American X vs. paulxu

[American X]

GAMEDAY BABY!!! It's a beautiful day for football with an utterly choice kickoff game. The surging Texas A&M Aggies take on the South Carolina Gamecocks with SEC and national title aspirations. Sorry to spoil your hopes, paul, but neither will happen as the new Aggie juggernaut rolls through Willams-Brice Stadium with the best victory of the early season.

Worried about the early kickoff time? Fear not, Coach Sumlin has taken care of you:

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It's The Sport of Kings. Better Than Diamond Rings. Football. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CfnKEYAbyo)

WHOOP!

[X-band '01]

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[paulxu]

Dear 12 Men (and a truck)

OK, I admit it. I don't know what the hell an "Aggie" is.
I only know it has nothing to do with football (or I would know what it was).
Be that as it may, this evening we'll show you boys how to play a little football.
Thanks for playing.
The 'Ole Ball Coach

ps. You can date our women..but you can't lick our cocks.

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[American X]

That is a nice backside. Get used to seeing Aggie backsides heading toward the end zone.

[paulxu]

This is not going well.
I'm stuck in Michigan where they haven't figured out football.
The game is on the SEC network which our hosts conveniently don't have.
Go to ESPN website and we're down 7-0. I accept the blame for that.

(full disclosure; I'm at some place called Walloon Lake, and it is absolutely spectacular.)

[STL_XUfan]

This is not going well.
I'm stuck in Michigan where they haven't figured out football.
The game is on the SEC network which our hosts conveniently don't have.
Go to ESPN website and we're down 7-0. I accept the blame for that.

(full disclosure; I'm at some place called Walloon Lake, and it is absolutely spectacular.)

I would not recommend finding a TV right now.

[xu82]

I would not recommend finding a TV right now.

Maybe not, but Paul's winning in my book based on pix posted.

[X-band '01]

I would not recommend finding a TV right now.

If he does find a TV, it's getting smashed.

[paulxu]

I am checking ESPN scoreboard periodically.
Meanwhile, there is a fresh breast of crow baking in the oven.
It should be ready by the end of the game.

(Our defense sucks big ones. Bring back Clowney.)

[OH.X.MI]

(full disclosure; I'm at some place called Walloon Lake, and it is absolutely spectacular.)

My parents have a house on Walloon, spent my summers there growing up! It's just about the most perfect place in the world. If you haven't already, swing on over to the Barrel Back in Walloon Village soon. I recommend a North 45 on tap with the highest praise possible!

[Masterofreality]

That is a nice backside. Get used to seeing Aggie backsides heading toward the end zone.

Yeah, I think we got to see more of A&M's backsides heading to the house than anyone would have a right to expect.

And we saw The Old Ball Coach expose his backside to an old fashioned, behind the barn whipping.

Yep, ass for all!

[paulxu]

Went to the Barrel Back.

Congrats to Amex and the Aggies. You did in fact open up the proverbial can of whoop ass and drank deep.

Glad I couldn't watch. Will wait a few days and then go read about what happened. Not going to let it spoil this great trip mrspaulxu and I are having.