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Snipe
02-19-2009, 11:54 AM
I thought that this (http://www.uglydoggy.com/2007/04/what-great-resume.html)was impressive.

http://2listnow.com/googleimage/smugglerad.jpg


"...participated in the executive level management of 120 people worldwide in a sucessfull pot smuggling venture with revenues in excess of U$ 100 million annually(...) expert in all levels of security(...) well-traveled, speak English, French and Spanish(...) references available from friends, family, US District Attorney..."

That guy deserves an interview! Would be cool to have an international drug smuggler around the office cooler. Stranger than fiction.

ballyhoohoo
02-19-2009, 01:20 PM
I passed that on to my HR guy here and he said if we had not just had lay offs he would have brought the guy in

pickledpigsfeet
02-20-2009, 09:28 AM
Nice, but if he was truly successful, he wouldn't have been caught.

Kahns Krazy
02-20-2009, 11:52 AM
I passed that on to my HR guy here and he said if we had not just had lay offs he would have brought the guy in

That, and that particular funny is older than Snipe's kids.

The first time I saw that ad I laughed so hard I fell off my pet dinosaur and broke my wooden underwear.

blobfan
02-20-2009, 04:20 PM
That, and that particular funny is older than Snipe's kids.

The first time I saw that ad I laughed so hard I fell off my pet dinosaur and broke my wooden underwear.

I've heard of an iron chastity belt but wooden underwear? That is hard core.