Weatherman Rumble!

[Tardy Turtle]

Pete Delkus is calling out Derek Beasley (http://www.xavierhoops.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4659) in the Welcome Forum.

Get your tickets now!

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/9382/ticketcz5.jpg

[Stonebreaker]

Well done, turtle.

[waggy]

Pete & Derek need to have a prediction face-off on this board. Xavier season record, measurements of Nuts girlfriend pics, maybe the weather...

[Tardy Turtle]

Latest odds from BetOnWeirdStuff.com:

BEASLEY: -110
DELKUS: -110

(Dead heat. And the vig will kill you.)

And they're talking smack in the media. Here are some quotes I just now totally made up:

BEASLEY: "The National Stabbing Service has issued a Severe Puncture Wound Warning for Pete Delkus' chest!"

Delkus: "Beasley's July 4th forecast? Mostly bloody with a chance of decapitation!"

It's On!!

[Juice]

"The streets will run red with Burgundy's blood!"

This could turn into a better battle royale since "Everyone vs. Prop"

[nuts4xu]

Pete & Derek need to have a prediction face-off on this board. Xavier season record, measurements of Nuts girlfriend pics, maybe the weather...

For my first piece of ass since my marraige ended, who should I bang first:

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ED0T7Z74L.jpg OR http://www.cpluv.com/www/medias/insomnie/insomnie_46d78a5a06c00.jpg

LET THE WEATHERMEN DECIDE !!

LONG LIVE DEREK BEASLEY !!

[XUglow]

For my first piece of ass since my marraige ended, who should I bang first:


http://www.chebucto.ns.ca/~af380/JamiesHooker.jpg

[PM Thor]

I don't know if you did it on purpose Tardy, but 13th and Race is in one of the most dangerous, drug riddled, dealer-shoots-dealer areas in Cincy. I thought that was the best part. Very apropo.

[XU05and07]

You could get a lot more per ticket than $0.69...just thinking

[pickledpigsfeet]

This may be the best post on this board since its creation. Well done Tardy. I can't rep it enough.

Derek answered my friend request so I'm rooting for him at this point.

[Derek Beasley]

Yo it's me again...lol. Don't buy your tickets just yet. I'm wavin' the white flag on this one. Pete was here first so he has the seniority :)

[nuts4xu]

Ok Derek, but see my post above, and tell me which chick should I bang first? Inquiring minds want to know!!

[GuyFawkes38]

Ok Derek, but see my post above, and tell me which chick should I bang first? Inquiring minds want to know!!

yeah, I'm sure Derek will answer this.

[Pete Delkus]

First things first. Nuts, the horned-up nurse is freaking awesome...hands down...literally!

Now Beasley,

I came here to die with you. Or live with you. Dying ain't so hard for men like you and me, it's living that's hard; when all you ever cared about has been cancelled or fired. TV Stations don't live together, people live together. With Doplers and Vipors you don't always get a fair word or a fair fight.

Well I've come here to give you either one, or get either one from you. I came here like this so you'll know my word of death is true. And that my word of life is then true. The TV Anchor lives here, the sports director the I-Team reporter, the traffic reporter. And so will we. Now, we'll only type what we need to, same as the moderator does. And every fall when the grass turns brown and the team starts to practice, we can talk about them here in peace, butcher some of our Dayton fans and jerk beef for the journey. The sign of the Musketeer, that will be on my lodge.

That's my word of life.

[MADXSTER]

Now we have an outlaw Meteorologist.

The Outlaw Josey Wales is my favorite Clint Eastwood movie.

[XURunner85]

Nuts I say you do both same time....be sure you have your will written though they may give you a fatal heart attack, but you would go with a smile....