Muskie
03-09-2009, 10:51 AM
The latest installment from one of Xavierhoops.com's feature writers:
Our Second Annual Mythical and Real Awards
by WKRQ, 59
Okay, friends, bloggers, countrymen. It's time for the second annual and of course, mythical Q-Awards, invisible statues of A10 and a few other referees clad in their birthday suits with enlarged whistles stuffed in every orifice.
Herewith the “Q'S”:
THE JOB SEARCH STIMULUS AWARD, shared by George Washington's Karl Hobbs, whose Colonials finished their regular season 4-12 (A10) and 10-18 overall, and by Fordham's Dereck Whittenburg, whose Rams finished 1-15 (A10) 3-25 overall. Both teams missed the league's post-season tournament.
THE CRYBABY AWARD, a two-foot square Columbia blue, weird red and black crying towel (if they can't figure their colors neither can we) to the Dayton Flyers fans, players, and the media who cover them, so they can have something to sob into again this year, lamenting all the injuries, bad calls by referees or classless play by Xavier, whom they haven't beaten in Cincinnati since 1981 (for more click here) (http://www.xavierhoops.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9121).
Our Second Annual Mythical and Real Awards
by WKRQ, 59
Okay, friends, bloggers, countrymen. It's time for the second annual and of course, mythical Q-Awards, invisible statues of A10 and a few other referees clad in their birthday suits with enlarged whistles stuffed in every orifice.
Herewith the “Q'S”:
THE JOB SEARCH STIMULUS AWARD, shared by George Washington's Karl Hobbs, whose Colonials finished their regular season 4-12 (A10) and 10-18 overall, and by Fordham's Dereck Whittenburg, whose Rams finished 1-15 (A10) 3-25 overall. Both teams missed the league's post-season tournament.
THE CRYBABY AWARD, a two-foot square Columbia blue, weird red and black crying towel (if they can't figure their colors neither can we) to the Dayton Flyers fans, players, and the media who cover them, so they can have something to sob into again this year, lamenting all the injuries, bad calls by referees or classless play by Xavier, whom they haven't beaten in Cincinnati since 1981 (for more click here) (http://www.xavierhoops.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9121).