I HATE the University of SucK FOREVER MORE

[Masterofreality]

As I sit here in the early morning hours of game day, I can feel the roiling and seething begin. That school across town, the black ogres, the darkness....we play them. I hate. Why?

-Smart ass Mick Cronin. Get some Crest 3D White strips.
-The ghosts of BeelzeBob and Drunken Andy Kennedy.
-Kenyon Martin's flex
-Ruben Patterson's rape
-Charles Williams academic fraud
-Donald Little's hot coat hanger
-Eugene Land Larceny
-Art Long punching a horse
-BJ Groves beating up pregnant women
-Dumbtonio Wingfield
-Free Roof Bob Goin
-Thuggins not shaking hands with Pete
-Thuggins getting two AD's fired-Taylor and O'Dell
-Darnell Burton, drug dealer
-Damon Flint, women abuser
-Pussy G'Lawn Guyn (sp) who couldn't take a little trash talk at the end of the 2011 blowout.
-Sanctimonious YTG who couldn't win the A-10
-Chek Mobdj (sp) for cheap shotting Big Frease
-That horrible "Ohhhh, Ohhhh, Ohhhh, clap,clap,clap,clap...uc" cheer.
-SucKS charlatan football program.
-The arrogant "little brother" and "steppingstone" statements from their fairweather fans
-Huggins and Kennedy bar fights with fans.
-SucKS pathetic attempts to expand their craphole stadium
-SucKS pathetic attempts to weasel themselves into a league other than the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC...any league
-A Jaundiced Leprechaun with an inferiority complex.
-Beatwriter Bill Koch for baiting Tu in a post-game press conference.
-PDoc for being a SucKS shill, throwing a Molotov Cocktail on the pre-game 2011 fire then denying everything.
-The Borecats feeble recruiting attempts to be relevant.

They SucK over there in Clifton. My burlap and sackcloth is on, the beard is grizzled, I'm beginning to speak in tongues, the disdain is boiling and the beer is chilling.

Justice must be done tonight. Goodness must prevail. Mighty Men of Xavier wield your scabbards and vanquish the dark evil back to the bowels of the moldy cave (Fifth Third) from which it emerged.

It is written, it will be done!

[GIMMFD]

Friendly reminder of this gem years ago:

Why couldn't baby Jesus be born on UC's campus? Because they couldn't find 3 wisemen or a virgin.


LETS GO X!!! Is it acceptable to drink at 8:30???? Or is that alcoholism...

[drudy23]

Tonight we ride.

Best day of the year.

[American X]

SMELL THE GLOVE!

Add to MOR list:

Sleazeball Supreme Bob Huggins forever playing the oppressed victim martyr - Saint Bob of College Basketball. Yech. Iron Nancy Zimpher, She of The Red Dress, vanquishing that slithering, slobbering sack of lies was a great day for Cincinnati and America.

[muethibp]

Notable the degree to which all the things that generate apparent hate for UC occurred more than a decade, and, in some cases, 20 and 30 years ago. The rivalry once boiled hot but it's all pretty tepid nowadays.

[Muskie1000]

Friendly reminder of this gem years ago:

Why couldn't baby Jesus be born on UC's campus? Because they couldn't find 3 wisemen or a virgin.


LETS GO X!!! Is it acceptable to drink at 8:30???? Or is that alcoholism...

Its always noon somewhere. Drink away!

[American X]

Notable the degree to which all the things that generate apparent hate for UC occurred more than a decade, and, in some cases, 20 and 30 years ago. The rivalry once boiled hot but it's all pretty tepid nowadays.

Common decency and the FCC prevent us from discussing here the details of Mick Cronin's romantic escapades.

[Masterofreality]

Notable the degree to which all the things that generate apparent hate for UC occurred more than a decade, and, in some cases, 20 and 30 years ago. The rivalry once boiled hot but it's all pretty tepid nowadays.

Last time I checked, 2011 was within 6 years ago, and YTG with his excuses is the current time. The BoreCat minion slams happen every day. PDoc's slathering over Clifton happens on a daily basis.
What planet are you on?

[ReturnOfTheMack]

Common decency and the FCC prevent us from discussing here the details of Mick Cronin's romantic escapades.

I just vomited all over myself at the mere thought of Mick Cronin and "romance".

[fellahmuskie]

It's honestly kind of sad to see how this game is becoming uc's Super Bowl. Their program is pathetic. The inferiority complex over there is out of control and it starts with lil' mick.

[muethibp]

Last time I checked, 2011 was within 6 years ago, and YTG with his excuses is the current time. The BoreCat minion slams happen every day. PDoc's slathering over Clifton happens on a daily basis.
What planet are you on?

Notwithstanding the mean-spirited response, happy to admit that I had a typo - I didn't mean to put "all" in there. The overall point - which you can't really have missed and remains true - is that much of the stuff on the initial list is very dated.

[Masterofreality]

Notwithstanding the mean-spirited response, happy to admit that I had a typo - I didn't mean to put "all" in there. The overall point - which you can't really have missed and remains true - is that much of the stuff on the initial list is very dated.

Damn right I'm mean spirited today. It's a game day against the forces of darkness who I hate. You are just collateral damage.
The BoreCats SucK. Nothing about that is dated. Their cretin fans, their midget coach, their media shills.

Sorry, not sorry.

[drudy23]

Damn right I'm mean spirited today. It's a game day against the forces of darkness who I hate. You are just collateral damage.
The BoreCats SucK. Nothing about that is dated. Their cretin fans, their midget coach, their media shills.

Sorry, not sorry.

What he said.

[Juice]

As I sit here in the early morning hours of game day, I can feel the roiling and seething begin. That school across town, the black ogres, the darkness....we play them. I hate. Why?

-Smart ass Mick Cronin. Get some Crest 3D White strips.
-The ghosts of BeelzeBob and Drunken Andy Kennedy.
-Kenyon Martin's flex
-Ruben Patterson's rape
-Charles Williams academic fraud
-Donald Little's hot coat hanger
-Eugene Land Larceny
-Art Long punching a horse
-BJ Groves beating up pregnant women
-Dumbtonio Wingfield
-Free Roof Bob Goin
-Thuggins not shaking hands with Pete
-Thuggins getting two AD's fired-Taylor and O'Dell
-Darnell Burton, drug dealer
-Damon Flint, women abuser
-Pussy G'Lawn Guyn (sp) who couldn't take a little trash talk at the end of the 2011 blowout.
-Sanctimonious YTG who couldn't win the A-10
-Chek Mobdj (sp) for cheap shotting Big Frease
-That horrible "Ohhhh, Ohhhh, Ohhhh, clap,clap,clap,clap...uc" cheer.
-SucKS charlatan football program.
-The arrogant "little brother" and "steppingstone" statements from their fairweather fans
-Huggins and Kennedy bar fights with fans.
-SucKS pathetic attempts to expand their craphole stadium
-SucKS pathetic attempts to weasel themselves into a league other than the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC...any league
-A Jaundiced Leprechaun with an inferiority complex.
-Beatwriter Bill Koch for baiting Tu in a post-game press conference.
-PDoc for being a SucKS shill, throwing a Molotov Cocktail on the pre-game 2011 fire then denying everything.
-The Borecats feeble recruiting attempts to be relevant.

They SucK over there in Clifton. My burlap and sackcloth is on, the beard is grizzled, I'm beginning to speak in tongues, the disdain is boiling and the beer is chilling.

Justice must be done tonight. Goodness must prevail. Mighty Men of Xavier wield your scabbards and vanquish the dark evil back to the bowels of the moldy cave (Fifth Third) from which it emerged.

It is written, it will be done!

HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE....

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[STL_XUfan]

Common decency and the FCC prevent us from discussing here the details of Mick Cronin's romantic escapades.
What did he get his goat for Valentine's Day?

[GoMuskies]

I feel like everyone other than MOR is just going through the motions. With Bobby H, hate flowed so naturally. With Mick C, it's more like bemusement and almost sympathy.

[gladdenguy]

MOR coming through to escalate the hate. I would have had my money on Snipe escalating, but I will happily take MOR after that great post.

[Masterofreality]

I feel like everyone other than MOR is just going through the motions. With Bobby H, hate flowed so naturally. With Mick C, it's more like bemusement and almost sympathy.

The only sympathy I feel is for those stupid enough to sleep with The Yellow Toothed Gnome.
The SucKS fans are so shell shocked they are apparently forgetting that the leprechaun trashed them for Vegas last offseason then just came slinking back to town with an extra 30 pieces of silver in his pocket. Cretin (defined as a "dwarfed and deformed idiot").

[Masterofreality]

My post from the summer on another thread as to Sippin' Mick's dalliance with Vegas. What a buffoon.

"With these tomfoolery and hijinks by the Jaundiced Leprechaun, how can anyone who may be a somewhat supporter of that pimple on the map in Clifton ever think about giving any pop to that program? By these escapades, Sippin Mick disrespected the guy who is his play by play man on the radio, turned his back on the school that employed him and then just came strolling back in like everything was cool, while the President of said school publically was begging and pleading for his return.

Think of your girlfriend- who is a 3 on a 10 scale, but a good prick teaser- just taking off to Vegas for a one night stand with some schlub then walking back in your door acting like nothing happened- except she expects you to buy her a couple of new blinged baubles for her trouble, pay her gambling losses while she was out there and then also pay for the STD treatments from the afflictions she caught while dallaying around.

Sounds like a great deal to me.

Describes that imbecile to a T.

[bleedXblue]

It's honestly kind of sad to see how this game is becoming uc's Super Bowl. Their program is pathetic. The inferiority complex over there is out of control and it starts with lil' mick.

Its not sad at all.....I kind of like it :)

[joe titan]

"PDoc for being a SucKS shill, throwing a Molotov Cocktail on the pre-game 2011 fire then denying everything."

Was it not Andy Furman's interview w/ Sean Kilpatrick to ignite the circumstance ?

And how was Ed Badger's comment about saving Staak's job when XU prevailed omitted ?

[muskiefan82]

My post from the summer on another thread as to Sippin' Mick's dalliance with Vegas. What a buffoon.

"With these tomfoolery and hijinks by the Jaundiced Leprechaun, how can anyone who may be a somewhat supporter of that pimple on the map in Clifton ever think about giving any pop to that program? By these escapades, Sippin Mick disrespected the guy who is his play by play man on the radio, turned his back on the school that employed him and then just came strolling back in like everything was cool, while the President of said school publically was begging and pleading for his return.

Think of your girlfriend- who is a 3 on a 10 scale, but a good prick teaser- just taking off to Vegas for a one night stand with some schlub then walking back in your door acting like nothing happened- except she expects you to buy her a couple of new blinged baubles for her trouble, pay her gambling losses while she was out there and then also pay for the STD treatments from the afflictions she caught while dallaying around.

Sounds like a great deal to me.

Describes that imbecile to a T.

Yes. Yes it does.

[Masterofreality]

"PDoc for being a SucKS shill, throwing a Molotov Cocktail on the pre-game 2011 fire then denying everything."

Was it not Andy Furman's interview w/ Sean Kilpatrick to ignite the circumstance ?

And how was Ed Badger's comment about saving Staak's job when XU prevailed omitted ?

PDoc wrote a piece for his "Morning Line" deal, or whatever the hell it's called, quoting Kilpatrick saying that Tu wasn't worthy of starting for the BoreCats.

[joe titan]

Not to excuse but P Doc was relaying the Furman interview w/ SK.

And how about Tony Yates' whining when Steve Thomas dropped 40 on them.

[ammtd34]

FC Cincinnati posted a twitter poll saying they weren't taking sides and asking what colors their fans were wearing tonight; UC, Xavier, or FCC.

Some UC lost their minds over it. A few have said they aren't buying FCC tickets because of the "disrespect."

Losers.

[THRILLHOUSE]

Not to excuse but P Doc was relaying the Furman interview w/ SK.



Yeah. If I remember correctly, pdoc was doing his usual "is the shootout a big game anymore?" post and was whining about how the fire and passion from the game was gone (or some dumb pdoc phrasing like that). Then in the brawl aftermath did a 180 and whined the game has gotten too toxic and out of control (or again, some more dumb pdoc phrasing).

[THRILLHOUSE]

FC Cincinnati posted a twitter poll saying they weren't taking sides and asking what colors their fans were wearing tonight; UC, Xavier, or FCC.

Some UC lost their minds over it. A few have said they aren't buying FCC tickets because of the "disrespect."

Losers.

lol those dorks lose their f-ing minds if anyone in the Cincy media or one of the pro sports teams mentions something positive about X.

I see this time they've even gone as far as editing the XU wiki pages to say we're in Norwood.

But yeah, this game only means something to X. :chin:

[fellahmuskie]

FC Cincinnati posted a twitter poll saying they weren't taking sides and asking what colors their fans were wearing tonight; UC, Xavier, or FCC.

Some UC lost their minds over it. A few have said they aren't buying FCC tickets because of the "disrespect."

Losers.

That thread is hilarious. Typical thin-skinned UC reaction.

[Juice]

lol those dorks lose their f-ing minds if anyone in the Cincy media or one of the pro sports teams mentions something positive about X.

I see this time they've even gone as far as editing the XU wiki pages to say we're in Norwood.

But yeah, this game only means something to X. :chin:

The crazy part was that it wasn't even pro-Xavier. It just wasn't pro-UC. They act like everyone in this city should S their proverbial D's in this city.

Trash ass campus full of stupid ass looking buildings, surrounded by crime every where to the point they can't keep their students safe looking ass motherf*ckers...

[mid major]

Common decency and the FCC prevent us from discussing here the details of Mick Cronin's romantic escapades.

Oh wow, I guess "common decency" applies to us and no one up north. They have no problem slamming Pat Kelsey for the real reasons he left Victory Parkway.

[GoMuskies]

I didn't know FC Cincinnati played at Nippert. I guess that's why some of the fans are upset.

But really, WGAF? Strange for UC people to get riled up about that.

[THRILLHOUSE]

The crazy part was that it wasn't even pro-Xavier. It just wasn't pro-UC. They act like everyone in this city should S their proverbial D's in this city.



They also lost their shit a few years back when the Reds had the UK national championship team on the field.

They don't show up to their own games, but go crazy if any other area team is mentioned. What an odd bunch.

[THRILLHOUSE]

I didn't know FC Cincinnati played at Nippert. I guess that's why some of the fans are upset.

But really, WGAF? Strange for UC people to get riled up about that.

Yeah. And FC Cincy is currently doing some renovations to Nippert. Hence the "special partner" phrase in their tweet. But yeah, they're a strange bunch.

[ammtd34]

Yeah. And FC Cincy is currently doing some renovations to Nippert. Hence the "special partner" phrase in their tweet. But yeah, they're a strange bunch.

Some of them are mad about the "special partner" part, too. They aren't the UC soccer team. They should probably relax.

[American X]

Xavier is far more battle-tested than these BearPigManCats. Our guys are going to look at their playground tough guy act and laugh.

UC does not play a style of basketball, they play a perversion of basketball. Their play is as stylish as a plaid, corduroy tuxedo.

Xavier has better players, better coaching and more toughness (that's right, Mick).

Xavier wins a game uglier than Mick Cronin's girlfriend.

[Juice]

Yeah. And FC Cincy is currently doing some renovations to Nippert. Hence the "special partner" phrase in their tweet. But yeah, they're a strange bunch.

And correct me if I'm wrong, isn't FC paying for all the upgrades to the field?

[THRILLHOUSE]

And correct me if I'm wrong, isn't FC paying for all the upgrades to the field?

You are correct. They are paying the $2 million costs of the changes they are making to the stadium.

[ammtd34]

And correct me if I'm wrong, isn't FC paying for all the upgrades to the field?

Yes. And the playing surface itself.

[novachap]

Good Luck X...... kick ass!

[ServiceUnavailable]

Bob Huggins has no integrity.

Mick Cronin has no dentist.

[Masterofreality]

This is two years old, but Mark Titus wrote it perfectly on the dearly departed Grantland.:
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/unheralded-rivalry-report-ncaa-college-basketball-cincinnati-xavier-the-crosstown-shootout-oscar-robertson-bob-huggins-pete-gillen-david-west/

[paulxu]

Might as well add another X to this list.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3GTZgWXEAEi_sg.jpg

[dnnrobert]

It's honestly kind of sad to see how this game is becoming uc's Super Bowl. Their program is pathetic. The inferiority complex over there is out of control and it starts with lil' mick.

When I read Xavier boards and UC boards, it's obvious which fan base treats the shootout like it's the Super Bowl -- and it's not UC. And it makes no sense to me, as Xavier has overall been the better program for the past 15 years. Xavier is the superior program, but Xavier fans definitely still harbor an inferiority complex on the whole.

[fellahmuskie]

When I read Xavier boards and UC boards, it's obvious which fan base treats the shootout like it's the Super Bowl -- and it's not UC. And it makes no sense to me, as Xavier has overall been the better program for the past 15 years. Xavier is the superior program, but Xavier fans definitely still harbor an inferiority complex on the whole.

Ha ha.

[beatuc]

When I read Xavier boards and UC boards, it's obvious which fan base treats the shootout like it's the Super Bowl -- and it's not UC. And it makes no sense to me, as Xavier has overall been the better program for the past 15 years. Xavier is the superior program, but Xavier fans definitely still harbor an inferiority complex on the whole.

?? it was clear watching the game at a bar which fan base was treating the game like a super bowl. Hint: They weren't wearing blue. Congrats on the victory. And it's a big game for both.

[American X]

What is the over-under on Cronin & his assistants showing up again in matching outfits looking like low-rent Russian mobsters as boy band, the updated edgy Lollipop Guild?


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("But I CAN ride this ride. I am at least 3 feet tall.")