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DC Muskie
09-09-2014, 04:55 PM
Well here we are, my 10,000th post on this site. Now for the record, those that know me, know that I have way more than 10,000 posts in my years on the various messageboards in my illustrious career. But since we are here at this moment in history, I'd like to share some thoughts.

First off I want to thank the guys who run this site, for...well for running this site. Where can I go to convey my insight on such a wide variety of topics? I mean besides Facebook, but here I do it in the comfort of relative anonymity. So thanks Muskie, and others whom I am forgetting, for giving me this platform.

Next, I could never get to this monumental point without the help of many friends. In no particular order, I'd like to thank XU 87 (always willing to educate me) PMI (my brother from another mother and that mother obviously taught him to be a better writer of both length and discourse) Kahns, Snipe, XUbrew, xues, The Band Man (Still rooting for you to get that pussy my man). Speaking of the ladies, Lady Muskie (Oh what could have been!) and Blobfan. There is my main man MOR (Why would anyone CHOOSE to be a Cleveland fan. This man. Man of character). There's paul from South Carolina, Juice (Best name ever) LA Muskie (Obviously he looks up to me) Thor, and 94Grad (What a hell of a guy). There's NY44, and Bobbie, Pete and Filthy. Emp (We hardly ever agree except that QPR is the best) and Strew Brew (Always supportive of the causes that I have worked on in my career). Also can't forget Smails (I'm still waiting for you to introduce me to your sister) and xu82. Thank you all for helping me get here.

Of course, I still look up to Go. I think we graduated in the same year (98) and from that moment on, I have been chasing him to the top. I'll never catch him, but for a guy who's married with kids, and a lawyer to boot, he has my admiration over the amount of time he has spent posting to this site. If they ever give out a trophy, it would have to be called GoMuskies Trophy of Wasting Time Effectively.

Now, it goes without saying I have to thank a special group of guys. The guys on my ignore list; gladdenguy, _LH and Roach. Thank you guys for providing me the opportunities to post against your nonsense. Don't think I've forgotten about you sweet16 and MH. I couldn't imagine ignoring you, and missing out on all your classic idiotic thoughts.

Finally to my friends Pablo and Pablo's Brother. Forever in my heart. I miss you guys.

10,000 posts. Wow, it's funny just to look at this number. So many topics that I have covered. Who can forget my thoughts on the Kansas State deal with Huggins (Look how horrible THAT deal turned out to be), the presidential elections of 2008 and 2012. We have the Dez Wells controversy, the Hostess bankruptcy, and Five Guys (Hands down the best).

Recently we've had many race related topics (thank you America) gay relations, guns (where I have changed completely on) and faith. You all might call them "rants," while I like to refer to them as "Proper Prospective" or "Correct Insight." 10,000 posts and I have never been wrong. It's the only thing in my life where I have been so right.

I look forward to the next 10,000 posts, no doubt all of you do as well. I hope to not disappoint, and as I age I hope I don't fall into the same thinking that many of you old white conservative guys get into. Because frankly, what's the fun in that?

Well, I should get back to providing you all the entertaining wit you all deserve. Thank you always for reading my stuff, and remember take me as serious as I take myself. Which isn't much, so it should be too hard especially if we work together.

Upwards and onwards to another Xavier season! Go us and Go Xavier!

GoMuskies
09-09-2014, 05:02 PM
Welcome to the club. We graduated the same year, have posted in a very prolific manner on various message boards for a bunch of years and I have no idea who in the hell you are in real life. Only in America. Cheers!

DC Muskie
09-09-2014, 05:04 PM
Welcome to the club. We graduated the same year, have posted in a very prolific manner on various message boards for a bunch of years and I have no idea who in the hell you are in real life. Only in America. Cheers!

Damn you have almost 16,000 posts. I tip my cap to you sir.

GoMuskies
09-09-2014, 05:05 PM
Thank you. However, I'm sure you have me by at LEAST 100,000 words in total.

MHettel
09-09-2014, 05:05 PM
Even when you TRY to be a blowhard, you manage to overdo it.

Way to go.

DC Muskie
09-09-2014, 05:07 PM
Thank you. However, I'm sure you have me by at LEAST 100,000 words in total.

Which is still 5,987,723 words less than PMI.

DC Muskie
09-09-2014, 05:07 PM
Even when you TRY to be a blowhard, you manage to overdo it.

Way to go.

Ah, thanks man. That means a lot.

muskiefan82
09-09-2014, 05:12 PM
With the name DC Muskie and enough time on your hands for over 10,000 posts, do you work for the government? That would make sense.

DC Muskie
09-09-2014, 05:15 PM
With the name DC Muskie and enough time on your hands for over 10,000 posts, do you work for the government? That would make sense.

I wish, but no. I am a Big Shot though.

paulxu
09-09-2014, 05:19 PM
You're going to need to move to Wichita if you ever want to catch him.

PMI
09-09-2014, 05:30 PM
Which is still 5,987,723 words less than PMI.

I wish we had a way to figure this out. I may only have, what, about half the posts you have? But anyone who really uses the eye test knows I blow you out of the water when it comes to true rambling. Son, I've written more words that not a single person had read than you have written total here. Congrats on your milestone, but I'm in a class of my own. I'll end now, in the spirit of keeping things short and sweet, because today is not about me.

LA Muskie
09-09-2014, 05:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8-_aJ1BiFE

RealDeal
09-09-2014, 06:20 PM
Thanks for making the 10,000th as shitty as the first. Consistency.

This is a roast, right?

Tardy Turtle
09-09-2014, 06:31 PM
Quality > Quantity

DC Muskie
09-09-2014, 06:40 PM
Thanks for making the 10,000th as shitty as the first. Consistency.

If I am anything I am consistent.

DC Muskie
09-09-2014, 06:40 PM
Son, I've written more words that not a single person had read than you have written total here.

I can't think of anything more true than this.

bleedXblue
09-09-2014, 06:49 PM
You're going to need to move to Wichita if you ever want to catch him.

Believe it or not, I'm in Wichita today and looking for a good place to eat.

Suggestions?

GoMuskies
09-09-2014, 06:53 PM
Chesters is the best restaurant in town.

Newport Grill is probably my favorite, though.

Stop by Freddy's for the frozen custard for dessert.

If you're stuck on the west side of town, by chance, go to Twelve.

bleedXblue
09-09-2014, 06:55 PM
Chesters is the best restaurant in town.

Newport Grill is probably my favorite, though.

Stop by Freddy's for the frozen custard for dessert.

If you're stuck on the west side of town, by chance, go to Twelve.

Awesome thanks

GoMuskies
09-09-2014, 07:02 PM
Since this is DC's thread, I should mention that there are at least two Five Guys locations in town. No worse than the sixth best burger in Wichita.

DC Muskie
09-09-2014, 07:03 PM
Hands down.

JAPER
09-09-2014, 08:27 PM
Congrats DC Muskie. You're one of a kind. Keep the peace.

paulxu
09-09-2014, 09:04 PM
Believe it or not, I'm in Wichita today and looking for a good place to eat.

Suggestions?

Drive to Kansas City?

xeus
09-09-2014, 09:25 PM
Hands down.

That's what she said. To you.

xu82
09-09-2014, 09:39 PM
I see a problem here. You said it's your 10,000th post, but beside that it says it's your 10,020. I'm afraid this is like the Price is Right, you can't go over. Please delete this thread and get back to us at 20,000. Thank you.

xu82
09-09-2014, 09:51 PM
That's what she said. To you.
I thought it usually went "hands up... or I'll mace you". I may be confused.

Masterofreality
09-10-2014, 07:38 AM
I'm late to the party here because I'm busy moving my 92 year old Mother, (her Birthday is today, thank you) to a new residence, but Happy 10,000 DC.

This Internet Tavern, and the ones that have preceded it, have provided endless wasted hours of borderline entertainment, but you, my friend are never borderline, and that is deeply appreciated.

Somehow in the last 3 days, you've managed to post about 70 times...well done, sir!

You are now in the exclusive 10,000 Post Club. Go will have to extend the formal invite, however. At least, that Forum is more active than the Cartel, which Snipe has left behind to rot. So much promise, so little activity.

Go and I will soon see you in "da club" with our Smoking Jackets on, our Courvoisier in the glass and our huge Cohibas smoldering.

Welcome Seņor !!

X-band '01
09-10-2014, 07:43 AM
Well here we are, my 10,000th post on this site. Now for the record, those that know me, know that I have way more than Next, I could never get to this monumental point without the help of many friends. In no particular order, I'd like to thank XU 87 (always willing to educate me) PMI (my brother from another mother and that mother obviously taught him to be a better writer of both length and discourse) Kahns, Snipe, XUbrew, xues, The Band Man (Still rooting for you to get that pussy my man). Speaking of the ladies, Lady Muskie (Oh what could have been!) and Blobfan. There is my main man MOR (Why would anyone CHOOSE to be a Cleveland fan. This man. Man of character). There's paul from South Carolina, Juice (Best name ever) LA Muskie (Obviously he looks up to me) Thor, and 94Grad (What a hell of a guy). There's NY44, and Bobbie, Pete and Filthy. Emp (We hardly ever agree except that QPR is the best) and Strew Brew (Always supportive of the causes that I have worked on in my career). Also can't forget Smails (I'm still waiting for you to introduce me to your sister) and xu82. Thank you all for helping me get here.


And destroy my street cred? (Or Sesame Street Cred, as AmX described it)

Congratulations on a job - done.

Masterofreality
09-10-2014, 08:52 AM
I'm late to the party here because I'm busy moving my 92 year old Mother, (her Birthday is today, thank you) to a new residence, but Happy 10,000 DC.

This Internet Tavern, and the ones that have preceded it, have provided endless wasted hours of borderline entertainment, but you, my friend are never borderline, and that is deeply appreciated.

Somehow in the last 3 days, you've managed to post about 70 times...well done, sir!

You are now in the exclusive 10,000 Post Club. Go will have to extend the formal invite, however. At least, that Forum is more active than the Cartel, which Snipe has left behind to rot. So much promise, so little activity.

Go and I will soon see you in "da club" with our Smoking Jackets on, our Courvoisier in the glass and our huge Cohibas smoldering.

Welcome Seņor !!

Edit: 70 times in the last 18 hours. THAT is wanting to get to that 10,000, man. Good job, Good effort.

nuts4xu
09-10-2014, 10:08 AM
Very few waste as much time, and in such rambling incoherent fashion, as DC Muskie.

Nice work sir! Keep up the....work!

Kahns Krazy
09-10-2014, 11:27 AM
Hands down.

Said the officer to Michael Brown


Or I'll shoot!

DC Muskie
09-10-2014, 02:15 PM
Edit: 70 times in the last 18 hours. THAT is wanting to get to that 10,000, man. Good job, Good effort.

Wow, that is impressive. How does one checking on the number of posts like that? And oh, I completely didn't realize that I am well behind you as well MOR. I got some work to do.


Very few waste as much time, and in such rambling incoherent fashion, as DC Muskie.

This is actually my description on my linkedin.com profile. I'm waiting for the perfect job to come in!

nuts4xu
09-10-2014, 02:28 PM
Pick any of these ladies out, they are your gift for reaching the 10,000 post level. We just don't want to hear she ended up in your trunk somehow....

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4Y9PTLbijP8/UWEpPxjwrzI/AAAAAAAAB3M/UDFYP5aRbSs/s1600/Porn+star+Zuzana+and+hot+friends+topless+at+the+be ach++enjoying+bikini+fantasy+(3).jpg

nuts4xu
09-10-2014, 02:30 PM
http://www.sexytimeusa.com/file/1450/650x400/16:9/topless-beach-01_359925855.jpg

DC Muskie
09-10-2014, 02:51 PM
Bbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwbbbbbbbbbssssss!

blobfan
09-10-2014, 03:08 PM
NSFW!!!!!!!!!
NSFW!!!!!!!!!
NSFW!!!!!!!!!

Geez guys. Where the heck do you all work that this NEVER occurs to you!!!!

Congrats DC on your dubious honor. Just be forewarned that it's not going to make it any easier to lure the chicks into your trunk.

nuts4xu
09-10-2014, 03:37 PM
Geez guys. Where the heck do you all work that this NEVER occurs to you!!!!.

I work in sales, and I work out of my house. I don't have anyone walking past the view of my computer screen, so it is easy for me.

I don't have the ability to add the "NSFW" to the top of this thread. Hope you don't get in trouble!

paulxu
09-10-2014, 05:34 PM
What's in post #35 of this thread.

xeus
09-10-2014, 07:01 PM
What's in post #35 of this thread.

That's DC Muskie's woman.

X-band '01
09-10-2014, 07:46 PM
What's in post #35 of this thread.

A paper clip bikini?

paulxu
09-10-2014, 08:04 PM
Before it was empty. Now it's not.
Ghost in the machine.

Masterofreality
09-11-2014, 08:06 AM
Wow, that is impressive. How does one checking on the number of posts like that?!

Actually, that was a very, VERY rough guesstimate, give or take 80 posts and 24 hours either way.