I don't like GUYFAWKES Thread

[MADXSTER]

I don't like Guyfawkes because,

He doesn't like kids at the Cintas Center.
He doesn't like Baby Boomers.
He smells and has bad breath.
His mama doesn't even like him.
He post immature post.
He has poor punctuation.

I'm sure that most of you have your own reasons. Feel free to list them here.

[Tardy Turtle]

His mustache is too bushy!!!! (http://www.xavierhoops.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4073)

[Stonebreaker]

I like Fawkes.... baby boomers are kind of annoying.

[xuwin]

I like Guyfawkes because other peoples kids kicking the back of my seat at the Cintas are annoying.

[Juice]

I like guyfawkes because some of his threads are amusing

[MADXSTER]

I'm sorry. I thought I was posting in the "House of Smack." Not the House of Huggs and Kisses with puppy dogs and kittens playing together."

[Swifty]

I'm sorry. I thought I was posting in the "House of Smack." Not the House of Huggs and Kisses with puppy dogs and kittens playing together."

I like Guy Fawkes because he stuck up and sacrificed for English Catholics under an oppresive Anglican rule.

And baby boomers also kind of piss me off.

[nuts4xu]

Does this site have an ignore button? If it does, I can't find it.

[Kahns Krazy]

In the User CP, you have the option to add members to an ignore list.

[GuyFawkes38]

Let me take a few moments to respond to the accusations made on this page. I urge readers to read this post 3-4 times to comprehend the deepness and elegance behind it.

I believe there are two primary reasons why some on this board don't like me.

First reason is, of course, envy. Many out their feel envious of the intelligence, style, and overall classiness of my posts. This is understandable. If I were you, I would envy me too.

The second reason is simply the fact that my posts make many out there uncomfortable. Guy Fawkes speaks truth to power (yes, I have no problem using my name in the 3rd person). Lots of you don't like to read critical posts.


Instead, you want to read posts on the 2 following topics:

1. How great of a coach Sean Miller is. Sean Miller is the greatest X coach ever. Graham should give him a lifetime contract. We shouldn't talk about any rumors of Sean leaving. Instead, we should focus completely on the greatness of Sean Miller. Miller is great....blah blah blah blah.

2. Stanley Burrell is awesome. No other player embodies the spirit of X in the school's history. Father Graham should give an executive order commanding the athletic department to retire his number immediately. And we should build a statue in front of Cintas with Burrell pumping his fist in the air. Burrell is so great, that I wish I were a women so I could give birth to his kids.

If some of you want to fantasize about giving birth to Burrell's kids, thats fine. That's your business.

But I for one get a little sick and bored of all the self-congratulatory posts on this board. Yes, Miller is a really good coach. And Burrell was a very good X player. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T CRITICIZE THEM.

[X-band '01]

We also want to read posts that may or may not have boobage, but to each their own.

[MADXSTER]

I'm all for boobage.

[Mark 3 Pointer]

Anybody got some good side boob pics? I love side boob! file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ABBEYM%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg
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[XUglow]

Many out their feel envious of the intelligence...


Folks, you can't make this stuff up.

[GuyFawkes38]

Folks, you can't make this stuff up.

My fault. That was a really long post I had. More like a novel. a mistake was bound to happen. I'm close, but not perfect.

Edit: wait, there was no grammatical error on that line besides the wrong "there".

[MADXSTER]

There you have it. Guyfawkes hates Sean Miller and could care less about Stanley Burrell. How can you anyone stand up for this guy? Does any one personally know this guy? Would you have a drink with him or just throw one at him?

[GuyFawkes38]

There you have it. Guyfawkes hates Sean Miller and could care less about Stanley Burrell. How can you anyone stand up for this guy? Does any one personally know this guy? Would you have a drink with him or just throw one at him?

I'm seriously thinking about creating a new thread in the House of Smack titled, "Stanley Burrell--Was he really good for the X program???"

[Smails]

GuyFawkes-Helen-TS Eliot-Peeair Dracot

[MADXSTER]

Helen is still waiting for her ride to Lexington to show up. Bags have been packed for a while now.

[MADXSTER]

Derek B, feel free to reply. Please!

[waggy]

Hate. Hate. Hate.

[GuyFawkes38]

Hate. Hate. Hate.

Is this about my mild objections to Breaking Bad? I still love the show. If anyone makes any sort of critique against The Wire or Breaking Bad, people flip out.

[Kahns Krazy]

Wow. Digging up a five year old thread to hate on a guy. Or in this case, Guy.

I can't wait for the season to start.

[waggy]

Actually I just missed Guy. Now I've gone and ruined the thread.

[Kahns Krazy]

I understand. I miss Bob Huggins. I loved to hate that guy.

[waggy]

I think I hate Mick Cronin more than Bob Huggins. And this isn't even a hate thread. It's actually a "don't like" thread.


Don't like. Don't like. Don't like.