View Full Version : Thanks for the blowout win Tuesday!
theprofessor
12-10-2015, 09:35 PM
So, I was on a fifth date on Tuesday. However, she had to be up really early in the morning so it was supposed to be an early night. But... due to the dominating performance we were able to leave shortly after halftime. And... need I say more? Thanks!!!
So, I was on a fifth date on Tuesday. However, she had to be up really early in the morning so it was supposed to be an early night. But... due to the dominating performance we were able to leave shortly after halftime. And... need I say more? Thanks!!!
You left early???!!!
BENWAR
12-10-2015, 10:06 PM
So, I was on a fifth date on Tuesday. However, she had to be up really early in the morning so it was supposed to be an early night. But... due to the dominating performance we were able to leave shortly after halftime. And... need I say more? Thanks!!!
Nothing like a "happy ending!"
MADXSTER
12-10-2015, 10:07 PM
You left early???!!!
No, He finished early.
SemajParlor
12-10-2015, 10:10 PM
Was this thread started to say you had sex?
D-West & PO-Z
12-10-2015, 10:12 PM
Was this thread started to say you had sex?
Ha, seems like it.
Given that it seemed to have been with a new person, I hope, even with a closer game, you would have still chosen to leave early given the opponent and your opportunity.
Was this thread started to say you had sex?
Apparently, so he's not married is what I take from it.
GoMuskies
12-10-2015, 10:13 PM
Congrats on the porkin
drudy23
12-10-2015, 10:14 PM
Freshman
XUFan09
12-10-2015, 10:15 PM
Was this thread started to say you had sex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
X-Fan
12-10-2015, 10:46 PM
LOL!
This might be one of my favorite threads ever!
Nothing like a BLOWout win to Get Off on the right foot. :perfect10:
Did you have time to get to the fifth base?
D-West & PO-Z
12-10-2015, 10:58 PM
Did you have time to get to the fifth base?
The fifth base, I thought that was just a legend!??!
bobbiemcgee
12-10-2015, 11:39 PM
... due to the dominating performance we were able to leave shortly after halftime.
I missed it...what section were you in?:medicated:
theprofessor
12-11-2015, 12:02 AM
Did you have time to get to the fifth base?
Fifth date, first encounter. I'm not sure what the protocol is to plead the fifth (base)? Do I need to wait til the 8th date? 10th? What's your advice?
"Was this thread started to say you had sex?" Maybe :) But I swear it never wouldve happened without the blowout. If I had stayed til the end, no way. If I had left early in a close game, it would've felt forced. Plus, I wouldve checked my phone a few times to look up the score which may have ruined the mood.
GIMMFD
12-11-2015, 12:18 AM
Doesn't matter, had sex.
XMuskieFTW
12-11-2015, 12:19 AM
1855
Masterofreality
12-11-2015, 07:23 AM
Freshman
Best thing about Freshmen is that they become....errrrrr.....something else.
XUMIOH12
12-11-2015, 07:44 AM
seriously
throwbackmuskie
12-11-2015, 07:54 AM
Always great to brag about losing your virginity on a message board
Roach
12-11-2015, 08:01 AM
Professor, be sure to let this fine lady know that you started a message board thread about the date's happy ending. She will undoubtedly feel very appreciated. Women like this sort of thing.
GoMuskies
12-11-2015, 08:10 AM
This thread is worthless without pics.
muskiefan82
12-11-2015, 08:11 AM
Apparently, so he's not married is what I take from it.
If he was married there is no way he'd leave early from an X game. There would be no reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNdXibBpepM
Lamont Sanford
12-11-2015, 08:19 AM
Attaboy Prof! Glad Mack and Co could help a brutha out.
As a married guy, I second the request for pics/video next time.
blueblob06
12-11-2015, 08:40 AM
Xavier Basketball: Making all of our lives better, one game at a time!
Pete Delkus
12-11-2015, 09:06 AM
Explains the frustration out of those tissue-punishers up I75.
Masterofreality
12-11-2015, 09:13 AM
The dangers of putting personal info on message boards....
ammtd34
12-11-2015, 09:25 AM
This thread is worthless without pics..
xu 89
12-11-2015, 09:26 AM
oh to be 20 again
surfxu
12-11-2015, 09:54 AM
For your sake, I hope her husband does not read this message board.
GIMMFD
12-11-2015, 10:00 AM
oh to be 20 again
Lol I'm 22, but uh, I don't think I would post this on a message board. Though next time I'll ask for consent and let you guys know about the pictures! #IDoItForTheBoys
chico
12-11-2015, 10:13 AM
So, I was on a fifth date on Tuesday. However, she had to be up really early in the morning so it was supposed to be an early night. But... due to the dominating performance we were able to leave shortly after halftime. And... need I say more? Thanks!!!
So you're into domination?
Xville
12-11-2015, 10:22 AM
one thing i have learned in my life is that if you are lucky enough to convince a woman to have sex with you, its best to keep it to yourself.
xukeith
12-11-2015, 02:33 PM
Cool story bro
Not waiting til marriage? Not something special about that act?
ballyhoohoo
12-11-2015, 05:00 PM
Is fifth base when DC puts her in the trunk?
ballyhoohoo
12-11-2015, 05:01 PM
Guys on a message board discussing sex someone else had. Who would have thunk it
X-band '01
12-11-2015, 05:05 PM
DC Muskie would be outraged. You don't congratulate people on having sex until you find out your wife is expecting!
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