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MADXSTER
06-10-2008, 05:23 PM
Since Guy seems to think so soo sooo Highly of himself, I would think in reality he may have a hard time getting a date. At least a second one. We here at XavierHoops we would like to try and help you out. Please Guy, do not be in denial and say you don't need help. We know you do! Keep in mind, a second date is what's needed.

How about

http://www.mrdiggles.com/img/hot-chick.jpg
GuyFawkes38
06-10-2008, 08:56 PM
Since Guy seems to think so soo sooo Highly of himself, I would think in reality he may have a hard time getting a date. At least a second one. We here at XavierHoops we would like to try and help you out. Please Guy, do not be in denial and say you don't need help. We know you do! Keep in mind, a second date is what's needed.

How about

http://www.mrdiggles.com/img/hot-chick.jpg


Didn't a lot of inferior Romans and Hebrews try to bring down Jesus with lies.

Now, I'm not saying I'm Jesus.....although my friends call me "The One".
Fred Garvin
06-10-2008, 09:08 PM
How Madxster get a picture of Helen?
waggy
06-10-2008, 10:48 PM
I could envision this thread ending badly.

:D
Juice
06-10-2008, 10:52 PM
I would rather get a date for myself before I get one for Guy. No offense to you Guy, but I am a higher priority on my own list than you.
GuyFawkes38
06-10-2008, 11:02 PM
I have no problem getting dates.

To be serious for a second, my life can sometimes be a hassle.

Take, for example, my trip tonight to the Hyde Park Kroger (a store infamous for 20 and 30 year olds looking for guys like me). I just wanted to get some groceries. Instead, hot women constantly attempted to flirt with me. I'm a nice guy. I kind of flirt with them and try to end it in a manner which won't hurt their self-esteem. But it's time consuming.

Just to avoid the hassles, I plan on grocery shopping at the Norwood Kroger next week.
MADXSTER
06-10-2008, 11:39 PM
Guy, your mother sent me your baby picture.

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/8_ugly_people.jpg
GuyFawkes38
06-11-2008, 12:34 AM
wow, what a picture. Hopefully I can get that image out of my mind before I sleep.

I might have a little casual sex to calm the nerves. That's the great thing about being so wanted by the women.
muskienick
06-11-2008, 12:41 AM
It would appear that Guy's parents are Rowan Atkinson and Phyllis Diller. I fear that he has failed to inherit their sense of humor genes but managed to get everything else.
GuyFawkes38
06-11-2008, 12:48 AM
Ok, just finished having casual sex. I feel great now.

Feel free to envy me.
waggy
06-11-2008, 03:03 AM
A revision is in order: Starting ugly, proceding ugly, and ending mercifully. But not yet.
Tardy Turtle
06-11-2008, 08:42 AM
Hmmm... this thread seems to be a

http://www.pocketfactory.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/trainwreck-edited.jpg
MADXSTER
06-11-2008, 10:27 AM
It's all in good fun and I give props to Fawkes for being a good sport.
waggy
06-12-2008, 02:06 AM
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/cant_afford_me.jpg
DC Muskie
06-12-2008, 08:29 AM
How could I'm not first in line for getting a date? Jeez. I need to step up my annoyance to you all.
XUglow
06-12-2008, 08:58 AM
Can you set up these guys as well?

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/104969/a13.jpg
American X
06-12-2008, 11:57 AM
ALT Muskie knows the woman for him:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b228/JohnBudz/FatChickPuking.jpg

Maybe that is what happens after a date with GuyFawkes.