Important Post

[The Matador]

I would like to say I am sorry.

Now, let's discuss important basketball details. I am about to meet Jerad and we will discuss details of my plan to win basketball.. Xavier is his future and I have passion.

Please do not reveal my ideas to anyone.

There will be a day within the next 30 when major, major, things will start to make sense. Until then, let's be united, let's be proud.

I do not want Xavier to fail.

[STL_XUfan]

This s*** sounds too serious for McDonalds. Is there a Baskin's Robbins anywhere nearby with a conference room?

[XMuskieFTW]

Tell Jerad I said hi

[BBC 08]

I hope there is popcorn in this thread.

[paulxu]

It's like floorsweeper on crack.

[xu82]

It's like floorsweeper on crack.

Well that explains it in terms I can understand. I was trying to make sense of it.

[KC4X]

It's like floorsweeper on crack.

I was thinking more along the lines of Snipe on his meds.

[Muskie]

What about the auditorium in Alter? That seems like a bigger venue plus you have the security of campus.

[xu82]

What about the auditorium in Alter? That seems like a bigger venue plus you have the security of campus.

I agree, we should consider calling security.

[GIMMFD]

I would like to say I am sorry.

Now, let's discuss important basketball details. I am about to meet Jerad and we will discuss details of my plan to win basketball.. Xavier is his future and I have passion.

Please do not reveal my ideas to anyone.

There will be a day within the next 30 when major, major, things will start to make sense. Until then, let's be united, let's be proud.

I do not want Xavier to fail.

You've been watching The Following haven't you?

[Snipe]

I like the cut of his jib.

[X-man]

Jared spelled backwards is a good proxy for "deranged". Now it is all starting to make sense.

[TheBull]

I would like to say I am sorry.

Now, let's discuss important basketball details. I am about to meet Jerad and we will discuss details of my plan to win basketball.. Xavier is his future and I have passion.

Please do not reveal my ideas to anyone.

There will be a day within the next 30 when major, major, things will start to make sense. Until then, let's be united, let's be proud.

I do not want Xavier to fail.

My Dear Matador. Name your time and place.

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. We shall meet in a ring where our struggle will show the world our passions, physicality, energy, and freedom.

For Barcelona!!!!!!

[cutterX]

Is the Matador related to the Maestro?
And who has to clean up after TheBull?

[chico]

My Dear Matador. Name your time and place.

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. We shall meet in a ring where our struggle will show the world our passions, physicality, energy, and freedom.

For Barcelona!!!!!!

Sorry, bull, but it appears he is meeting Jerad. It can only be Jerad. They will likely meet in the galleria of fine jewels.

[The Matador]

I will be taking the weekend off. After this, I will address your concerns.

[HuskyMuskie]

I will be taking the weekend off. After this, I will address your concerns.

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/gw-itcrowdmosspopcorn.gif

[BBC 08]

Popcorn and IT Crowd! Yes please!!!

[msj61]

Matador's narrative style sort of reminds me of Wes Anderson characters.

[BBC 08]

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.

[muskiefan82]

I will be taking the weekend off. After this, I will address your concerns.

A Jerad Jihad?

[danaandvictory]

This has been covered.

[paulxu]

Sharknado.

[ballyhoohoo]

I am not sure what is going on here, but is anyone else arroused?

[nuts4xu]

Oh I loves me some boobs!

http://br4ss.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/alicegoodwin1.jpeg

[Masterofreality]

I would like to say I am sorry.

Now, let's discuss important basketball details. I am about to meet Jerad and we will discuss details of my plan to win basketball.. Xavier is his future and I have passion.

Please do not reveal my ideas to anyone.

There will be a day within the next 30 when major, major, things will start to make sense. Until then, let's be united, let's be proud.

I do not want Xavier to fail.


This s*** sounds too serious for McDonalds. Is there a Baskin's Robbins anywhere nearby with a conference room?

It obviously is too serious for McDonalds.

The Matador is obviously hob-nobbing with Jerad....From Subway....AT Subway.

[Muskie]

It obviously is too serious for McDonalds.

The Matador is obviously hob-nobbing with Jerad....From Subway....AT Subway.

Is there a subway big enough for the importance of this meeting? Maybe they should get a venue and then order the party platter type subs from subway... Variety for everyone that way?

[BBC 08]

Fuck Subway!!! Jersey Mike's 4 lyfe!

[BBC 08]

No but seriously, Subway is awful. No one should ever eat there.

[MADXSTER]

Oh I loves me some boobs!

http://br4ss.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/alicegoodwin1.jpeg

Don't think this has anything to do with this thread but reps are coming your way.

[xu82]

Don't think this has anything to do with this thread but reps are coming your way.

Sadly, it's hard to tell if this has anything to do with the thread... but I'm not complaining.

[Xman95]

Three birds with a shoestring, all chirping their own version of a pirate shanty. If the split doesn't divide then the cycle can finish and all things will again drop with the force of a tidal wave. Yes, the truth is somewhere in the middle of that cake. Just waiting for someone to light the candles.

[94GRAD]

I am officially offering up the upstairs of Dana's for this summit. So it is written, so it shall be done!

[xu82]

I am officially offering up the upstairs of Dana's for this summit. So it is written, so it shall be done!

That is a wise move as this will surely go down as an historic event. Do you have an agenda yet? Or even, you know, a topic? Or maybe a clue as to why we have over 1,500 views? It's like a car crash.... I don't want to look, but it's hard to turn away.

[94GRAD]

That is a wise move as this will surely go down as an historic event. Do you have an agenda yet? Or even, you know, a topic? Or maybe a clue as to why we have over 1,500 views? It's like a car crash.... I don't want to look, but it's hard to turn away.

It's like the first rule of Fight Club!

[xu82]

It's like the first rule of Fight Club!

Are you sure it's not more like the second rule of the Fight Club?

[XMuskieFTW]

I like the Subway Idea for Jerad, but it has to be big. There's a subway in the Pentagon. It must be done!

[Juice]

I like the Subway Idea for Jerad, but it has to be big. There's a subway in the Pentagon. It must be done!

Jared lived in an apartment above this Subway. He's a fake. http://indianapublicmedia.org/momentofindianahistory/files/2011/01/subway-store-edit.jpg

[Masterofreality]

Jared lived in an apartment above this Subway. He's a fake. http://indianapublicmedia.org/momentofindianahistory/files/2011/01/subway-store-edit.jpg

And too lazy to do anything else than to have them deliver up a sub everyday.

Lazy, faker. Lazy, faker. Lazy faker! :tonguewag::tonguewag::tonguewag:

[XU Cowbell Kid]

Question: If it takes 3 days for a monkey to paddle a car through grapefruit peels, how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Cheesehead]

I have no idea on what the hell is going on in this thread.

[xu82]

I have no idea on what the hell is going on in this thread.

The harder you try the more it hurts.

[TheBull]

My Dear Matador. Subway shall be your last stand and my finest hour.... BEHOLD


http://youtu.be/GjTDZl2Ep1k

FOR BARCELONA!!!!!

[Porkopolis]

I have no idea on what the hell is going on in this thread.
Neither do I, but is glorious.

[XU Cowbell Kid]

Question: If it takes 3 days for a monkey to paddle a car through grapefruit peels, how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: Fish

[floorsweeper]

The Matadors comment is no more bizarre than "Xavier will totally dominate the Big East". Please let us know when the "total domination" begins.

[Kahns Krazy]

Ask Jared if he has my final 5 t-shirt. I'm still waiting for that thing.

[X-man]

The Matadors comment is no more bizarre than "Xavier will totally dominate the Big East". Please let us know when the "total domination" begins.

I don't recall anyone on this board saying what you quote above. Now if the quoted statement was that "Xavier will totally dominate Butler in the Big East", that's a quote that came true and will continue to be true.

[XfansinKy]

Don't think this has anything to do with this thread but reps are coming your way.

Thank you both.

[Masterofreality]

Dear Matador,

If wishes were horses.....then beggars would ride.

Dear The Bull,

If my Aunt Emmy had a package, she'd be my Uncle Jake.

Carry on, Protagonists.

[BBC 08]

Question: If it takes 3 days for a monkey to paddle a car through grapefruit peels, how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Texas

[xu82]

Texas

I believe that is the correct answer, but you have to show your work.

[GIMMFD]

And too lazy to do anything else than to have them deliver up a sub everyday.

Lazy, faker. Lazy, faker. Lazy faker! :tonguewag::tonguewag::tonguewag:

Yeah... but to propose to his wife he had to leave. Rumor is that he went to Jareds..

[BBC 08]

I believe that is the correct answer, but you have to show your work.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/Commodus64/Threeve.jpg

[xu82]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/Commodus64/Threeve.jpg

I'd be tempted to declare you the winner (though it wasn't my quiz), but I don't think anyone who has opened this thread is a winner.

[Snipe]

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

[chico]

My Dear Matador. Subway shall be your last stand and my finest hour.... BEHOLD


http://youtu.be/GjTDZl2Ep1k

FOR BARCELONA!!!!!

It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

[xu82]

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

So who figured it out? I want to know who to blame for this!

[Xman95]

Question: If it takes 3 days for a monkey to paddle a car through grapefruit peels, how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Suck it, Trebek.

[XU-PA]

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

The universe is ruled by "The Panel of the Galactic Beings of Light' Todd from Maine who now lives in Ozona Florida stands at their riht hand and on April 10th will bring us a message from them. New News!

[Masterofreality]

The universe is ruled by "The Panel of the Galactic Beings of Light' Todd from Maine who now lives in Ozona Florida stands at their riht hand and on April 10th will bring us a message from them. New News!

I'm not sure about that. Kal-El from Krypton might want a piece of this..especially since General Zod is out of the way.

[XU-PA]

i'm not sure about that. Kal-el from krypton might want a piece of this..especially since general zod is out of the way.

infidel!

[MADXSTER]

Things that make people fart and burp.

Beer
Cheese
BeerCheese

[XUOWNSUC]

I agree with the original poster. However, you have nothing to be sorry about.

Your plan for Xavier is sound.

The moment has almost arrived and Xavier will rise.

[SemajParlor]

I like the cut of his jib.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeDkUPa8lKk

[x_man11]

Matador...you'd better watch out, the bull may send in his friend TROGDOR to burninate the countryside...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gz1DIIxmEE