu
    My thesis is that I am more brillianter than Michelle.

    This one has legs. I am thinking it might even get published, maybe a book deal.

    "Nuts is Smarter Than The First Lady"

    She's got what, a law degree from Harvard and graduated cum laudely with a double major from Princeton? That ain't shit. I survived the Bridge Program and earned a degree in BS from Xavier in just 4 years!!

    Take that Michelle LaVaughn Robinson!
  7. Strange Brew
    Strange Brew
    Snipe, Did she pass the bar (no Nuts, not that one :D)? I had heard that while she did graduate from law school she never passed the bar.
  8. American X
    American X
    Fred's affinity makes sense. He loves a lady with big, bulging biceps who can wo-manhandle him.
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