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TheBull
04-23-2014, 05:42 PM
Matador. I have no time for baseball or doughnuts. I await our day in the ring. I ask myself, “How should I prepare? Should I jump off the tallest building in the world? Should I lie on the lawn and let them run over me with lawnmowers? Or, should I go to Africa and let them trample me with raging elephants?”

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/bull-ring-seville-17689778.jpg
Masterofreality
04-23-2014, 06:04 PM
Sorry. Maybe I can buy a Matador posting here, but a bull doesn't have pose able thumbs or fingers. Unless he can all of a sudden turn moos and grunts into English, he can't dictate either.

I call BS.

BAN the BULL!
BBC 08
04-23-2014, 06:21 PM
If that's the ring from Seville then he's ok in my book.
paulxu
04-23-2014, 06:24 PM
I ask myself, “How should I prepare?

To guarantee the best possible outcome, you need to cease all message board posting.
Muskie
04-23-2014, 06:32 PM
If that's the ring from Seville then he's ok in my book.

I'm hesitant to try the website mentioned in the photo, but I think it might be.
BBC 08
04-23-2014, 06:57 PM
I'm hesitant to try the website mentioned in the photo, but I think it might be.

Seeing that place in person was awesome. Wish I was in Seville during fight season. Would have loved to have gone to one.
STL_XUfan
04-23-2014, 07:22 PM
I call BS.


http://cdn.styleforum.net/8/89/89601e80_what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpeg
Juice
04-23-2014, 09:36 PM
Sorry. Maybe I can buy a Matador posting here, but a bull doesn't have pose able thumbs or fingers. Unless he can all of a sudden turn moos and grunts into English, he can't dictate either.

I call BS.

BAN the BULL!

Your "rant" reminds me of this blog post by Adam Jacobi on SB Nation: http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2013/5/1/4289534/opinion-i-dont-think-horses-should-play-human-football
GIMMFD
04-23-2014, 10:46 PM
The better question is if it's a public showing for the fight.
The Matador
04-23-2014, 10:55 PM
I will meet you and we will fight. And I will not apologize for what happens. I do not often come alone. This time I will be alone. Then I will return to Xavier.
TheBull
04-23-2014, 11:36 PM
I will meet you and we will fight. And I will not apologize for what happens. I do not often come alone. This time I will be alone. Then I will return to Xavier.

There will be no need for apologies. I fight with honor.

http://shippingfinance.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/risk_bull-leaps-over-young-matador-jul2012.jpg
nuts4xu
04-24-2014, 10:24 AM
I don't know what it takes to get banned, but this crap has to be on the list.
muskienick
04-24-2014, 10:35 AM
I don't know what it takes to get banned, but this crap has to be on the list.

AMEN, Nuts!
X-band '01
04-24-2014, 07:42 PM
If this board had Romper Room, they should just be allowed to play over there.
Filthy Conservative
10-13-2014, 05:58 PM
Geez, when did this board get so gay? I think i'd rather read Pete Dracot.

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Masterofreality
10-24-2014, 04:17 PM
Geez, when did this board get so gay? I think i'd rather read Pete Dracot.

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6 months old...and now almost basketball season.....which equals testosterone season again.

All is well. The Bull be dead.