JP Macura

[X-Fan]

Hopefully no pets were stolen during this melee.

😂 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!


This is wrong?

I know right!?! I mean who hasn't dropped their pants in a bar. I call that Monday! 😜

[Strange Brew]

Rick Broering ‏@RickBroering 3m3 minutes ago
I can confirm the police report from the Macura incident states "arrestee pulled down his pants exposing his buttock."

Wait, wait, what? So getting drunk and mooning people in public is no longer acceptable behavior?!?? Good to know. Good to know....

[xeus]

Wait, wait, what? So getting drunk and mooning people in public is no longer acceptable behavior?!?? Good to know. Good to know....

I think they legalized it in Colorado. You're good.

[nuts4xu]

Some of my favorite people are rowdy assholes when they are drunk.

[Masterofreality]

Some of my favorite people are rowdy assholes when they are drunk.

If the cops wanted to, they could have arrested the entire load of guys on the XHoops bus trip! :lol::lol:

[nasdadjr]

Get the fuck out, Macura. You are my 8 year old's favorite player. How am I supposed to explain this shit to him? I say see you later. Fucking dumbass.

Just tell your son, " Hey you will be pulling your pants down at the bar in 11 years just like JP and just like your Dad."

[nasdadjr]

Jump on in the waters warm. JP just pissed in it lol

[chico]

Got a text from a close friend (and XU alum). He talked to someone who was at the bar last night and witnessed the incident.....if what he was told is accurate, I think everyone needs to hold off and wait for the facts to come out. Specifically, JP wasn't drunk and his pants didn't even go down past his boxers. My buddy was told JP got a raw deal by getting arrested...and as a previous post said, the cops weren't called. There was one working there last night.

So he wasn't caught with his pants down? Sorry - what do you expect 7 pages into a thread when most to the comedy gold's already been mined?

[XMuskieFTW]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxQwV6OWsxo

[sirthought]

I heard there was debate about just how much he exposed himself in the bar. Because of this, they were just going to charge him with a mis-da-weener. :whack:

[DfinnsDog10]

2046

[JEHARDI]

Get the fuck out, Macura. You are my 8 year old's favorite player. How am I supposed to explain this shit to him? I say see you later. Fucking dumbass.

Sounds like you have a way with words, I am sure you will figure out how to delicately and eloquently explain it to your son.

[GIMMFD]

I heard there was debate about just how much he exposed himself in the bar. Because of this, they were just going to charge him with a mis-da-weener. :whack:

That was an absolute amazing pun.

[bobbiemcgee]

I'm old school, but I guess I'd just tell him, and 30 seconds later he'll be on to something else.:jawdrop::jawdrop:

[nuts4xu]

I feel bad for JP, as many have said, but this will be something he laughs about at class reunions. It seems as though it was some harmless shenanigans. He will pay the price, and will be able to have this expunged. It will not ruin his career, and he should survive just fine.

Once the dust settles, I see our fans embracing the event and celebrating with "no pants" night at the Cintas. Wouldn't be surprised if Byron started calling him "The Other Myles" or "The Fox" or "McLovin" or some other witty nickname. He better learn to live with (if not embrace) the jabs he will face. From what I've seen of JP, he will take this in stride, learn from it, and use it as fuel to kick more ass next season.

Mack will have some creative punishment, the system will take its course, he will pay his debt and move on with his life. I bet his 21st birthday will be a good time, and I expect he will avoid RP's while celebrating. At least I hope so...

[Blue Blooded-05]

This story has now hit peak satire, as Deadspin officially posted it... Not sure what took them so long...

http://deadspin.com/xavier-basketball-player-accused-of-using-fake-id-pull-1768228365

[GIMMFD]

I feel bad for JP, as many have said, but this will be something he laughs about at class reunions. It seems as though it was some harmless shenanigans. He will pay the price, and will be able to have this expunged. It will not ruin his career, and he should survive just fine.

Once the dust settles, I see our fans embracing the event and celebrating with "no pants" night at the Cintas. Wouldn't be surprised if Byron started calling him "The Other Myles" or "The Fox" or "McLovin" or some other witty nickname. He better learn to live with (if not embrace) the jabs he will face. From what I've seen of JP, he will take this in stride, learn from it, and use it as fuel to kick more ass next season.

Mack will have some creative punishment, the system will take its course, he will pay his debt and move on with his life. I bet his 21st birthday will be a good time, and I expect he will avoid RP's while celebrating. At least I hope so...

I think I would go to RP McMurphy's for sure on my 21st birthday to just troll them.

[xeus]

Hopefully there is a JP Macura Xavier belt giveaway next season. (Sponsored, of course, by our friends at Queen City Sausage.)

[chico]

Somebody needs to tell drudy there are easier ways to get a pair of game shorts.

[Strange Brew]

I think I would go to RP McMurphy's for sure on my 21st birthday to just troll them.

With one of those novelty pairs of shorts with the fake behind hangin' out.

Clutching pearls about this is sooooo Butler. I guess you get excited about such things when corn yields dominate the local discourse.

[LadyMuskie]

Get the fuck out, Macura. You are my 8 year old's favorite player. How am I supposed to explain this shit to him? I say see you later. Fucking dumbass.

My 7 year old plays house sometimes and is always married to JP when she does. Or she shoots hoops outside and when we play games, she's JP or Tre. JP is her favorite player as well. We have no plans on addressing this with her unless she brings it up. Then we'll cross that bridge. If another kid brings it up in class I'm sure she'll handle it the same way she handled it when some kid was razzing her about her love of Xavier. He, the other kid, told her that he was cheering for Weber St. and Wisconsin to beat X. She responded with "That's okay. Nobody's perfect and we all make mistakes."

As a mother, I commiserate with JP's mom because I'm sure that mugshot and accompanying story made her want to die, kill her son and hug him all at the same time. She's who I feel sorriest for at this point, as well as some of the moms of other posters on this board who deserve a phone call from their sons thanking them for being awesome and sticking by them even when they were total dumbasses.

[Muncie]

My ten year old daughter asked one thing when I told her about it: "will he be back to play next year for us ? " When I responded , affirmatively . She clapped her hands and yelled YES!! ☺��

[LA Muskie]

Funny, because that is NOT on the complaint filed by the police with the Court. All that says is "Arrested did knowingly pull his pants down in a bar to wit: RP McMurphy's where several people were present and witness behavior"

That's because a charging complaint doesn't necessarily include every detail in a police report. It only includes the necessary elements of the (alleged) crime.

[Strange Brew]

My 7 year old plays house sometimes and is always married to JP when she does. Or she shoots hoops outside and when we play games, she's JP or Tre. JP is her favorite player as well. We have no plans on addressing this with her unless she brings it up. Then we'll cross that bridge. If another kid brings it up in class I'm sure she'll handle it the same way she handled it when some kid was razzing her about her love of Xavier. He, the other kid, told her that he was cheering for Weber St. and Wisconsin to beat X. She responded with "That's okay. Nobody's perfect and we all make mistakes."

As a mother, I commiserate with JP's mom because I'm sure that mugshot and accompanying story made her want to die, kill her son and hug him all at the same time. She's who I feel sorriest for at this point, as well as some of the moms of other posters on this board who deserve a phone call from their sons thanking them for being awesome and sticking by them even when they were total dumbasses.

If I were Mohr I'd be more worried about explaining my potty mouth......Sinner...:)

[nasdadjr]

What I learned
1. Mohr is a ninny
2. We have a lot of exposed dongs on these boards.
3. We have even more exposed Snow White colored ass on these boards
4. Butler fans are even bigger ninnies
5. JP's intro next year needs to involve the name "The Fox"
Did I miss anything #bestboardever

[nasdadjr]

I've done some stupid stuff, but I haven't dropped my pants in a bar.. at least not that I can remember. Nothing to see here, he'll be disciplined by Mack and the administration accordingly, and hopefully he learns from his mistake. It's funny for us because we aren't involved, but man this kind of sucks for him. I'm sure fans next year are going to have a field day with this one. I mean come on, who didn't have a fake ID in college?

Okay I'll give my story. Played for Queen City rugby club and was 18 and at an out of town tournament in Ft. Wayne. After day one we went to the bar where they snuck me in the back door. After pounding back a few the bartender started ringing a bell and literally everyone guys, girls and anything else took it all off and was naked in the bar. Seemed like a good idea at the time but hell there were plenty of exposed parts. Hell the worst part was when we put our clothes back on we didn't all get our "original" under garments back. Talk about fun times

[XU-PA]

Hopefully there is a JP Macura Xavier belt giveaway next season. (Sponsored, of course, by our friends at Queen City Sausage.)

No,, it needs to be a bobble-something

[XU-PA]

I'll never, ever tell all the stupid shit I've done in bars.
But when will what the bar did come into play?
Probably 90% of the people in there knew who he was not Myles Fox Morrisey, and also knew that he was very very probably not 21 years old, should have been told to go long before the belt was loosened
And he probably didn't go alone, his friends were along for the fun? With friends like that. who needs enemies?
Certainly JP is responsible for his actions, but everyone else has to do their job too

[UCGRAD4X]

Okay I'll give my story. Played for Queen City rugby club and was 18 and at an out of town tournament in Ft. Wayne. After day one we went to the bar where they snuck me in the back door. After pounding back a few the bartender started ringing a bell and literally everyone guys, girls and anything else took it all off and was naked in the bar. Seemed like a good idea at the time but hell there were plenty of exposed parts. Hell the worst part was when we put our clothes back on we didn't all get our "original" under garments back. Talk about fun times

ELEPHANT WALK!

QCRFC Forever!

[xu82]

Rugby parties carry a special exemption (or at least they should).

[American X]

Rick Broering ‏@RickBroering 3m3 minutes ago
I can confirm the police report from the Macura incident states "arrestee pulled down his pants exposing his buttock."

So you can expose your buttock to the President, but not in Hyde Park?

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/2-13-2015/mI4z8e.gif

[Cheesehead]

If I were JP I would demand a jury trial and a jury of my peers.

Case dismissed!

[Muskie]

If I were JP I would demand a jury trial and a jury of my peers.

Case dismissed!

Not when you'll likely be offered a diversion. If he's successful on the diversion incident comes off his record completely.

[Cheesehead]

Not when you'll likely be offered a diversion. If he's successful on the diversion incident comes off his record completely.

Oh, I know. I was completely kidding. I was saying that drunk college kids would not find him guilty.

[Muskie]

Oh, I know. I was completely kidding. I was saying that drunk college kids would not find him guilty.
I glossed over the jury of his peers part.

[X-man]

I chalk this entire incident up to "kids will be kids". I am sure that I am not the only one on this board that did stupid stuff when I was young, much of it involving alcohol and various stages of undress (for example I once led a naked conga line out to a hot tub at a friend's wedding celebration). Frankly my reaction to this is "There but for the grace of God...."

[outsideobserver11]

I'm still going with the gooch theory. No buttocks, no trouser snake, just gooch! :neo:

[X-ceptional]

I chalk this entire incident up to "kids will be kids". I am sure that I am not the only one on this board that did stupid stuff when I was young, much of it involving alcohol and various stages of undress. Frankly my reaction to this is "There but for the grace of God...."

I, for one, cannot remember ever doing a single stupid thing in college. Nope, can't remember anything like that at all......

[xu82]

I, for one, cannot remember ever doing a single stupid thing in college. Nope, can't remember anything like that at all......

But, did any witnesses at least share the highlights of the escapades you couldn't remember? Waking up in a jail cell must have been a clue something unusual happened - unless it wasn't that unusual.

If this was the worst thing I did in college, I'd have had a lot of time left over.

[paulxu]

How is it possible in this cell phone crazy world that there is no video of this. At least a video of the arrest.

[bobbiemcgee]

Hard to believe with the carnage in the streets nowadays, someone would call in a "mooning" compliant in an Irish Bar to 911. Just kick the kid out and save some tax dollars.

[xu82]

How is it possible in this cell phone crazy world that there is no video of this. At least a video of the arrest.

No video?

....never happened.

[X-man]

Hard to believe with the carnage in the streets nowadays, someone would call in a "mooning" compliant in an Irish Bar to 911. Just kick the kid out and save some tax dollars.
My understanding is that it was a cop already on the premises that made the "arrest" rather than a case where someone complained and called the cops.

[bobbiemcgee]

I see JP hired Dez' attorney. Maybe he should have hired Manning's atty.

[Cheesehead]

I see JP hired Dez' attorney.

I see where this is headed. I am going to Dana's to reflect right now.

[xudash]

I see where this is headed. I am going to Dana's to reflect right now.

A retroactive "he violated my safe space" complaint coming from a UC or Miami grad who was there that night in 3, 2, 1...

[bobbiemcgee]

"Moon over Miami" case?

[nasdadjr]

Rugby parties carry a special exemption (or at least they should).

Xavier has a rugby club let's just say JP was part of that!!

[nasdadjr]

ELEPHANT WALK!

QCRFC Forever!

Yes!!!

[letskeepitreal]

How is it possible in this cell phone crazy world that there is no video of this. At least a video of the arrest.

Be careful what you wish for/look for. We want this to go away, not catch on virally.

[letskeepitreal]

Haven't read this whole thread but dropping his pants is not nearly as bad as exposed himself so let's cut him some slack.

[LA Muskie]

Haven't read this whole thread but dropping his pants is not nearly as bad as exposed himself so let's cut him some slack.

Pretty much everyone is. Save maybe one or two.

[SemajParlor]

Be careful what you wish for/look for. We want this to go away, not catch on virally.

Was thinking same thing. For all we know there's a video buzzing around the entire student population. Us out of touch schmucks won't know about it for a few days.

[bobbiemcgee]

Haven't read this whole thread but dropping his pants is not nearly as bad as exposed himself so let's cut him some SLACKS

fify

[paulxu]

He needs to hire Pitino's attorney.

[Muncie]

I bet he gets a standing ovation when he goes to Dana's

[xu82]

I bet he gets a standing ovation when he goes to Dana's

I hope he has a birthday and a tight belt before that trip.

Hard to be a stranger for a guy like JP at Dana's. Butt I bet people would be looking out for him.

[Muncie]

Things have sure changed, when I went to X in the late 60's if you were an X student you couldn't get arrested in Cincinnati if you tried. Many times cops intervened my behavior by calling Father Rotterman who directed us to be brought back to the dorm in the cruiser.

[xu82]

Things have sure changed, when I went to X in the late 60's if you were an X student you couldn't get arrested in Cincinnati if you tried. Many times cops intervened my behavior by calling Father Rotterman who directed us to be brought back to the dorm in the cruiser.

Amen to that. I would need more than one hand to count the times I did something far worse than what JP seems to be charged with. I'm not saying I like it, but I'll keep it in perspective.

[Muskeagle]

You went to school with Guido?

http://macaronijournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sarduccisfc_zpscb64a343.jpg

I'm sure you meant this as a harmless joke....but you can't post Father Guido Sarducci stuff on this board....he's a member of the 1965 graduating class of University of Dayton! :)

[xu82]

I'm sure you meant this as a harmless joke....but you can't post Father Guido Sarducci stuff on this board....he's a member of the 1965 graduating class of University of Dayton! :)

Was he wearing the hat and the rest of the garb at graduation?

This may be an out.....

[Muncie]

I'm not say J P is totally innocent but does anyone else wonder if the cop could have handled the entire situation better? Sometimes like drunk college kids, cops make situations worse when their egos and pride get in the way.

[Juice]

I'm not say J P is totally innocent but does anyone else wonder if the cop could have handled the entire situation better? Sometimes like drunk college kids, cops make situations worse when their egos and pride get in the way.

I'm going on only assumptions here but if an officer is working a bar detail at RP's on mug club night, my guess is that he's trying to get through the night with as little trouble/work for him as possible. CPD officers don't really make arrests for drunken disorderly bullshit unless they absolutely have to. My guess is that JP was being a drunk jackass, which happens a lot with college kids.

[xu82]

I'm going on only assumptions here but if an officer is working a bar detail at RP's on mug club night, my guess is that he's trying to get through the night with as little trouble/work for him as possible. CPD officers don't really make arrests for drunken disorderly bullshit unless they absolutely have to. My guess is that JP was being a drunk jackass, which happens a lot with college kids.

That makes sense to me. Once he's handed a fake ID, doesn't that pretty much force the cops hand?

[Nigel Tufnel]

Agree, 82. Once he handed him the fake ID, he was obstructing. You'd think he'd have to be drunk to give a cop a fake ID, but my buddy's source was working at the bar that night and witnessed the whole thing...and he said JP wasn't drunk.

[GoMuskies]

JP not being drunk is the most damming thing I've heard about the incident so far.

[Nigel Tufnel]

JP not being drunk is the most damming thing I've heard about the incident so far.

Check your PM.

[xu82]

Drunk is such a vague term. Don't the Eskimos have about 200 different words for snow?

[bobbiemcgee]

what really happened:

http://www.bigeastcoastbias.com/2016/4/1/11345136/jp-macuras-night-out

[nasdadjr]

If this thread stops before 40 pages the. I question the creativity of everyone on this board

[XUFan09]

If this thread stops before 40 pages the. I question the creativity of everyone on this board

I'm still on page 8. This thread would have to hold steady for months to hit that mark. Update your settings, my friend.

[drudy23]

JP bought me shot tonight.

[nasdadjr]

I'm still on page 8. This thread would have to hold steady for months to hit that mark. Update your settings, my friend.

I see 33 pages and counting

[nasdadjr]

Do you think we will see the Mac-weenie on the McDonald's menu anytime soon

[xeus]

I see 33 pages and counting

Change your settings and you can see more posts per page.

[xu 89]

I'm not say J P is totally innocent but does anyone else wonder if the cop could have handled the entire situation better? Sometimes like drunk college kids, cops make situations worse when their egos and pride get in the way.

The cop told him stop after the first time he dropped his pants. He decided to do it again and mouth off to the cop. He deserved what he got.

[Masterofreality]

The cop told him stop after the first time he dropped his pants. He decided to do it again and mouth off to the cop. He deserved what he got.

JP talking junk? That's the most unbelievable part of this story. #ChoirBoy

[MADXSTER]

Look son, JP was in a bar and sneezed so hard that his pants fell down. This is why we wear a belt. So next time I tell you to put your belt on, don't complain or roll your eyes. Just realize that I'm looking out for you.

[MADXSTER]

Look son, This is the age of transparency. JP just took it to another level and society wasn't ready.

[Kahns Krazy]

what really happened:

http://www.bigeastcoastbias.com/2016/4/1/11345136/jp-macuras-night-out

That is the worst piece of creative writing I have seen since I passed the third grade.

I realize I quoted the link but I'm telling you, if you click that link and read it you will want 4 minutes of your life back.

[UCGRAD4X]

You went to school with Guido?

http://macaronijournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sarduccisfc_zpscb64a343.jpg

If this was an eye witness, I am impressed!

[nasdadjr]

That is the worst piece of creative writing I have seen since I passed the third grade.

I realize I quoted the link but I'm telling you, if you click that link and read it you will want 4 minutes of your life back.

It was pretty brutal to read

[nasdadjr]

Does anyone know if JP will be on the Kahn's Hotdog float at the parade tomorrow?

[Musketeer]

Does anyone know if JP will be on the Kahn's Hotdog float at the parade tomorrow?

I heard maybe the Blue Moon float...

[xeus]

Case continued for diversion. Assuming Johnny Pants successfully completes the requirements of his diversion program, the case goes away.

[xu82]

As it should be.....silly stuff should be treated as such. Good news.

[Juice]

Case continued for diversion. Assuming Johnny Pants successfully completes the requirements of his diversion program, the case goes away.

20-50 hours of community service, pay some fines and fees, no new charges for 6 months then he's done

[Cheesehead]

"Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!

[Juice]

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2016/05/24/xavier-player-who-pulled-down-pants-pleads-guilty/84851526/

[GoMuskies]

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2016/05/24/xavier-player-who-pulled-down-pants-pleads-guilty/84851526/

Hey, I remember Rocky from our Xavier days. Xavier Player, I think, or he at least hung out with that group.