Xavier Heavy Hitting Drinking Club

No sissies allowed.

I'm joining based upon a complete resume of past accomplishments. I can still throwdown on occassion, but not as often, and my recovery time now give pause - discretion being the better part of valor.

Discretion/moderation is a good thing. But sometimes, it's just what the doctor ordered.

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

You know Arthur, a real woman could stop you from drinking.

It would have to be a real big woman.

"I only drink to make you look pretty"

"I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks."

"That's great - you must never run out of ice."

Our moderators are a bunch of sots. This is really my kind of board.

surpised its not called the cpn morgan club :p