Club Trillion

[Muskie]

Mark Titus, current OSU bench warmer's blog:


Club Trillion is an exclusive club founded in 2007 by three very handsome and very financially well-off Ohio State basketball players--Kyle Madsen (#15), Danny Peters (#13), and myself. We named ourselves "Club Trillion" because as athletically limited white folk, we found ourselves riding the bench for the Buckeyes. When the time came for us to get in, there would usually only be 1 minute remaining in the game and after sitting down for 39 minutes, we really had no interest in trying to be all that productive. So we devised the plan of trying to get the "trillion" which occurs when we play 1 minute and do absolutely nothing that would appear in the box score, thus making our stat line say 1 minute played followed by a bunch of zeroes. I know what you are saying to yourself right now. You are saying, "That is side-splittingly hilarious. These guys are probably just a comical party waiting to happen." You are absolutely right.
Club Trillion (http://clubtrillion.blogspot.com/)


I assume the site is some kind of joke... but if it's not... I don't foresee this guy getting much PT.

[Stonebreaker]

If he was on my team, I'd kick him in the nuts.

[XU Fan]

If he was on my team, I'd kick him in the nuts.

I would too. But it's goddamn hilarious. I'll need to look up Jimmie Binnie's stats to see if he was ever part of Club 19 Trillion, or 22 Trillion, or some similar amount. It's not unlikely.

[dc_x]

This blog is hilarious.

Stephen Duckett put up a 3 trillion against the Bonnies.

http://goxavier.cstv.com/sports/m-baskbl/stats/2008-2009/mbb-18.html


I would too. But it's goddamn hilarious. I'll need to look up Jimmie Binnie's stats to see if he was ever part of Club 19 Trillion, or 22 Trillion, or some similar amount. It's not unlikely.

Doubt it. Turnovers and fouls count and Jimmie was good at fouling and turning the ball over.

[Stonebreaker]

I would too. But it's goddamn hilarious. I'll need to look up Jimmie Binnie's stats to see if he was ever part of Club 19 Trillion, or 22 Trillion, or some similar amount. It's not unlikely.

It is pretty funny, I'll give you that. I just couldn't work that hard to enter a game and not want to do something, but that's me.

[AdamtheFlyer]

Da'Quan Cook of SBU threw up a 9 Trillion today, according to the box score on ESPN.

Unreal. In nine minutes you should at least luck into a rebound or travel or something.

[GoMuskies]

Why, exactly, did these morons bother to walk on?