Masterofreality
12-22-2008, 11:26 AM
This is no joke. There is a movie under development to be shot beginning in May to be called "Melon Heads". It's a regular budget horror flick by a reputable Hollywood Producer. Here is a part of the description of the monsters of mayhem who are the subject of the film.
"One of the houses on the road belonged to the Melon Heads. Well, the Mother of the Melon Heads at least. It was your typical terrifying looking house. It was elevated from the road enough that it looked like a castle from below. And you never saw anyone come or go from it. There was absolutely no sign of life from it during the day.
http://www.room237origins.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/house.jpg
At night was a different story.
The house was full of children referred to as the Melon Heads. I’ll give you one guess why. Yes, they had huge heads. Scary big. Like someone binged on Jack Daniels, smoked crack, and ate toxic waste while they were pregnant, big. If the Melon Heads had any celebrity counterpart, it would be the mash up of Sloth from the Goonies and Children of the Corn. Delightfully creepy, underdeveloped yet over powered, children.
And they only came out at night. It was rumored they were kept in the house during the day because Mrs. Melon Head, the mother, didn’t want anyone spotting her unusual children."
What is even better? The town where this house is located is "Cretinville."
Perfect.
"One of the houses on the road belonged to the Melon Heads. Well, the Mother of the Melon Heads at least. It was your typical terrifying looking house. It was elevated from the road enough that it looked like a castle from below. And you never saw anyone come or go from it. There was absolutely no sign of life from it during the day.
http://www.room237origins.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/house.jpg
At night was a different story.
The house was full of children referred to as the Melon Heads. I’ll give you one guess why. Yes, they had huge heads. Scary big. Like someone binged on Jack Daniels, smoked crack, and ate toxic waste while they were pregnant, big. If the Melon Heads had any celebrity counterpart, it would be the mash up of Sloth from the Goonies and Children of the Corn. Delightfully creepy, underdeveloped yet over powered, children.
And they only came out at night. It was rumored they were kept in the house during the day because Mrs. Melon Head, the mother, didn’t want anyone spotting her unusual children."
What is even better? The town where this house is located is "Cretinville."
Perfect.