Too Early for Limericks?

[Michigan Muskie]

There once was a man named Brown
Who made others look like a clown.
With style and grace
And his bag in their face
He'd soar through the air to throw down.

[Michigan Muskie]

Well, I'm highly disappointed in this group. I know the creativity is out there. Is it sheer laziness? I've lobbed a softball to you. Here is your chance to compose something about basketball, beer, sex, or whatever and yet the crickets chirp. It's ten days before St. Patrick's Day so let's see these limericks.

I'll post one of my favorites, not a Michigan Muskie original:

There once was a man from Sidney
Who could put it up to her kidney.
But the man from Quebec
Could put it up to her neck.
Now he had a big one, didn't he?!