DC Muskie
03-02-2009, 11:41 AM
What a great year we are having on Victory Parkway. How many games have we won, like 47 or something? I think we are actually 48-3.
Unfortunately one of those losses were to Dayton. At Dayton. In a House full of Daytonians. Doing Dayton cheers and being all Daytoningy. You can fully understand how when the Flagship docks there, things can get a little rocky. It's like walking into the Chocolate Factory and freaking out that one of the ompaas is going to kneecap you or something.
However, I also understand that Dayton fans being Dayton fans, their cornflakes tasted a little better after beating us for the first time in seven tries. I understand that Mork and Mindy reruns were funnier and leisure suits fit a little better after Dayton pulls a rabbit out of hat and wins a game against the Blue/White Army.
But there's something we can always count on. Like Art Modell being fat and Paris Hilton being a shank, Dayton is Dayton, especially when they leave Dayton.
Nothing is a more perfect example of Dayton being Dayton, when they take their annual trip to the Terrordome. This year they come on senior night. On ESPN 2. No doubt they are going to have a Mork and Mindy Marathon going on the bus trip down 1-75. Little Guy is going to bust out his best leisure suit and try like heck to get a Victory. But as my man Chuck D once said:
Bobbin' and weavin' and let the good get even
C'mon down
And welcome to the Terrordome.
C'mon down Dayton. C'mon down LW, MJ, CJ, CP,BP, R&B, BB&J, and all the other initials you seem to have. C'mon down to BJ's senior night. C'mon down to your personal hell.
We're playing for another championship. You're playing to get into the tournament.
C'mon down!
You fear a Musketeer Conference. You fear another loss on court Skip made and the House Top Jimmy built. Secretly you fear your name not mentioned on Selection Sunday. You fear another lost season of "What ifs."
We are sending our seniors out with a win. The Cintas will be a rocking and the Criers will be a crying. Sean, staff, students, fans, Byron, Blob, band and consession stand beer guy, all moving as one as we march in March to another championship season. 49-3 baby. 49-3. Dayton is going to drive back to Dayton wondering why they left Dayton in the first place.
Remember, we are in this together. One. Five guys make a fist and knock them the f out.
To put it another way:
Move as a team
Never move alone
But
Welcome to the Terrordome
Unfortunately one of those losses were to Dayton. At Dayton. In a House full of Daytonians. Doing Dayton cheers and being all Daytoningy. You can fully understand how when the Flagship docks there, things can get a little rocky. It's like walking into the Chocolate Factory and freaking out that one of the ompaas is going to kneecap you or something.
However, I also understand that Dayton fans being Dayton fans, their cornflakes tasted a little better after beating us for the first time in seven tries. I understand that Mork and Mindy reruns were funnier and leisure suits fit a little better after Dayton pulls a rabbit out of hat and wins a game against the Blue/White Army.
But there's something we can always count on. Like Art Modell being fat and Paris Hilton being a shank, Dayton is Dayton, especially when they leave Dayton.
Nothing is a more perfect example of Dayton being Dayton, when they take their annual trip to the Terrordome. This year they come on senior night. On ESPN 2. No doubt they are going to have a Mork and Mindy Marathon going on the bus trip down 1-75. Little Guy is going to bust out his best leisure suit and try like heck to get a Victory. But as my man Chuck D once said:
Bobbin' and weavin' and let the good get even
C'mon down
And welcome to the Terrordome.
C'mon down Dayton. C'mon down LW, MJ, CJ, CP,BP, R&B, BB&J, and all the other initials you seem to have. C'mon down to BJ's senior night. C'mon down to your personal hell.
We're playing for another championship. You're playing to get into the tournament.
C'mon down!
You fear a Musketeer Conference. You fear another loss on court Skip made and the House Top Jimmy built. Secretly you fear your name not mentioned on Selection Sunday. You fear another lost season of "What ifs."
We are sending our seniors out with a win. The Cintas will be a rocking and the Criers will be a crying. Sean, staff, students, fans, Byron, Blob, band and consession stand beer guy, all moving as one as we march in March to another championship season. 49-3 baby. 49-3. Dayton is going to drive back to Dayton wondering why they left Dayton in the first place.
Remember, we are in this together. One. Five guys make a fist and knock them the f out.
To put it another way:
Move as a team
Never move alone
But
Welcome to the Terrordome