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pickledpigsfeet
09-24-2008, 09:22 AM
This is maybe the funniest story I've read in a while. Who would buy ice cream made with breast milk? The only advantage to this idea would be that Ben and Jerry's could come up with some great flavor names.

"Sweater Meat Mocha" anyone?


PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

WATERBURY, Vt. -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.

"PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves," the statement says.

PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.

"The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn't make sense," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "Everyone knows that 'the breast is best,' so Ben & Jerry's could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk."

"We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child," said a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry's.

Read PETA's letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield

September 23, 2008

Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, Cofounders

Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc.

Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield,

On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's.

Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers-and cows-would reap the benefits.

Using cow's milk for your ice cream is a hazard to your customer's health. Dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer. The late Dr. Benjamin Spock, America's leading authority on child care, spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and in the long term, will set kids up for obesity and heart disease-America's number one cause of death.

Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Like all mammals, cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy, so to be able to constantly milk them, cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months. After several years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers or ground up for soup.

And of course, the veal industry could not survive without the dairy industry. Because male calves can't produce milk, dairy farmers take them from their mothers immediately after birth and sell them to veal farms, where they endure 14 to17 weeks of torment chained inside a crate so small that they can't even turn around.

The breast is best! Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream? Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Tracy Reiman

Executive Vice President

XU05and07
09-24-2008, 09:31 AM
I am starting a new group in response to this...it will be called PETH...who's with me?

DC Muskie
09-24-2008, 09:34 AM
PETA is one f up organization.

MADXSTER
09-24-2008, 09:39 AM
Time and time again Peta continues to surprise me. Even when I think I''ve heard it all. Whammo...there's another surprise.

Juice
09-24-2008, 09:40 AM
Its reasons like these that make everyone hate hippies

Raoul Duke
09-24-2008, 10:09 AM
I say we skip the ice cream and go straight to the source.

http://www.sswilson.com/Picz/BreastEnhancedKendraWilkinson.jpg

XUglow
09-24-2008, 10:13 AM
What is the source for this one? The Onion?

pickledpigsfeet
09-24-2008, 10:29 AM
What is the source for this one? The Onion?

Its from the NBC station in Vermont. Here's the link, which was on the CNN.com frontpage.

http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html

PMI
09-24-2008, 10:52 AM
South Park does a great episode on PETA. They really are some whacked out people.

Anyone remember what breast milk even tastes like? I can't imagine a vanilla milkshake would taste as good. Plus, while most cows are about the same, humans vary. I want a picture and some stats of the woman whose milk is in my Cherry Garcia. Am I getting a Marissa Miller treat or a Kathy Bates cold one? And now I'll never be able to eat Swiss cheese again. Dammit, I shouldn't have opened this thread.

XU05and07
09-24-2008, 11:15 AM
PETA doesn't realize that you won't be able to produce as much ice cream...and thats the important thing here

XURunner85
09-24-2008, 11:25 AM
I am all in favor of giving up cow's milk and go straight to the breast milk...no straw needed, just a healthy breast and a napkin for me....in fact I will take the girl up above for my milk....mmmmm

XU05and07
09-24-2008, 11:34 AM
I am all in favor of giving up cow's milk and go straight to the breast milk...no straw needed, just a healthy breast and a napkin for me....in fact I will take the girl up above for my milk....mmmmm

she may have fake milk

Raoul Duke
09-24-2008, 12:00 PM
she may have fake milk

Hey, it's enhanced milk.

Emp
09-24-2008, 12:01 PM
PETA also asserts that milk cows have to be impregnated ever 9 mo to continue to give milk...totally false. As with humans, if you continue to use milk, the udder/breast continues to produce it. Hence wet nurses etc.

Ice cream from human milk wouldn't taste any more like fresh human milk that ice cream from dairy cows tastes like fresh cow milk. After pasteurization, processing and oh yeah flavoring and whipped air is added, it's not very close.

Of interest to me is the disconnect between societal (largely male) obsession with big full breasts, and the equally squeamish aversion to lactating and feeding babies in public as "immodest."

Kahns Krazy
09-24-2008, 12:06 PM
I think that's Kendra- one of Hef's girls.

PMI
09-24-2008, 12:43 PM
I think the reason people may be uncomfortable with breast feeding in public places is because it makes it impossible not to take a second peak, regardless of what the mother looks like, often times leading to the George Castanza syndrome of staring too long at the sun which consequently leads to an awkward scene to follow. If the mom is attractive, it's also a frustrating tease to see some kid who's put in no time to earn anything compared to you get the prize, and all you get is a half second peak. Public breast feeding is an injustice.

XU05and07
09-24-2008, 12:44 PM
I think that's Kendra- one of Hef's girls.

i cannot stand her laugh

xu95
09-24-2008, 12:53 PM
What does PETA stand for? People who Eat Tastey Animals? I think I should become a member.

xu95

Snipe
09-24-2008, 01:18 PM
I sent my first kid to Waldorf for a year of preschool. At the PTA conference we sat at around a table and there had to be at least two or maybe three breast feeding women sitting across from me in different directions. I was sitting with my wife and I was afraid to look in any direction.

I would think a woman would want to go to the back of the room and not sit up front and center. Not the Waldorf moms. They are up front and center and loud and proud. I think they should be allowed to do anything they want, but my belief in their freedom didn't make it less awkward for me.

Back to the topic, I think it is interesting that PETA thinks we should milk women like cows.

Smails
09-24-2008, 01:32 PM
"I sent my first kid to Waldorf for a year of preschool"

I'm floored...Not that I don't think that school has some merit, I just don't envision Snipe haning out with Waldorf parents

XUglow
09-24-2008, 01:46 PM
Its from the NBC station in Vermont. Here's the link, which was on the CNN.com frontpage.

http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html

Wow! Better Yet, it is even on the PETA website. I checked the calendar, and it isn't April 1st. I was sure this had to be a hoax, because I figured that NO ONE would be so stupid as to actually propose such a solution, but PETA has proven me wrong.

Snipe
09-24-2008, 02:57 PM
Talk about a fish out of water. The bumper stickers in the parking lot were hilarious.

MADXSTER
09-24-2008, 06:36 PM
I got some "Milk" for the pretty PETA chicks if they want some because I'm all for Ice-Cream. You scream, I scream, we both scream for my cream. Or something like that.

X-band '01
09-24-2008, 07:59 PM
What does PETA stand for? People who Eat Tastey Animals? I think I should become a member.

xu95

Spoken like a true Jungle Jim's regular.

If I take a closer look at the acronym, are cows being harmed by being milked? It doesn't sound like Ben & Jerry's are slaughtering cows to get to their milk, if you catch my drift.

This is just another reach by PETA for their 15 minutes of fame.

American X
09-24-2008, 11:56 PM
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2000/images/meettheparents1.jpg

blobfan
09-25-2008, 01:42 AM
How many women would it take to provide breast milk to make enough ice cream for Ben & Jerry's? Do they pump it at home in potentially unclean conditions then turn it in? Do they show up to some milking machine and hook up for 30 minute shifts? How do you take kids on a field trip to that factory!! I remember being taught to milk a cow on a field trip but damn!!!

If they did agree to do it, I imagine the first people to sign up would be low income people and in a few years we'd be hearing about how unethical the human milking business is. There'd be sob stories about how physically uncomfortable the equipment is, accusations of prettier women getting paid more for their product, and harassment suits against male line supervisors. It'd be a mess.

But the pictures on the packaging would be priceless!!

XUglow
09-25-2008, 12:58 PM
Woman A: I am producing about 20 gallons a week, and quite frankly, I don't know what to do with it.
Woman B: Call Ben and Jerry's. They can use it to make ice cream.
Woman A: Great. Storage problem solved plus I will be able to send the kids to college.
Woman B: And you just saved a cow.