Here Kahn Go Krazy

[DC Muskie]

Here you Kahn, since you think I assholdly or whatever hijacked your well intended thread, have your peace here. I promise not to post.

I know it's not 10 at night right now and you most likely don't have a drink, but please feel free to use this space to ramble to yourself.

Others, besides myself of course, should also be allowed to chime in.

I apologize for using your space to talk to others. Trust me, I hand this space over to you.

[Kahns Krazy]

Bwah ha ha ha ha. I knew you couldn't handle not getting the last word, I just thought it would take you more than 9 minutes to burst.

[Raoul Duke]

I like to ride bikes.

[XUglow]

My g/f is allergic to horses and dogs.

[PM Thor]

When I try to fix things at home, I just make it worse.

[Michigan Muskie]

Backwards words say to used I. Again go I there. Sh*t Oh!

[KC4X]

Backwards words say to used I. Again go I there. Sh*t Oh!


!melborp a s'taht won ;htob yrT .sdrow sdrawkcab ton ,secnetnes sdrawkcab yllautca era esohT

[xeus]

My parents just celebrated their 38th wedding anniversary. Can you believe it? 38 years. Ain't love grand.

[XU 87]

This thread has the most potential since that one started last week by LH about LH's bad grammar.

[D-West & PO-Z]

!melborp a s'taht won ;htob yrT .sdrow sdrawkcab ton ,secnetnes sdrawkcab yllautca era esohT

I dont want ti know how much time u spent writing this one post.

[Jumpy]

My g/f is allergic to horses and dogs.

Damn. Just when I started to think that she was perfect and you were the luckiest man on earth, you bring out her ugly side, Glow. I couldn't live with a person that couldn't be around dogs.

[The Artist]

I once open-mouth kissed a horse.

[PM Thor]

I once open-mouth kissed a horse.

Just once? Liar.

[XUglow]

I once open-mouth kissed a horse.

Yes, but did you call her the next morning?

[ATL Muskie]

Yes, but did you call her the next morning?

So that's why Art Long punched the bitch. He caught her making out with The Artist.

[Kahns Krazy]

My g/f is allergic to horses and dogs.

Better than being allergic to doggy.

[Kahns Krazy]

If you need a site that has over 300 reviews of vairous pretzel based snacks, you can find it at http://www.pretzelreviews.com/

[PM Thor]

^^^^I will actually use that site. I just discovered peanut butter filled pretzels. I love me some pretzels.

[XUglow]

I grew up in Lamorinda, CA, which is actually 3 cities: Lafayette, Moraga, and Orinda. BTW, we should play at St. Mary's some time. That would be a cool trip. My favorite town out there is Blackhawk. That is east of Lamorinda by 15 to 20 million dollars.

[Raoul Duke]

If the Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

[Raoul Duke]

The one thing this thread is missing is a random Melissa Theuriau pic.

http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/melissa%20theuriau%20naked%20with%20yasser%20arafa t%20sm.jpg

Pow!

[xuirish]

I once witnessed The Artist giving an open mouthed kiss to a horse.

[pickledpigsfeet]

On the day that Xavier unveiled the fountain near the Physics building, Pablo and I put 32oz of Tutti Frutti Bubble Bath in it within minutes of it opening. It was shut down within hours due to bubbles overflowing and had to be cleaned out.

Two funny things about this event. First, they were supposed to turn on the fountain at 8:00 or 8:30 but had heard that someone was going to sabatoge it by putting bubbles in it and delayed the start until 10:00. This was perfect because my first class wasn't until 10:30. Second, the Newswire was there to take pictures and was snapping photos of students hanging out by the fountain. The picture that was in the paper is of Pablo and I sitting on the fountain edge and I believe that I have my hand behind my back, actively squeezing more out of the bottle. They couldn't have played more into our hands and then documented it for us if they tried.

[PM Thor]

Pablo won't ever be gone to me. I plan to honor him by puking on the ud arena yet again this year.

I HATE dayton.

[American X]

My dog caught a dove out of mid-air.

[Firehose]

The one thing this thread is missing is a random Melissa Theuriau pic.

http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/melissa%20theuriau%20naked%20with%20yasser%20arafa t%20sm.jpg

Pow!

I would hit that like the fist of an angry god. I would invade her holy lands like my ancestors did 800 years ago and force her to worship a deity not her own, namely me.

[Smails]

For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows.

[ATL Muskie]

For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows.

Oh, sorry Smails, but I think I ate your yellow marshmallows.

http://www.ladyrattlerathletics.com/brick-tamland.jpg

[xu2006]

I'm glad it doesn't burn when I pee...




anymore. ?

[XU05and07]

The one thing this thread is missing is a random Melissa Theuriau pic.

http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/melissa%20theuriau%20naked%20with%20yasser%20arafa t%20sm.jpg

Pow!

"I kissed a girl and I liked it. Taste of her cherry chapstick"

[Pablo's Brother]

Pablo won't ever be gone to me. I plan to honor him by puking on the ud arena yet again this year.

I HATE dayton.

Brian would be very pleased with this tribute!

[Michigan Muskie]

!melborp a s'taht won ;htob yrT .sdrow sdrawkcab ton ,secnetnes sdrawkcab yllautca era esohT

It was a Carlin reference. He's always good for random thoughts. Like this one:

This thread has been brought to you by The National Association of the Visually Unpleasant. Please do not look directly at these people.

and

I interrupt this thread for a special message from the National Apple Institute:

"F**K PEARS!"

[Kahns Krazy]

The one thing this thread is missing is a random Melissa Theuriau pic.

Pow!



Did you know that "Uh, aim easier, slut!" is an anagram for Melissa Theuriau?

[Kahns Krazy]

And rep points for whoever unscrambes the following anagram:

"A hick kissed scum turd"

[Smails]

A chicks murkiest duds

[MADXSTER]

_LH sucks turds???

[BBC 08]

And rep points for whoever unscrambes the following anagram:

"A hick kissed scum turd"

dayton sucks, not really the answer, just something that needs to be said now that the season is about to start.

[XUglow]

No, sorry, we were looking for "What is Bornholm?"

http://www.softlandings.com/canada/famous-canadians/images/AlexTrebek.jpg

[BENWAR]

And rep points for whoever unscrambes the following anagram:

"A hick kissed scum turd"

DC Muskie is a hack turd??

[nuts4xu]

I love lamp.

[Smooth]

And rep points for whoever unscrambes the following anagram:

"A hick kissed scum turd"

Hi. R ud team sucks dicks.

I think that works.

[Smooth]

And rep points for whoever unscrambes the following anagram:

"A hick kissed scum turd"

DC Muskie dick hurt ass.

[KC4X]

It was a Carlin reference. He's always good for random thoughts. Like this one:

This thread has been brought to you by The National Association of the Visually Unpleasant. Please do not look directly at these people.

and

I interrupt this thread for a special message from the National Apple Institute:

"F**K PEARS!"


OK, I may be slow, but...



And rep points for whoever unscrambes the following anagram:

"A hick kissed scum turd"


I think I got the anagram:
Dc muskie has dick rust.

<< This message is not intended to offend anyone; sorry DC! >>

[Xman95]

My g/f is allergic to horses and dogs.


Judging by the picture (assuming that's her), she obviously knows how to handle a pole!

(Perhaps that was a bit offsides...but definitely no offense intended.)

[Xman95]

^^^^I will actually use that site. I just discovered peanut butter filled pretzels. I love me some pretzels.

Where have you been, man? PB-filled pretzels are outstanding! You just found out about them? Sweet Jeebus, you need to eat up.

[Xman95]

The one thing this thread is missing is a random Melissa Theuriau pic.

http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/melissa%20theuriau%20naked%20with%20yasser%20arafa t%20sm.jpg

Pow!

I think the over-the-shoulder graphic should read: "Yassir, I've got a Fatty"

[Xman95]

Oh, sorry Smails, but I think I ate your yellow marshmallows.

http://www.ladyrattlerathletics.com/brick-tamland.jpg

I sh!t a squirrel.

[wkrq59]

Backwards words say to used I. Again go I there. Sh*t Oh!
Yoda up shut :rolleyes:

[Kahns Krazy]

I think I got the anagram:
Dc muskie has dick rust.

<< This message is not intended to offend anyone; sorry DC! >>

That is not what I intended the anagram to be originally, but this is now the winning answer.

You ought to get that dick rust checked out, DC.

[KC4X]

That is not what I intended the anagram to be originally, but this is now the winning answer.

You ought to get that dick rust checked out, DC.


Thanks for the rep, KK... pushed the negative rep (from someone else) to the next page!

[X-band '01]

That is not what I intended the anagram to be originally, but this is now the winning answer.

You ought to get that dick rust checked out, DC.

Out of curiosity, what was the original anagram intended to be? (DC Muskie has dick rust)

[nuts4xu]

Legalize it!!