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_LH
10-08-2008, 01:59 PM
One of XU's biggest yearly rivals is Miami (OH). In my opinion, their program has dropped significantly in the last 3-5 years under Cole and now I see this in today's paper:

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20081008/SPT0103/310080073/1062/SPT&referrer=NEWSFRONTCAROUSEL

If I were a Miami fan I would not be happy with Cole in this lame duck status. It can't help recruiting one bit to not know who your coach is going to be next year.

Also, since Cole is not long for Miami, who do they look to as a replacement? Would Chris Mack be on their short list?

xavierdude
10-08-2008, 02:38 PM
Would Chris Mack be on their short list?

As a Xavier fan, I hope not. The way recruiting has been going lately, the top players aren't going to teams who have the kind of tourney resume that Xavier, and many other teams, have as much as they used to. I would fear Chris Mack would take away so many potential recruits from Xavier. And it's a reasonable fear. He's an excellent recruiter, and putting him that close to xavier is just scary.

Now after saying that, I do hope Mack gets a head coaching job in the future; just not Miami....or UC, or Wright State, Dayton, etc...

DC Muskie
10-08-2008, 03:13 PM
One of XU's biggest yearly rivals is Miami (OH).

Such a HUGE rival!

I'm glad to see Charlie is getting better though.

_LH
10-08-2008, 03:36 PM
Outside of UC and UD, Miami is XU's biggest non conference rival. Sure XU's program is currently much better than Miami's but it was not so long ago that both were about on the same level and Miami did beat XU last year as well as pretty consistently throughout the Prosser years.

xufan02
10-08-2008, 03:57 PM
Charlie Coles has landed the best recruiting class in Miami history in the 2009 class. I do not think recruiting is suffering.

_LH
10-08-2008, 04:01 PM
When was the 2009 class signed? He is now just making it public that he is not sure if 2008-09 will be his last year. That kind of uncertainty is a red flag to any recruit and will certainly not help Miami's recruiting.

xeus
10-08-2008, 04:06 PM
Outside of UC and UD, Miami is XU's biggest non conference rival.

UD is a conference rival - it's true, they joined the A-10 a few years back.

_LH
10-08-2008, 04:14 PM
I never wrote that UD was a non conference rival. Just that they are a rival.

MADXSTER
10-08-2008, 04:32 PM
Charlie Coles has landed the best recruiting class in Miami history in the 2009 class. I do not think recruiting is suffering.

Agree fan. This is actually somewhat old news and the asst coach who is the main recruiter(name escapes me right now) will be the new head coach at some point.

I'll try to find the article and post it here.

xufan02
10-08-2008, 04:33 PM
When was the 2009 class signed? He is now just making it public that he is not sure if 2008-09 will be his last year. That kind of uncertainty is a red flag to any recruit and will certainly not help Miami's recruiting.


The 2009 class will sign in November. I'm pretty sure the recruits that signed know the situation a little better than we do. I know Jermaine Henderson recruited the majority of those players and is the likely replacement for Coles. I think Miami will actually be better under Henderson from a recruiting perspective because he is young and will open up Miami's offense a bit.

_LH
10-08-2008, 04:37 PM
That's great news for Miami then.

GoMuskies
10-08-2008, 04:38 PM
Charlie Coles has landed the best recruiting class in Miami history in the 2009 class.

What is that class ranked? #150?

XU05and07
10-08-2008, 04:48 PM
What is that class ranked? #150?

ohhh....close...#149

no matter what recruits come in, Coles will slow down the game...make it boring...and never score more than 60 in a game

flatspat
10-08-2008, 06:10 PM
Agree fan. This is actually somewhat old news and the asst coach who is the main recruiter(name escapes me right now) will be the new head coach at some point.

I'll try to find the article and post it here.
Jermaine Henderson is Coles top asst.

wkrq59
10-08-2008, 06:10 PM
Jermaine Henderson has already been told he is Charlie's replacement. He4 was interim coach last year in Cole's absence and will be the assistant head coach this year. While Charlie feels good now, the stress of a season could kill him. With his history of surgeries, he can't stand many more.
Still, he deserves togo out on his terms. But I'm sure Miami's AD and others will step in if they feel he is endangering his life.:D

Emp
10-09-2008, 12:24 AM
Miami has had to deal with Charlie's health for several years now. It is not the most serious problem they have to deal with. (Father Savage forgive me for dangling all over this post.)

Not many seem interested in the basketball team in Oxford. Big school, nothing else to do for students, yet there are always plenty of seats for us when we play up there. I'm not going overboard to say we should draw a full house.

Having to play so many away games is a symptom of that problem. A once proud program in distress.

Mack would be an unlikely candidate for Miami, even if Henderson had not been pre-selected. If like Skip Macks needs head coaching chops to come back to X as head coach when Sean eventually goes to Pitt, he will go to some (warning, look away you M*d M*jor phobics) top program in a "non BCS" league. Siena. Holy Cross.

Jumpy
10-09-2008, 07:09 AM
I never wrote that UD was a non conference rival. Just that they are a rival.


In all fairness, they way the sentence was written inferred that Dayton was a non-conf. rival.

Either way, saying that outside of UC, Miami is the biggest non-conf. rival isn't saying much. There aren't any more. X hasn't played anyone else on a consistent enough basis to develop a rivalry.

_LH
10-09-2008, 08:56 AM
Jumpy,

Nothing was implied as you stated it. Also, even if XU struck up a home and home series with say Butler for 10 years, the Miami rivalry would be much bigger.

Raoul Duke
10-09-2008, 09:25 AM
Outside of UC and UD, Miami is XU's biggest non conference rival.

This sentence does, in fact, list UD as a non-conference rival. Whether you intended it or not.

The Artist
10-09-2008, 09:55 AM
Ah how I've missed the Muskie Madness days with LH.

"We've covered this"

_LH
10-09-2008, 10:28 AM
You are incorect RD but that is okay.

XU05and07
10-09-2008, 10:42 AM
You are incorect RD but that is okay.

Can't be wrong, can you? More than 1 person read it that way...

_LH
10-09-2008, 10:46 AM
I can be wrong but I'm not here. More than one person simply read it wrong.

GoMuskies
10-09-2008, 10:50 AM
Either that, or one person wrote it wrong.

_LH
10-09-2008, 10:53 AM
It is written correctly. Notice the comma. If I did not write "non conference" next to Miami, some one would have posted saying that "GW is a bigger rival because XU plays in the same conference".

nuts4xu
10-09-2008, 11:29 AM
Not to get in the middle of an LH thread, but I am curious to how you define a "rival"?

Xavier has played Miami more than most any opponent in our history, the only team we have an older series with is ud, and our games are fairly even given the amount of games we have played. It seems like a rival, but I would clasify it as a "friendly" rival as opposed to an opponent we hate more fiercely.

The series stands at 49-46 in favor of Xavier, and we first played them in the 1920/21 season. They may not be a heated rival, but at least the series is fairly close. We have split the last 2 games with them, and the series has been much more competitive than our series with dayton (for example).

_LH
10-09-2008, 11:46 AM
Are you asking me or asking anyone?

I think it is important to a rivalry for both teams to win every so often but not the most important factor. When UC dominated the series with XU for 20 seasons, it was still a big rivalry.

I think proximity of the schools can play a part but again is not the only factor to consider. XU does not have a rivalry with Wright State.

I do think you have to play a team on a consistent basis to create a rivalry as XU also does not have a rivalry (on the court anyway) with OSU.

Emp
10-09-2008, 11:49 AM
Outside of UC and UD, Miami is XU's biggest non conference rival.

I can safely say in this one and only instance, over years of reading and posting, that I am uniquely qualified to arbitrate this very important issue. B.S. English, minor Education (Xavier, 19somethingorother, TG Savage pedigree). 5-1/2 years of correcting 150-160 themes a week, 40 weeks a year.

Sorry, LH. The esteemed conservative pundit and grammatical maven, Wm Safire, and I concur. There is but one possible construction of your sentence. You may know what you wrote, but the words must be given their ordinary and objective meaning, not your intended but mis-executed one.

Next!

_LH
10-09-2008, 11:53 AM
You are incorrect EHNC. Sorry. Back to the topic of the thread. Next!

XU05and07
10-09-2008, 12:17 PM
You are incorrect EHNC. Sorry. Back to the topic of the thread. Next!

What are your credentials? English major? Emperor stated his...I want to know why he's wrong

XU 87
10-09-2008, 12:20 PM
There are certain constants in this world- death and taxes, the speed of electricity, Xavier beating Dayon in Cincinnati, and LH getting into an argument with just about every other poster on the board and then declaring, "I'm right and the rest of you are all wrong."

SM#24
10-09-2008, 01:10 PM
"Outside of UC and UD, Miami is XU's biggest non conference rival."


I never wrote that UD was a non conference rival. Just that they are a rival.

Using that logic, then where did you write that UD was a rival ??

_LH
10-09-2008, 01:17 PM
You all need to read the entire thread.

Stay on topic.

Juice
10-09-2008, 01:33 PM
This is stupid.

I think it is a decent rivalry. Even though Miami gets crappy numbers at their games, the XU game is always one of their highest attended if not highest.
It looks even worse with that stupid curtain.

Xpectations
10-09-2008, 02:07 PM
LH, you do realize that regardless of your intent, an equivalent way to write what you wrote is: "XU's biggest non-conference rival, outside of UC and UD, is Miami."

Granted, you may not feel that is equivalent because when reconstrcuted it makes it obvious that it isn't what you meant to say.

_LH
10-09-2008, 02:42 PM
expectations,

You do realize this thread is about Charlie Coles stepping down and the impact it has on Miami basketball and since Miami is a big rival for XU, it impacts Xavier as well. That is the topic of the thread and any other post on here that does not relate to that topic really should be deleted.

GoMuskies
10-09-2008, 02:47 PM
This thread is also about bad grammar. Can you please change the thread title LH?

xeus
10-09-2008, 02:48 PM
That is the topic of the thread and any other post on here that does not relate to that topic really should be deleted.

Good point - but it was much easier for me to change the topic of the thread than to delete all those posts.

_LH
10-09-2008, 02:50 PM
Wrong Go.

Any post not related to the topic can be easily deleted.

Raoul Duke
10-09-2008, 02:54 PM
This is comedy gold.

_LH
10-09-2008, 02:56 PM
Stay on topic.

Raoul Duke
10-09-2008, 02:58 PM
How to Keep Your Thread On-Topic: "You're right, I made a grammatical error. I meant to say that Dayton is a conference rival, and Miami is a non-conference rival."

How to Turn Your Thread into a Grammar Lesson, Get Negative Repped (not by Raoul Duke), and Get the Thread Title Changed in the Process: "I'm right and everyone else is wrong. I'm right and everyone else is wrong. I'm right and everyone else is wrong. I'm right and everyone else is wrong."

UnCaged
10-09-2008, 03:00 PM
I rarely post on here, but this is much too funny for me to stand about and laugh without a comment.

The way you constructed the sentence is wrong. Grammar is not something that can be debated and in this case you are merely incorrect. Deal with it. After 10 additional posts to back up your original statement, we get the gist of your argument. And you shouldn't have included a non-conference with a conference opponent in your sentence if that is what you were trying to convey to the XH's family.

Miami is indeed a rival, although not as heated as UC or UD. Point taken, well done.

_LH
10-09-2008, 03:01 PM
Please stay on topic and I was not wrong.

XU05and07
10-09-2008, 03:04 PM
Wrong Go.

Any post not related to the topic can be easily deleted.


Please stay on topic and I was not wrong.

Still can't admit you are wrong...but numerous others are

Are you a politician? Or Ratzinger?

_LH
10-09-2008, 03:12 PM
I'm not wrong and these replies are off topic.

XU 87
10-09-2008, 03:15 PM
Since this topic is now about LH's grammar, I would like LH's opinion about the use of a preposition at the end of a sentence.

xeus
10-09-2008, 03:17 PM
The topic of this thread is, Miami Article and LH's Grammar Mistake .

What IS off-topic is you telling everyone to stay on topic. "Staying on Topic" is not a topic of this thread.

Please desist with your off-topic posts LH.

_LH
10-09-2008, 03:17 PM
That was not the topic of the thread jack@ss! It was changed.

xeus
10-09-2008, 03:23 PM
That was not the topic of the thread jack@ss! It was changed.

Yes, apparently it was changed. Please try to keep up and stay on topic.

And no name-calling. Name-calling is NOT a topic on this thread.

_LH
10-09-2008, 03:24 PM
You changed it jack@ss and you are the one that brought it off topic in the first place.

xeus
10-09-2008, 03:29 PM
You changed it jack@ss and you are the one that brought it off topic in the first place.

I changed it again to accommodate your name-calling. Now you are back on-topic. (You're welcome.)

XU05and07
10-09-2008, 03:29 PM
You changed it jack@ss and you are the one that brought it off topic in the first place.

I think pointing out that UD is a member of the Atlantic 10 (conference that Xavier belongs to as well) is on topic...just clearing up your point

Aside from UC, Miami is XU's biggest non-conference rival...that statement, I will agree with

_LH
10-09-2008, 03:30 PM
Thanks sh_t head!

XU 87
10-09-2008, 03:32 PM
Aside from UC, Miami is XU's biggest non-conference rival...that statement, I will agree with

LH, I take issue with the use of the phrase "Aside from". I prefer "Other than".

What do you think?

XU05and07
10-09-2008, 03:33 PM
LH, I take issue with the use of the phrase "Aside from". I prefer "Other than".

What do you think?

haha...I now disagree with my own statement

_LH
10-09-2008, 03:33 PM
Thanks for asking.

XUglow
10-09-2008, 03:37 PM
I can safely say in this one and only instance, over years of reading and posting, that I am uniquely qualified to arbitrate this very important issue. B.S. English, minor Education (Xavier, 19somethingorother, TG Savage pedigree). 5-1/2 years of correcting 150-160 themes a week, 40 weeks a year.


OK, I will bite. What is wrong with your sig?

sweet16
10-09-2008, 03:43 PM
I just realized what my wife does all day........she posts on here under the name "LH"

xu2006
10-09-2008, 03:46 PM
You all need to stop being cotton-headed-ninny-muggins.

Meh, I just wanted to get in on the name calling action.

DC Muskie
10-09-2008, 03:46 PM
This is a great thread. I wish Snipe could start threads like this.

Someone how to tell me who our eighth rival is. I mean we have a rival with UC, Dayton, Miami, SJU, Evansville, Detroit Mercy, Grammar, Topics...Who's eighth?

xu2006
10-09-2008, 03:47 PM
Or cotton-headed-ninny-mugginses? Can anyone help me with the proper grammar/spelling? Thanks!

_LH
10-09-2008, 03:49 PM
Northern Kentucky University.

XU05and07
10-09-2008, 03:53 PM
Or cotton-headed-ninny-mugginses? Can anyone help me with the proper grammar/spelling? Thanks!

Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

DAllen15
10-09-2008, 03:57 PM
According to Merriam Webster, it's a pretty close call on "aside from" versus "other than"--

"other than"
2 entries found.

1other than (preposition)

2other than (conjunction)

Main Entry: 1other than
Function: preposition
Date: 14th century
: with the exception of : except for , besides <other than that, nothing happened>

aside from
One entry found.

Main Entry: aside from
Function: preposition
Date: 1818
1 : in addition to : besides
2 : except for

sylvester
10-09-2008, 04:02 PM
Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

Ha, I haven't heard that in a while. Thank you.

PMI
10-09-2008, 04:32 PM
Does LH remind anyone else of one of those stubborn little kids who repeats every word you say just to piss you off? In the 7 or 8 years I have been reading these boards, never has a poster made me question whether or not he is really an adult more than this guy. You got caught with your hand in the cookie jar and you still can't admit that you made a mistake. It's a tiny, unimportant error that any rational person would let go in a heartbeat, but you make it difficult by your unwillingness to bite the bullet and admit it.

On a scale of Rene Zellweger to Marissa Miller, your credibility is Kathy Bates. It sucks being wrong, but big boys get over it. Lighten up dude.

XUglow
10-09-2008, 04:39 PM
DC, I am going with "speculators". Vegas says we are a 3-pt favorite. We know that we will cover easy, but the speculators jump in and the next thing that you know, the line is 6, and we are like "Damn. 3 was an easy call, but I don't know if I can risk laying 6." Yep. Speculators.

MADXSTER
10-09-2008, 04:44 PM
On a scale of Rene Zellweger to Marissa Miller, your credibility is Kathy Bates. It sucks being wrong, but big boys get over it. Lighten up dude.


Mmmmmm........Marissa Miller.

XU05and07
10-09-2008, 04:51 PM
negative rep points from LH...feels good

XUglow
10-09-2008, 04:56 PM
High Credibility
http://tastybooze.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/201__375x300_marisa_miller_fit_top2.jpg

Low Credibility
http://film.onet.pl/_i/plotki/duze/r/renee_zellweger_3.jpg

Below the chart
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/images/cybill.jpg

LH
http://www.brigitte.de/kultur/specials/images/kathy_bates_aboutschmidt.jpg

MADXSTER
10-09-2008, 05:07 PM
I hope that I never stoop to the level of being called _LH if that's what I'm equated to. (or is that too)

Oh crap someone help me.

Emp
10-09-2008, 05:27 PM
I already have a working title: "Xavier Hoops Follies". The script is in its fifth re-write.

I wanted Abbott and Costello as the leads. But now I want Diamond Dave to play LH, and Tina Fey, no Palin herself, to play the Teacher.

Act 1, Scene 1.... voiceover from Palin in that upper midwest accent.."LH, stay after school and write that sentence correctly on the board 50 times..." Fade in to hand writing on old school black board ..

PMI
10-09-2008, 07:08 PM
LH can be redeemed by showing a sense of humor and changing his avatar to this picture. It would make up for the years of stubbornness and irrationality if you poked fun of yourself. I mean either way I will always remember you in one light: Kathy Bates.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070326/244.bates.kathy.032607.jpg

By the way, just so it's clear and you don't turn this around and take it as a compliment, we're talking about hideous, naked, sagging, my-God-I-want-to-gauge-my-eyeballs-out-with-a-rusty-spoon Kathy Bates, not Academy Award Winning, I'm-to-be-judged-for-my-talents-rather-than-my-looks-even-though-I'm-a-woman Kathy Bates.

Smooth
10-09-2008, 07:15 PM
Does LH remind anyone else of one of those stubborn little kids who repeats every word you say just to piss you off? In the 7 or 8 years I have been reading these boards, never has a poster made me question whether or not he is really an adult more than this guy. You got caught with your hand in the cookie jar and you still can't admit that you made a mistake. It's a tiny, unimportant error that any rational person would let go in a heartbeat, but you make it difficult by your unwillingness to bite the bullet and admit it.

On a scale of Rene Zellweger to Marissa Miller, your credibility is Kathy Bates. It sucks being wrong, but big boys get over it. Lighten up dude.

Does LH remind anyone else of one of those stubborn little kids who repeats every word you say just to piss you off? In the 7 or 8 years I have been reading these boards, never has a poster made me question whether or not he is really an adult more than this guy. You got caught with your hand in the cookie jar and you still can't admit that you made a mistake. It's a tiny, unimportant error that any rational person would let go in a heartbeat, but you make it difficult by your unwillingness to bite the bullet and admit it.

On a scale of Rene Zellweger to Marissa Miller, your credibility is Kathy Bates. It sucks being wrong, but big boys get over it. Lighten up dude.

muskienick
10-09-2008, 07:52 PM
I'm about 186 years old. Kathy Bates is looking pretty good to me at this point. That's one of the beautiful things about growing older. You have a far wider selection of "attractions" that can satisfy you.

One day, you 30-40 year old guys will begin to understand that there is more female beauty in the world than 18-27 year-old long-legged and buxom beauties.

And, I know, some will likely say that "If I ever lower my standards to that level, I hope my best friend will shoot me!" The trouble with that is that your best friend will likely be chasing a well-aged version of that year's vintage of Kathy Bates!

Tardy Turtle
10-09-2008, 08:24 PM
Admins,

Please change _LH's undertitle to "Kathy Bates Fan Club President"

thx,
- TT

Tardy Turtle
10-09-2008, 08:25 PM
Tardy,

WILL YOU PLEASE STAY ON TOPIC?

Venomously,
_LH

Juice
10-09-2008, 08:58 PM
Comedy Central's Roast of LH

PMI
10-09-2008, 09:42 PM
I'm about 186 years old. Kathy Bates is looking pretty good to me at this point. That's one of the beautiful things about growing older. You have a far wider selection of "attractions" that can satisfy you.

One day, you 30-40 year old guys will begin to understand that there is more female beauty in the world than 18-27 year-old long-legged and buxom beauties.

And, I know, some will likely say that "If I ever lower my standards to that level, I hope my best friend will shoot me!" The trouble with that is that your best friend will likely be chasing a well-aged version of that year's vintage of Kathy Bates!

Hey, no judgments coming from me by any means, but if I EVER find Kathy Bates sexually attractive in any way, that will be my cue to tie a cinder block to my legs and toss it into the Dayton River. This is what we like to refer to as worst case scenario. I am not arrogant enough to think my life is immune from spiraling out of control at some point, but the day Kathy Bates makes it move even the slightest bit is the day I put on a T.O. jersey and donate my bank account to PETA.

And I already realize that there is more to female beauty than 18-27 year-old long-legged buxom beauties. There are older long-legged buxom beauties that are referred to as MILFS, GILFS, and dare I say even GRILFS. You are clearly a better, more tolerant person than I, Nick.

Does anybody else feel like this thread has trouble staying on topic?

The Artist
10-09-2008, 10:01 PM
This is the best thread ever on this board. ever

MADXSTER
10-09-2008, 10:13 PM
This is the best thread ever on this board. ever

You forgotton too capitalise you're E

xeus
10-09-2008, 10:33 PM
... There are older long-legged buxom beauties that are referred to as MILFS, GILFS, and dare I say even GRILFS. You are clearly a better, more tolerant person than I, Nick.

Does anybody else feel like this thread has trouble staying on topic?

Never fear my friend. If you check the title of this thread, you'll see that milfs, etc. are very much ON TOPIC.

MADXSTER
10-09-2008, 10:36 PM
Things are rough right now in LH land. Abuse everywhere he turns. The least we can do is to try to help him get a date for the prom.

How about Tonya Harding. She could keep him in line.

http://bp3.blogger.com/_2tidYsOZHKg/ReYYh-PwpfI/AAAAAAAAAIs/AxxHw0G4D_A/s400/p1_harding%5B1%5D.jpg

http://thingsaboutportlandthatsuck.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/tonyaboxing.jpg

Xpectations
10-09-2008, 10:49 PM
I’d like fully participate with the growing number of topics in this thread, so here goes ...

In addition to Miami, UC and UD, I'd like to add St. Joe's and UMass to LH’s list of top non-conference rivals.

Regarding LH's grammar, young English students should read, learn from and appreciate LH’s insistence on using active voice in his posts. Excellent examples include: Stay on topic … Please stay on topic … Thanks sh_t head … Please stay on topic and I was not wrong … That was not the topic of the thread jack@ss, though you really should have inserted a comma between “thread” and “jack@ass.”

Regarding name calling, like LH, I’d also like to call Xeus a “sh_t head.” I know that not to be true, but I struggle calling people names and since that one was already out there…

And finally, I’d like to nominate Halle Berry as hottest MILF.

PMI
10-09-2008, 10:49 PM
I second this being the greatest thread. And xeus, thanks for keeping me on track. Kathy Bates may have a long way to go, but anyone who can start a thread like this is doing something right.

Watch. Now he'll be here claiming that he meant to stir the pot only to produce such gold and that we should all thank him for being such a genius.

PMI
10-09-2008, 10:52 PM
PS Check out this GILF:

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/47/gilfqd9.jpg

XU05and07
10-10-2008, 12:28 AM
This is the best thread ever on this board. ever

no...you're wrong...LH is right

XU05and07
10-10-2008, 12:30 AM
Things are rough right now in LH land. Abuse everywhere he turns. The least we can do is to try to help him get a date for the prom.

How about Tonya Harding. She could keep him in line.

http://bp3.blogger.com/_2tidYsOZHKg/ReYYh-PwpfI/AAAAAAAAAIs/AxxHw0G4D_A/s400/p1_harding%5B1%5D.jpg

http://thingsaboutportlandthatsuck.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/tonyaboxing.jpg

If you put her in skates now, one of two things will happen:

a) she will break her ankles

or

b) the ice will crack

Jumpy
10-10-2008, 07:16 AM
Alright, Madxster just ensured that "white trash train wrecks" is added to the thread title. I am still stunned that someone can go from mildly attractive, if not somewhat elfish:

http://www.oceleb.com/img/tonya-harding/tonya-harding.jpg


To this unholy abomination of all that is good on God's green earth:

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/images/tonya_harding_031507_.jpg

X-band '01
10-10-2008, 08:06 AM
Hole.
Lee.
Shyt.

Raoul Duke
10-10-2008, 09:23 AM
Somewhere, in someone's basement, _LH weeps.

_LH
10-10-2008, 09:42 AM
The only weaping going on is God's, for all of your souls.

GoMuskies
10-10-2008, 09:47 AM
Comma splice.

Tardy Turtle
10-10-2008, 09:50 AM
Pleaze to be telling me what is the "weaping?"

_LH
10-10-2008, 09:53 AM
What's "pleaze".

Tardy Turtle
10-10-2008, 09:55 AM
What's "pleaze".

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL YOU PLEASE STAY ON TOPIC?????

_LH
10-10-2008, 09:57 AM
Why do you have a question mark at the end of that sentence?

Tardy Turtle
10-10-2008, 10:08 AM
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1276/cantl4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

_LH
10-10-2008, 10:09 AM
Turtle,

Please answer the question.

Tardy Turtle
10-10-2008, 10:27 AM
Uh, because it's a question? Isn't that what question marks are for?

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/1951/picardfacepalmio3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

GoMuskies
10-10-2008, 10:31 AM
OK, someone shave off about the last 20 posts and let's archive this bad boy.

DAllen15
10-10-2008, 10:37 AM
<<What's "pleaze".>>

He may be referring to

(1) the party music CD "Neezie Pleaze" http://cdbaby.com/cd/neeziepleaze or

(2) the Ryan Leslie song "Pleaze pleaze pleaze" http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/ryan_leslie_lyrics_7430/just_right_lyrics_25104/pleaze_pleaze_pleaze_lyrics_350455.html.

_LH
10-10-2008, 10:43 AM
No turtle. The "caps" in your post commonly suggest that you were yelling and therefore you should have used an exclamation point, not a question mark. Your sentence was a command not a question.

nuts4xu
10-10-2008, 10:54 AM
I love how this thread has single handedly brought LH's rep into EastsideJ status. Congrats LH!! You are one of the most hated posters on this board!! I commend you in waiting this long to demonstrate the kind of dumb things that rattle around in that tin head of yours.

If they keep track of such things, my guess is you would have to rank in the top 5 of the worst reputations of all of the posters in the archives.

nuts4xu
10-10-2008, 10:55 AM
http://colonelmustardrecords.com/DJHDD/WEED/MILFWEED.jpg

_LH
10-10-2008, 10:56 AM
Nuts,

First, nothing I wrote was or ever is "dumb". Second, I could care less about rep points and third, no one's actual rep could be any lower than your rep.

Kahns Krazy
10-10-2008, 10:58 AM
Outside of LH, Tonya Harding is the fattest, ugliest thing on this thread.

To think that years back I unleashed some Krazy swimmers while watching her wedding night video now makes me ill.

It is not premature to call LH a lock for the douchbag of the year award.

_LH
10-10-2008, 11:00 AM
You already won it KK. It was a landslide ealier in the year.

Kahns Krazy
10-10-2008, 11:00 AM
Somewhere, in someone's basement, _LH weeps.

That would be his mom's. I heard him down there when I left this morning.

_LH
10-10-2008, 11:01 AM
My mom has been dead for years KK. You sick bastard!

xeus
10-10-2008, 11:01 AM
First, nothing I wrote was or ever is "dumb".

LH, for the love of God, the period goes inside the quotation marks!

nuts4xu
10-10-2008, 11:02 AM
LH =

http://images.inmagine.com/168nwm/photoalto/paa233/paa233000035.jpg

_LH
10-10-2008, 11:02 AM
Grow the FUCK up exus!

_LH
10-10-2008, 11:03 AM
I love tits. It is common knowledge.

Kahns Krazy
10-10-2008, 11:04 AM
What amazes me is that Lenscrafters ever hired you in the first place, LH.

_LH
10-10-2008, 11:05 AM
...............................................

nuts4xu
10-10-2008, 11:07 AM
I love dicks. It is common knowledge.

No kidding. Thanks for the revalation, but this secret was out LONG ago.

_LH
10-10-2008, 11:08 AM
I never worked at Lenscrafters.

Tardy Turtle
10-10-2008, 11:11 AM
It seems that I, an amateur grammar Nazi, am being lectured about grammar by a retard. My day is made.

(Nice ninja FYP, nuts!)

Kahns Krazy
10-10-2008, 11:16 AM
I never worked at Lenscrafters.

Sorry, Luxottica.

_LH
10-10-2008, 11:23 AM
I never wored there either.

xeus
10-10-2008, 11:28 AM
Thanks to all for a great thread.

xeus
10-19-2008, 07:47 AM
Thanks to the feature that allows moderators to view the original version of edited posts, the original _LH posts on this thread have been lovingly restored for all to enjoy.

However, to prevent any straying off-topic, the thread will remain closed.