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01-24-2009, 05:00 PM
ABOUT THE STUDENT BODY:
Total university enrollment: 32,000
% of students illiterate 32.3%
% unsure 6.1%
Minority student enrollment (2007) 1,231
Minority students dead or missing (2008) 281
STUDENT SURVEY QUESTIONS:
1. I知 happiest when
(a) I知 in my underwear, nearly passed out, and the cable bill is paid. (62%)
(b) I知 gigging frogs (12%)
(c) People laugh at a racist joke I just told. (14%)
(d) l buy new hip boots (6%)
(e) Other or no opinion (6%)
2. The most surprising thing about LSU is
(a) The school is actually accredited. (25%)
(b) There is a store on campus where you can buy books. (27%)
(c) The campus is underwater from January through June. (8%)
(d) Free barbeque sauce in the cafeteria. (3%)
(e) They let octoroons go to class with us. (37%)
CULTURAL HIGHLIGHTS FOR LSU:
1963: Randy Newman gives a shout-out to the school in Rednecks:
College men LSU
Went in dumb
Come out dumb too.
1997: The school announces that after a three-year study of the issue, it concludes that Newman痴 lyrics were not as praiseworthy of the school as was previously thought.
MISCELLANY
Distinguished grads: None.
Often confused with: Angola State Prison.
Favorite cheap high: breathing in formaldehyde in FEMA-trailer off-campus housing.
Favorite on-campus expression: Sheeeeyitttttt.
Total university enrollment: 32,000
% of students illiterate 32.3%
% unsure 6.1%
Minority student enrollment (2007) 1,231
Minority students dead or missing (2008) 281
STUDENT SURVEY QUESTIONS:
1. I知 happiest when
(a) I知 in my underwear, nearly passed out, and the cable bill is paid. (62%)
(b) I知 gigging frogs (12%)
(c) People laugh at a racist joke I just told. (14%)
(d) l buy new hip boots (6%)
(e) Other or no opinion (6%)
2. The most surprising thing about LSU is
(a) The school is actually accredited. (25%)
(b) There is a store on campus where you can buy books. (27%)
(c) The campus is underwater from January through June. (8%)
(d) Free barbeque sauce in the cafeteria. (3%)
(e) They let octoroons go to class with us. (37%)
CULTURAL HIGHLIGHTS FOR LSU:
1963: Randy Newman gives a shout-out to the school in Rednecks:
College men LSU
Went in dumb
Come out dumb too.
1997: The school announces that after a three-year study of the issue, it concludes that Newman痴 lyrics were not as praiseworthy of the school as was previously thought.
MISCELLANY
Distinguished grads: None.
Often confused with: Angola State Prison.
Favorite cheap high: breathing in formaldehyde in FEMA-trailer off-campus housing.
Favorite on-campus expression: Sheeeeyitttttt.