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CleXU
02-09-2009, 04:59 PM
The Title is... Brian Gregory: Five Defensive Principles for Success

and the bastard is charging $39.99

Here is the link http://www.championshipproductions.com/cgi-bin/champ/BD-02672.html

Provide your thoughts on what the title should really be for a Brian Gregory instructional Dvd and/or a description of the Dvd

New titles...

Brian Gregory: I'm only going to talk defense because I can't coach offense
The real crime is that i'm charging 40 bucks for this piece of shit and I can't even coach my own team.
thefortyniner
02-09-2009, 05:03 PM
Brian Gregory: Please Lower the Camera
XUglow
02-09-2009, 05:07 PM
That's marketing for you.

Brian Gregory: Five Defensive Principles for Success

sounded better than

Brian Gregory: Five Defensive Principles for Not Getting Stepped On.
powerofX
02-09-2009, 05:14 PM
Brian Gregory: Please Lower the Camera

So there seems to be some in-fighting within the Niner Nation as to whether the 9ers should support X or the Melonhumpers. We welcome you here thefortyniner and I'll be looking for your whiteboard in Halton, but a fellow Niner seems to be drinking the watermelon kool-aid on UDpride.
nuts4xu
02-09-2009, 05:42 PM
Brian Gregory: How to ruin the career of a big white guy and turn him into a complete stiff
DC Muskie
02-09-2009, 06:40 PM
Brian Gregory: Five Principles on basketball. Then another five. Then Two More. Wait, two minutes have passed, put the other five principles back in. Take two principles and sub them for two others. We can run out 12 principles at any given time. Seriously, 12 principles, we're that deep.
Theo Huxtable
02-10-2009, 12:36 PM
Why would a principle want to make a DVD on Baketball. Are the Principles from Dayton or Cincinnati. I hated my Principle at La Salle and I know he doesn't know much about Basketball. I actually think he was gay, not that there is anything wrong with that.
XU05and07
02-10-2009, 12:41 PM
Brian Gregory: 5 ways to parlay a mediocre tenure at udump into an even worse tenure at MSU
XU05and07
02-10-2009, 12:42 PM
Brian Gregory: Fun with Traffic Cones
Espe
02-10-2009, 01:39 PM
Does he have a video for offense? That would be a keeper.
Masterofreality
02-10-2009, 02:10 PM
Brian Gregory: Basketball for Lilliputians.
chico
02-10-2009, 02:48 PM
Brain Gregory: 5 Steps up and I'll be 5'6"

or

5 Steps to Winning Basketball...in November...Against the MEAC
BandAid
02-11-2009, 01:04 PM
Brian Gregory: Basketball for Lilliputians.

Nice "Gulliver's Travels" reference. Rep points for the well read.
Emp
02-25-2009, 12:09 PM
"Flyerhea: Running All Over The Place On Defense The Dayton Way"
vee4xu
02-25-2009, 09:36 PM
Midgets and Melons: The ud Basketball Story
Xman95
02-25-2009, 10:12 PM
"Winning Basketball: The OZ way"

"Basketball Strategies to Help You Win the Lullaby League"

"Aim High...Basketball the Gregory Way"

"Complete Basketball: Never Come Up Short"

"Why Do I Have to Be in Dayton?"

"Sneakers, a Basketball and a Traffic Cone: Play the Dayton Way"
CleXU
02-26-2009, 01:29 AM
"How to make a tourney team an NIT team 101"
Cheesehead
02-26-2009, 09:31 AM
You will make the NIT or your money back!
vee4xu
02-26-2009, 06:46 PM
Or of course that always popular:

Losing Basketball for Dummies.
X-band '01
02-27-2009, 07:41 PM
Is it true that Yakety Sax is playing in the background for the entire DVD?