Red Panda is Retiring

[bjf123]

Too bad. I always enjoyed this halftime show.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/beloved-halftime-performer--amazing-acrobat-red-panda-is-retiring-235236697.html


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[drudy23]

I will reply out of respect for The Red Panda.

[Kahns Krazy]

What a fascinating life it must be to be a traveling halftime show. I can't imagine what kind of miles you rack up going from place to place, and when you get there, you have most of the day free to explore.

[nuts4xu]

What a fascinating life it must be to be a traveling halftime show. I can't imagine what kind of miles you rack up going from place to place, and when you get there, you have most of the day free to explore.

Kinda sounds like my gig...except I do mix in a "little" business on my trips.

[X-band '01]

What a fascinating life it must be to be a traveling halftime show. I can't imagine what kind of miles you rack up going from place to place, and when you get there, you have most of the day free to explore.

At least most of the day not devoted to practice.

[blobfan]

Nah. I'm a homebody. All that travel sounds like a level of personal hell for me. I swear I lose a year off my life every time I go through a TSA line.

[bobbiemcgee]

Somebody swiped Red Panda's Unicycle. Vegas has changed the early line on her dish drop to +3 at her next performance.

[xeus]

Hopefully this opens up space for a second frisbee dog show.

[murray87]

Or The Amazing Christopher (or whatever the Village People dude went by).

[xu82]

Hopefully this opens up space for a second frisbee dog show.

I second THIS!

[Chermy23]

Uh guys, that artilce was from 2014.

[X-band '01]

Uh guys, that article was from 2014.

Not this one, though:

Yahoo Sports - Somebody Stole Red Panda's Unicycle (https://sports.yahoo.com/somebody-stole-red-pandas-unicycle-nationwide-manhunt-begins-192440991.html)

[Lamont Sanford]

Or The Amazing Christopher (or whatever the Village People dude went by).

+1. Dude was Michael Jackson and Huey Lewis reincarnated!

[drudy23]

I guess she didn't retire.

[GIMMFD]

Not this one, though:

Yahoo Sports - Somebody Stole Red Panda's Unicycle (https://sports.yahoo.com/somebody-stole-red-pandas-unicycle-nationwide-manhunt-begins-192440991.html)

What type of horrible human being would steal that sweet little oriental lady's unicycle, I DEMAND JUSTICE, WHY WAS THIS NOT MENTIONED IN THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS??

[XU 87]

How do you fence a 7 foot unicycle?

[chico]

How do you fence a 7 foot unicycle?

Why are you asking?

[Lloyd Braun]

Crisis averted (https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/02/02/warriors-purchasing-custom-made-unicycle-for-red-panda/amp/?__twitter_impression=true)

[surfxu]

Holy heck... $25,000 to buy a unicycle from China? IDK... this sounds like money laundering. I'm certainly happy that the Warriors have helped out Red Panda, don't get me wrong... we all enjoy her performances, but $25K? Imagine how that sales call went down. "Welcome to Really Large Unicycles China Inc how can I help you? Oh you are an American basketball franchise and you want a 7' unicycle? OK that will be... ummm... ummm... twenty five thousand. Oh dollars... SURE we'll take twenty five thousand dollars!!!"

[xu82]

Why are you asking?

For a friend, I’m sure...

[American X]

If this is not a sign, I do not know what is:

Butler Athletics Promotions
Feb. 6 vs Xavier, 6:30 p.m.
Halftime: Red Panda Acrobat

[paulxu]

A sign of what, though?

[American X]

A sign of what, though?

Gratuitousness

[sirthought]

Saw Red Panda perform tonight on TV. Same as ever!

[kmcrawfo]

Saw Red Panda perform tonight on TV. Same as ever!

She caught every plate at Butler. My kids loved it.