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Kahns Krazy
06-23-2008, 12:48 PM
From the Enquirer : http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/AB/20080623/NEWS0107/306230030/


COLERAIN TWP. – A 41-year-old man was charged over the weekend with snapping pictures of a naked woman in a tanning bed at a salon.

Jeffrey Barrier faces charges of disorderly conduct and obstructing official business, court records show.

He stood on a chair and took shots with his cell phone camera of the victim, 35, in a tanning room Saturday at Aloha Tanning, 3118 Springdale Rd., police wrote in court records.

When police found Barrier, he denied taking the pictures and said he had no camera.

But when police searched him, they discovered he had hidden the camera in his anus, records state.

Barrier is scheduled to go before a judge this morning.

The Enquirer will update this story as information develops.

Wow dude. I hope those were really good pictures.
Snipe
06-23-2008, 12:59 PM
He probably switched it to vibrate.
xeus
06-23-2008, 02:32 PM
I think I'd rather face the disorderly conduct charge and hand over the camera before going to such extreme measures.
xeus
06-23-2008, 02:40 PM
"Let me call you right back. I'm not getting very good reception, I'm in a tunnel."
muskienick
06-23-2008, 04:51 PM
You'd think a guy with an a-hole big enough to accommodate a cell phone would be more interested in snapping pictures of modern-day versions of John "Wad" Holmes instead of a naked lady!
pickledpigsfeet
06-23-2008, 10:28 PM
He probably had Dennis Leary's "I'm an asshole" as his ringtone, or possibly Sir Mix A Lot's "Big Butts".
XUglow
06-23-2008, 10:31 PM
Police: "Sir, is that your ass ringing?"
Kahns Krazy
06-23-2008, 10:56 PM
He probably had Dennis Leary's "I'm an asshole" as his ringtone, or possibly Sir Mix A Lot's "Big Butts".

Dennis Leary's "I'm an asshole" is a fabulous song.


Cammy Dierking had to read this story on the 64 10-o'clock news. She mentioned that the phone was hidden in a body cavity. She did not look pleased to be reading this story.
blobfan
06-23-2008, 11:45 PM
He probably switched it to vibrate.

Yeah. It's the new gerbil phone by Motorola. Part of their come-back bid.
Xman95
06-24-2008, 02:35 AM
Yeah. It's the new gerbil phone by Motorola.


Rumor has it that Richard Gere just bought a case of those phones!
XUglow
06-24-2008, 07:45 AM
Yeah. It's the new gerbil phone by Motorola. Part of their come-back bid.

I heard they were trying to crack into that market.
Jumpy
06-24-2008, 11:01 AM
Yeah. It's the new gerbil phone by Motorola. Part of their come-back bid.


The alternative family pack comes with matching his and his rhinestone gel cases.
American X
07-01-2008, 11:50 PM
Talk about shitty reception.
MADXSTER
07-02-2008, 12:25 AM
My guess is that he probably gets off.........even if he does go to jail.

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k137/audiotaliban/gerbil.gif
Jumpy
07-02-2008, 07:53 AM
My guess is that he probably gets off.........even if he does go to jail.

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k137/audiotaliban/gerbil.gif

Fresh fish, fresh fish, fresh fish.

He will definitely be the ejaculatee, not the ejaculator in prison.