Oh, my gaaad…. A real live Rebel bball faaaan….

[XSUCKS]

Xavier! Whoo! No one gives a shit about Xavier and yall's soft ass basketball team. Does your school even have any other men's sports teams? Softball? Volleyball? What do you girls do up there during football season? The Bengals? The Brown-eyes?
The mighty Rebels of Ole Miss are not afraid of a bunch of Little East chumps (the division that begs for schools like a bum for change.) That big fat cracker is gonna put our shooters at the foul line Xactly 5 times and then he'll sit his fat ass on the bench and watch the rest of game from there. Who else yall got? Some shooters…. Missers? Bring it.
We ain't scared.

[Get Real]

Thank you for extinguishing all those stereotypes that emanate about the intelligence of denizens from the south. Despite the fact that you seem to have some deficiencies in basic grammar, spelling and fluidity of thought, you have managed-with one post- to obviate any discerning and lingering doubts regarding your rather pedestrian attempt at "smack". In the future, I'd advise you not to post any vacuous musings under an alcohol induced haze. If you are representative of the average Mississippi fan, (Ole Miss is the common use as not to burden fans like you with the arduous task of actually spelling a word with more than 6 letters), I would suggest that you contemplate a better use of your time, especially at 3:15 AM. Nonetheless, if you feel compelled to further this discussion after a TV binge of "Moonshiners", you might consider reading your hackneyed outbursts aloud to the farm animals that you refer to as roommates. Then, with an able audience, you should get some sufficient observations from your closest friends down there on the farm. And by all means, don't let the hogs dominate the conversation, the poultry and cattle need to contribute.

[BMoreX]

I hope this is a poor attempt at satire.

[xu82]

I hope this is a poor attempt at satire.

If not, it may be helpful to define satire for our visitor.... but likely not worth the effort.

[chico]

My guess is this is one of our UC or Dayton friends feeling his oats after working the late shift at Taco Bell.

[markchal]

No question this is a Xavier fan trying to get us fired up for game day. So transparent, and he didn't even name a single Ole Miss player. We aren't that gullible.

[OTRMUSKIE]

I think our big fat cracker is going to,have a good game actually. I like this ole miss fan he seems fun.

[XUglow]

My guess is this is one of our UC or Dayton friends feeling his oats after working the late shift at Taco Bell.

No way Ole Miss fans know anything about any of our players. Definitely a Dayton or UC fan. Cracker isn't a term used in MS, btw.

[D-West & PO-Z]

My guess is this is one of our UC or Dayton friends feeling his oats after working the late shift at Taco Bell.

Bingo. Ole Miss fans dont care about basketball enough to post on someone else's message board.

[Masterofreality]

Bingo. Ole Miss fans dont care about basketball enough to post on someone else's message board.

Other than Glow, who is the Boss Hogg of Mississippi, does anyone else even know what the IntraWeb is in that state? Do they even have electricity?

I do know they have Pork Rinds and beef jerky.

[markchal]

If it was a real Ole Miss fan, his name would've been something rebel instead of Xsucks.

[Mel Cooley XU'81]

If not, it may be helpful to define satire for our visitor.... but likely not worth the effort.

In Mississippi a satire is a purdy stone ya put on yur best gurl's fing-er.

[X-Fan]

I'm outraged...I can't believe "XSUCKS" was still an available handle on this board. Would have thought that was taken already by some other moron by now.

What's funny is I just figured he was referring to Andy Kennedy when he said big cracker.

[Mrs. Garrett]

I feel sad for anybody who takes the time to post on a rival team's site.

[xu82]

Years ago I lived in South Carolina and people used to say "thank God for Mississippi". No one wants to be dead last in education.
Having said that, it doesn't mean that kid can't nail a three from the corner... GO XU!

[xeus]

Nice avatar.

[SemajParlor]

We don't have time for this crap, guys. Too big of a day.

[RealDeal]

See you at lachey's, xsux.

[outsideobserver11]

I would laugh if somebody called me a cracker. I don't find any offense in that term at all.

[XUglow]

Other than Glow, who is the Boss Hogg of Mississippi?

Miss Muskie's dad. I think he is the largest private farmer east of the MS. He has a farm implements dealership, he has a chain of stores that are like Home Depots, he owns a bank, he runs a water association, his internet store does a shade over $50M per year, he is a real estate developer and home builder, and he owns a ton of commercial property. With all of this going for him, he also likes to dabble in ventures that are illegal or immoral, so he has every cop, sheriff, deputy, and judge in his pocket. He wears blue jeans every day, talks slowly, wears a vest to match his workers when he is at XXX store, and you will often find him with a broom in his hand because he likes things to look tidy. The biggest mistake you can make is underestimating him because you think he is just some dumb-old redneck. His business IQ is off the charts. Oh, and he and his son are nationally known drag car racers in their spare time.

[outsideobserver11]

I feel sad for anybody who takes the time to post on a rival team's site.

Hey! Watch it lady! :guns:

[LA Muskie]

No question this is a Xavier fan trying to get us fired up for game day. So transparent, and he didn't even name a single Ole Miss player. We aren't that gullible.

No doubt in my mind.