Punishment for giving/selling tix to Udump fans

[xubball93]

Any Xavier student or fan who is caught selling their tickets for the UD smackdown to a UD fan shall suffer the following:

Stripped down, tarred and feathered in front of the Cintas Center before the game. For good measure, force-fed watermelons.

[Lamont Sanford]

Amen brother.

[Juice]

Castration!

[blobfan]

I vote we tie them up, throw them in a van and drop them off on the banks of the smelly creek outside UDump. Let 'em roll in the stench for a while.

[Smails]

We should go Old Testament on them with a good old fashioned stoning

Deuteronomy 12.10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die, because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, who brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

[D-West & PO-Z]

Unfortunately my dad is a UD grad. We have season tickets and he wil be there:(. As strange as it may sound he is a big fan of both teams but moreso UD. He is at all the XU games and cheers for XU every game except for this one. He started going to XU games when my mom and him got married and he went with my grandparents tickets. He really does love both teams. They went out to the Sweet 16 and Elite 8 games but he will be there in our seats with his Dayton gear on Thursday, so give him hell. Section 202 Row D

[PM Thor]

They should be forced to go to every dayton game at the dump. That would be punishment beyond all punishments.

Payback dayton.
Payback.

I HATE dayton.

[coasterville95]

What if those Dayton games conflict with Xavier home games. I understand the whole punishment, pain, and toture angle, but to deprive them of Xavier Basketball??

Since we are going the pain, punishment and torture route, can we decree they be seated in the middle of a row, up in the nosebleeds sandwiched between the two most obnoxious, haven't had a bath in years Flyers fans you can find?

Barring that the whole tar/feather/force fed wwatermelons/ subject to being the target of thrown rotten tomatoes and ending with a public castration idea is a good second place idea.

Who wants to put the aircraft wreckage of a tail sticking out of the ground out in front of Cintas Center for those Flyers who do get into the building to look at after their loss to us?

Hey it's Senior night, and thats a one-off of a senior prank!

[MADXSTER]

They should be black listed from attending any Xavier games from now till the end of days.

[Juice]

Unfortunately my dad is a UD grad. We have season tickets and he wil be there:(. As strange as it may sound he is a big fan of both teams but moreso UD. He is at all the XU games and cheers for XU every game except for this one. He started going to XU games when my mom and him got married and he went with my grandparents tickets. He really does love both teams. They went out to the Sweet 16 and Elite 8 games but he will be there in our seats with his Dayton gear on Thursday, so give him hell. Section 202 Row D

I can't believe your mom would dirty her bloodlines like that when she married your dad. I bet your grandparents were beside themselves with anger.

[D-West & PO-Z]

I can't believe your mom would dirty her bloodlines like that when she married your dad. I bet your grandparents were beside themselves with anger.

HAHA. Well my mom went to SLU but my grandpa played football at XU. He does like to give my dad crap as we all do. I'm just glad that UD doesnt beat us too often because I got about 10 calls and 5 messages from him after the last game.

[blobfan]

...Since we are going the pain, punishment and torture route, can we decree they be seated in the middle of a row, up in the nosebleeds sandwiched between the two most obnoxious, haven't had a bath in years Flyers fans you can find?...

People in Dayton bathe?

[X-band '01]

Just for ATL Muskie (closet Pee-Wee fan):

I say we stomp 'em, then we tattoo 'em, then we hang 'em, and then we kill 'em!

[vee4xu]

I think they should have to felch a humped melon.

[nuts4xu]

I hate seeing ud fans in season ticket seats. The luxury boxes really irk me. I know, I know, corporations buy those and give them to customers. Well that is one game to put business aside, and let the box go empty before giving them to melon humpers.

No deal is worth closing if you have to give a Cintas seat to a ud fan, let alone a whole freaking luxury box. That is just plain horseshit.

[Fred Garvin]

I hate seeing ud fans in season ticket seats. The luxury boxes really irk me. I know, I know, corporations buy those and give them to customers. Well that is one game to put business aside, and let the box go empty before giving them to melon humpers.

No deal is worth closing if you have to give a Cintas seat to a ud fan, let alone a whole freaking luxury box. That is just plain horseshit.

Don't tell that to Kahns. Question: are there any UD boxes dominated by blue-clad Xavier fans when we play at the dump?