I know you guys hate Dayton...

[thefortyniner]

so can any students help me out with some good dirt/heckling material for our game on Sunday? I have their media guide but since just about everybody's facebook profile is private now, it makes dirtdigging difficult.

[xudash]

Are watermelons in season in Carolina right now?

[PMI]

Dayton players have been caught having sex with watermelons. It's true. One of the players dad's even went to extreme lengths to cover it up.

[kyxu]

so can any students help me out with some good dirt/heckling material for our game on Sunday? I have their media guide but since just about everybody's facebook profile is private now, it makes dirtdigging difficult.

Too easy...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/click2getababe/adriana_lima_watermelon1.jpg

[PM Thor]

"dayton, where dreams go to die"

"Even the Simpsons Cartoon makes fun of dayton"

Kurt Huelsman, the biggest white stiff of them all.
Kurt Huelsman, regressing numbers wise, if that was possible.
Brian Gregory believes scheduling the #277 OOC makes a good team.
Mickey Perry. The #0 is appropriate.
Charles Little, Again, another player regressing under The Midgets leadership.
Key on Chris Wright, because no one else can do a thing. Ever.
Did I forget anyone? I did? No, really, I didn't.

dayton set a record for futility this year, going 0-24 vs Auburn from the 3. NCAA record. dayton also went 0-11 vs SLU. They suck from outside.

dayton is the home of flight because people were trying to figure out how to get out of that dump as quick as they can.

I HATE dayton.

[PM Thor]

I will choke a bitch out.

I HATE dayton.

[The Artist]

Use photo shop to put Gregory's face on some mini-me photos.

[Cincy Muskie]

Just check out the new 'Flyer' on UD 'Pride'? WTF is that? Is he driving something?

[joe titan]

Last year UD's Jimmie Binnie was labeled "traffic cone" by XU radio color Byron Larkin b/c of Binnie's slow-footed defense.

Line the area w/traffic cones;

[pickledpigsfeet]

You could use something like this.

[thefortyniner]

Use photo shop to put Gregory's face on some mini-me photos.

Good idea...

Sorry I put this in the wrong thread

[thefortyniner]

Dayton players have been caught having sex with watermelons. It's true. One of the players dad's even went to extreme lengths to cover it up.

playerS?

plural? Did they have an orchard orgy... or whas it a greenery gang-bang?

[MADXSTER]

They have to get their dates drunk first in order to get lucky!


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2076/2478776383_5e974d06e9.jpg?v=0

[thefortyniner]

ran to the grocery store on the way to the game and got a watermelon. Those poor Dayton players... the looks on their faces was priceless as I pulled out the watermelon... "Oh, damn dude... we gotta put up with it here too?"

Thanks for the tip guys.

[PM Thor]

Thanks for beating dayton today.

I HATE dayton.

[PMI]

Nice job on the watermelon. I hope that joke spreads like a Charlotte girl.

[thefortyniner]

Nice job on the watermelon. I hope that joke spreads like a Charlotte girl.

Is it that Xavier girls don't spread... or is it that nobody wants to enter?

[Snipe]

Is it that Xavier girls don't spread... or is it that nobody wants to enter?

Nailed that one right through the uprights.

Great job pounding those melon humpers! Reps for you!

[Lamont Sanford]

Thanks for taking down the Melonlovers yesterday! That was one of the few bright spots for me this weekend.

[thefortyniner]

Nailed that one right through the uprights.

Great job pounding those melon humpers! Reps for you!
HIYO!


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