The basics

[The Matador]

You want to know what I know about Xavier. I can't share this with just anyone, which is why we had to let Scalf go. There is going to be some great entertainment and I will provide you with options.

I saw her this weekend. On Saturday. Her name was L. Wagner. This woman will be the greatest at Xavier of all time.

To all that could not have a donut with me we will meet for lunch tomorrow and we will enjoy the greatest hamburger ever. Let's get ready for the baseball game tonight and then bring our thoughts tomorrow.

[xeus]

Rather than donuts and hamburgers, let's discuss fruitcakes. You go first - tell us about yourself.

[BBC 08]

You're basic.

[XU-PA]

as long as it's not dunkin. those are just not donuts.

[Kahns Krazy]

http://marketingland.com/wp-content/ml-loads/2012/03/fonzie-two.jpg

[Masterofreality]

I will be discussing gibberish, jib jab and gobbledygook at the Greyhound Bus Terminal in Cleveburg, Ohio at Twelve Sixty One on Octember 32, Twenty Eleventy Seven.

Karim Abdooleey Jabhari will join me to contribute on tin circle and hemp management.

All will become cloudy soon. Merry Haberdashers to You!

[BBC 08]

Merry Haberdashers to You!

Nigel Tufnel: [on what he would do if he couldn't be a rock star] Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind, or... or do, uh, freelance, uh, selling of some sort of, uh, product. You know...

Marty DiBergi: A salesman?

Nigel Tufnel: A salesman, like maybe in a, uh, haberdasher, or maybe like a, uh, um... a chapeau shop or something. You know, like, "Would you... what size do you wear, sir?" And then you answer me.

Marty DiBergi: Uh... seven and a quarter.

Nigel Tufnel: "I think we have that." See, something like that I could do.

Marty DiBergi: Yeah... you think you'd be happy doing something like-...

Nigel Tufnel: "No; we're all out. Do you wear black?" See, that sort of thing I think I could probably... muster up.

Marty DiBergi: Do you think you'd be happy doing that?

Nigel Tufnel: Well, I don't know - wh-wh-... what're the hours?

[XUOWNSUC]

Not Scalf! I can't believe it. Anybody but Scalf!

[X-man]

Nigel Tufnel: [on what he would do if he couldn't be a rock star] Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind, or... or do, uh, freelance, uh, selling of some sort of, uh, product. You know...

Marty DiBergi: A salesman?

Nigel Tufnel: A salesman, like maybe in a, uh, haberdasher, or maybe like a, uh, um... a chapeau shop or something. You know, like, "Would you... what size do you wear, sir?" And then you answer me.

Marty DiBergi: Uh... seven and a quarter.

Nigel Tufnel: "I think we have that." See, something like that I could do.

Marty DiBergi: Yeah... you think you'd be happy doing something like-...

Nigel Tufnel: "No; we're all out. Do you wear black?" See, that sort of thing I think I could probably... muster up.

Marty DiBergi: Do you think you'd be happy doing that?

Nigel Tufnel: Well, I don't know - wh-wh-... what're the hours?

And..."This one goes to eleven."

[nuts4xu]

Has anyone seen Fred Garvin lately? Wonder if he knows the Matador....

[MADXSTER]

After reading this thread I had to double check to make sure I wasn't taking any drugs. Nope, no drugs.

[X-band '01]

Has anyone seen Fred Garvin lately? Wonder if he knows the Matador....

He's gone by Filthy Conservative of late.

[nuts4xu]

He's gone by Filthy Conservative of late.

Oh I know....wonder if he is now going by The Matador also.

Certainly reminds me of the days long ago when some posters had like 6 names to engage in conversations with their alter egos.

Love Fred Garvin....hate the Matador schtick.

[Cheesehead]

You see this? You put your weed in there!

[nuts4xu]

You see this? You put your weed in there!

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