Something I have learned

[D-West & PO-Z]

One thing I have learned from working at my summer job at the BMW is that the majority, and I mean pretty much all personalized license plates, are the dumbest things ever. I mean the things some of these people have on their license plates are just mind numbingly dumb. I work in the washbay at the BMW dealership on Stewart Rd. which is also a Mini Cooper dealership. Why does someone have to describe the car they drive like we dont know what it is? "My Mini" I mean c'mon, dumb. Or "Beemer" also stupid. There are just too many to mention.

On another note, if any of you own a BMW or Mini, let me know. The free car wash for BMW and Mini owners is on Saturdays, and if you let me know I could possibly get you in the front of the line, even if you have one of those stupid personalized license plates. ;)

[PM Thor]

They are called vanity plates for a reason. I used to have BEATUD, but then a friend at Danas asked me "What's Be A Tud mean?" so I had to lose it.

Saw one today on a big Beemer SUV that made me want to get out and punch the lady with it. U NV ME. Yeah no.

[D-West & PO-Z]

Yeah, that is a bad one. The ones that piss me off the most though like I said before are the ones that describe the car. Just so pointless and stupid and unoriginal. I have seen some good ones, and I have seen a few XU plates and obviously I liked those, but pretty much all of them are dumb and makes me think personalized license p;ates should be banned.

[Stonebreaker]

Mine says....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Kramer's_ASSMAN_plates.jpg

My wife's car says..

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2420/1989149624_d9cf393c2c_m.jpg

[D-West & PO-Z]

Now those are funny.

[XUglow]

There is a Mini in town with "SEATS 8". That's pretty cute.

[muskienick]

Mine say 'GOX' and 'XBB'

Plenty of folks have asked me what "GOCKS" means. (I was too cheap to pay extra for the State to put a space between the 'GO' and the 'X'!)

[ATL Muskie]

http://pos-psych.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/1-snipe.thumbnail.JPG

[XBR1]

The best I have evr seen when I was drivng through Dayton was

UDFINL4

I pulled up next to the guy and started laughing at him.

[chico]

If I ever get a personalized plate on my Honda it would say "Ed's BMW" - when people pulled up and said my car was not a BMW I would reply that I'm not Ed (I stole that one from the guy who wrote Airplane).

The only plate I thought was clever was on the plates of a guy I went to college with - 3 putt. A self-deprecating plate would be the only type I wouldn't make fun of.

[chico]

Saw one today on a big Beemer SUV that made me want to get out and punch the lady with it. U NV ME. Yeah no.

I'd ask her - What does "you Nevada me" mean? It's fun to see the reaction on people's faces when you read their "clever" plates wrong, like your friend did to your beatud plate.

[chico]

http://images.javasigns.com/images/funny_license_plate_1.jpg

Did I just tie Snipe's record for replying to your own posts?

[xavierdude]

Mine says LTZ GO X

[PM Thor]

If I ever get a personalized plate on my Honda it would say "Ed's BMW" - when people pulled up and said my car was not a BMW I would reply that I'm not Ed (I stole that one from the guy who wrote Airplane).

The only plate I thought was clever was on the plates of a guy I went to college with - 3 putt. A self-deprecating plate would be the only type I wouldn't make fun of.

Actually, the best plate I have seen is "DUMBLOND", driven by yes, a blonde chic.

[blobfan]

I know someone that has a vanity plate with the 6 digits of her birthday. That's also what she uses as a password for her wireless internet.

[Juice]

The worst violators of vanity plates are VW Bug drivers. Stupid crap like: Fun Bug, Green Bug, Punch Bug, Lady Bug, Cute Bug...
I hate the majority of human race for reasons like this.

[XU05and07]

you can always tell when nuts has made it to the game before you...just look for his car

[Snipe]

http://pos-psych.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/1-snipe.thumbnail.JPG


That guy has got style.

[Smails]

I drove down to Bristol Motor speedway last year for the night race (insert joke here) and saw some doozies. My favorite was on a ford 350 full of chicks and it read Btch4x4. To the left of the plate was a bumber sticker that said "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair" Tennessee class.....

[D-West & PO-Z]

The worst violators of vanity plates are VW Bug drivers. Stupid crap like: Fun Bug, Green Bug, Punch Bug, Lady Bug, Cute Bug...
I hate the majority of human race for reasons like this.

Same with the mini coopers.

[Smooth]

I once made an off-the-cuff statement that a higher percentage of Bug owners have personalized plates. The person I made that comment to countered with Mini's as the champ. The guy is relentless and never fails to point out a non-vanity plate on a bug, but I rarely get to return the favor with a Mini. I have now conceded defeat and declare Mini Cooper owners the most vain car owners..................except for those people who can't afford a car, but somehow managed to talk God into buying one for them.

[D-West & PO-Z]

I once made an off-the-cuff statement that a higher percentage of Bug owners have personalized plates. The person I made that comment to countered with Mini's as the champ. The guy is relentless and never fails to point out a non-vanity plate on a bug, but I rarely get to return the favor with a Mini. I have now conceded defeat and declare Mini Cooper owners the most vain car owners..................except for those people who can't afford a car, but somehow managed to talk God into buying one for them.

Yeah, its bad, and I have to see them everyday.

[boozehound]

I once made an off-the-cuff statement that a higher percentage of Bug owners have personalized plates. The person I made that comment to countered with Mini's as the champ. The guy is relentless and never fails to point out a non-vanity plate on a bug, but I rarely get to return the favor with a Mini. I have now conceded defeat and declare Mini Cooper owners the most vain car owners..................except for those people who can't afford a car, but somehow managed to talk God into buying one for them.

It is friggin amazing the amount of Bug and Mini owners that have personalized licenes plates. They must not even let you off the lot until you order some kind of personalized license plate if you buy a Mini or a Bug.

[Kahns Krazy]

I have personalized Bengals plates on my car that I ordered in a drunken stupor. I keep them because it is a daily reminder to me not to do stupid sh*t when I drink. It also makes my annual renewal about 10% of the value of my car, which is not stupid at all.

Oh wait, yes it is.

[xu95]

I have personalized Bengals plates on my car that I ordered in a drunken stupor. I keep them because it is a daily reminder to me not to do stupid sh*t when I drink. It also makes my annual renewal about 10% of the value of my car, which is not stupid at all.

Oh wait, yes it is.

Just be glad you don't live in Georgia. When I moved there in '96, I owned a 1995 Toyota Corolla (I don't know, I think those cars cost about $15k back then) and I had the pay the state of Georgia $274 for my license plate. That was for just the cheap one. It went up from there for personalized.

xu95

[Kahns Krazy]

I just got an e-mail from the BMW store referencing my 1995 BMW 325i convertible. This is excellent news as I was previously unaware that I owned one. I will take a free car even if it is 13 years old. Where should I pick it up?

Also, Dwest, is this your first year there? I know some people that used to work there.

[Raoul Duke]

I just got an e-mail from the BMW store referencing my 1995 BMW 325i convertible. This is excellent news as I was previously unaware that I owned one. I will take a free car even if it is 13 years old. Where should I pick it up?

Also, Dwest, is this your first year there? I know some people that used to work there.

"As much as you might like to, you can't spend every moment behind the wheel of your 325i. But with BMW Lifestyle products like those in the M Power Collection, you can continue your BMW experience beyond the driver's seat. Whether it's exclusive apparel and sportswear, premium business and travel accessories, or innovative items from the Kids' Collection, BMW Lifestyle delivers a fusion of signature style and quality for you and the other BMW enthusiasts in your life.

At The BMW Store, we invite you to stop by and explore our selection of exclusive BMW Lifestyle products. And we'd also like to remind you that our goal is to meet all your BMW needs, all in one place - from expert service and support, to Original BMW Accessories for your 325i. So please don't hesitate to contact us at (513) 271-8700 with any questions or suggestions. We thank you for your business, and we hope to see you soon."

Somewhat embarrassingly, I do have a BMW. While I like the car, I respectfully decline to live the BMW lifestyle.

[ATL Muskie]

Just be glad you don't live in Georgia. When I moved there in '96, I owned a 1995 Toyota Corolla (I don't know, I think those cars cost about $15k back then) and I had the pay the state of Georgia $274 for my license plate. That was for just the cheap one. It went up from there for personalized.

xu95

That was the ad valorem tax you pd when you applied for a tag. The actual plates are $20.00. They're supposed to be doing away with that ad valorem tax.

[xu95]

That was the ad valorem tax you pd when you applied for a tag. The actual plates are $20.00. They're supposed to be doing away with that ad valorem tax.


I hope so. THat was bullshit.

xu95

[Kahns Krazy]

Somewhat embarrassingly, I do have a BMW. While I like the car, I respectfully decline to live the BMW lifestyle.

I did have one, and was not embarrassed by it at all. It was not a 325i though, and I sold it more than 3 years ago. That was the e-mail I got though.

I have no interest in having my car influence my lifestyle. Though if it did, I would consider my lifestyle more Honda Civic than BMW.

13 years ago, my boss bought a BMW 5 series. For the life of me, I couldn't understand why anyone would pay so much for a car that at the time I didn't think much more of than a Camry. I've changed my mind. I really like almost the entire BWM line. They are still pricey, and you are paying a premium for the badge, but they are really nice, generally well built cars, and I personally like the styling. If I was planning to spend that kind of coin on my car, I'd certainly be looking at the BMW.

[Kahns Krazy]

That was the ad valorem tax you pd when you applied for a tag. The actual plates are $20.00. They're supposed to be doing away with that ad valorem tax.

Kentucky still charges an annual tax based on the value of the car, don't they?

[bourbonman]

Kentucky still charges an annual tax based on the value of the car, don't they?

Yes. :(

[MADXSTER]

If you live in Kentucky.

Kentucky will give you a tax break if you trade in a vehicle to purchase a Used vehicle. If you trade in a vehicle to purchase a new vehicle there is no tax break. Thus the tax incentive is to purchase a used vehicle. I guess Ky is a green state and prefers to recycle.

[xu95]

My wife drives an X5 but we are seriously considering trading it in for an Accord.

xu95

[boozehound]

I did have one, and was not embarrassed by it at all. It was not a 325i though, and I sold it more than 3 years ago. That was the e-mail I got though.

I have no interest in having my car influence my lifestyle. Though if it did, I would consider my lifestyle more Honda Civic than BMW.

13 years ago, my boss bought a BMW 5 series. For the life of me, I couldn't understand why anyone would pay so much for a car that at the time I didn't think much more of than a Camry. I've changed my mind. I really like almost the entire BWM line. They are still pricey, and you are paying a premium for the badge, but they are really nice, generally well built cars, and I personally like the styling. If I was planning to spend that kind of coin on my car, I'd certainly be looking at the BMW.

I agree. BMW's are sweet. Really sweet. I am of the mindset that you can't really afford a BMW unless you can either pay cash, or put a hefty amount (say 1/2 or more) down. I would never buy one new either, unless I could write a check for $60k and not even blink. YOu can get some pretty good deals on used ones.

[boozehound]

My wife drives an X5 but we are seriously considering trading it in for an Accord.

xu95

Accords are unbelievably good on gas. The interior is pretty nice too if you get the EX. I was surprised at the quality of the leather. It's not that cheap leather that cracks in 5 years like you used to get on Accords. I drive an Audi right now, but I am getting tired of the maintenence, poor gas mileage, and premium fuel. My next car will probably be an Accord.

[xu95]

I agree. BMW's are sweet. Really sweet. I am of the mindset that you can't really afford a BMW unless you can either pay cash, or put a hefty amount (say 1/2 or more) down. I would never buy one new either, unless I could write a check for $60k and not even blink. YOu can get some pretty good deals on used ones.

We bought my wife's X5 as a certified pre-owned. I honestly believe that is the way to go. It was three years old at the time and had 34k miles. The CPO warranty is 6 years or 100k miles. Therefore, she got a 3 year 66k mile warranty all for the price of an Explorer. I honestly don't see why everyone doesn't own a BMW. For just a little bit more you can prepay the maintenace as well. I think that paid for itself when they changed the brakes on it for free.

xu95

[The Artist]

Acura TL. All you could ever want without having to pay a price for the "name".

[XUglow]

I have a Saab 95. It is very fast, gets great gas mileage, and I didn't pay a bundle extra for the name.

Natalie has "borrowed" my RX8 for 7 months now.

[Kahns Krazy]

I got an offer from the BMW store today. If I buy a brand new BMW they will give me $250 in free gas!

With the cheapest car on the lot over $39,000, how can I possibly resist this exciting offer to save over oe half of one percent off the purchase price of my car!?!

[xeus]

I got an offer from the BMW store today. If I buy a brand new BMW they will give me $250 in free gas!

With the cheapest car on the lot over $39,000, how can I possibly resist this exciting offer to save over oe half of one percent off the purchase price of my car!?!

Might as well get 2 while the savings are on.

[Kahns Krazy]

I passed a BMW 330i last week. The license plate was "BMW330I"

Really? You paid extra to have something on the back of your car that was already written on the back of your car?

Asshole.

[D-West & PO-Z]

I passed a BMW 330i last week. The license plate was "BMW330I"

Really? You paid extra to have something on the back of your car that was already written on the back of your car?

Asshole.

LOL. Ya there is no limit on how stupid those plates can get.

[Kahns Krazy]

I saw this guy over the weekend. He's driving a Del Sol. With a busted taillight.

I hope this isn't anyone on this board...

http://www.xavierhoops.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=22&pictureid=304

[yougotdbagged]

The best I have evr seen when I was drivng through Dayton was

UDFINL4

I pulled up next to the guy and started laughing at him.

That is classic.

[D-West & PO-Z]

I saw this guy over the weekend. He's driving a Del Sol. With a busted taillight.

I hope this isn't anyone on this board...

http://www.xavierhoops.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=22&pictureid=304

Ha, that is pretty good.

[boozehound]

I saw this guy over the weekend. He's driving a Del Sol. With a busted taillight.

I hope this isn't anyone on this board...

http://www.xavierhoops.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=22&pictureid=304

Maybe he is just paying a lot of alimony...

[Cheesehead]

Mine reads "LUVXU" and I have had it for almost 2 years and it does cause some folks to tell me they either love or hate XU.

Having a vanity plate w/ an XU reference is the only reason I would ever do it.

[Michigan Muskie]

When I lived in Vegas for 18 months...

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs007.snc3/11441_1247213774071_1041219410_754929_6227254_n.jp g

Before that, I had XUHOOPS in Michigan. It looked good on the blue plates.

[jhelmes37]

I live in the Greater Detroit area and I was driving on I-94 a few years back and I saw a Caddy with a license plate that said "NBA DAD" and a Xavier frame on the plate. I rolled down the window and asked him who his son was and he said Brian Grant.

It was sort of cool.

[Ky X Fan]

There's one I have seen driving around northern Kentucky for at least the bast 8 years. Plate reads, " IH8MYX".

All I can think is how pitiful and bitter must you be to have to tell everyone.

Besides, isn't it a given?