Funny Stuff

[Nigel Tufnel]

This kills me....pretty sure he didn't know mom's name until it appeared on the TelePrompTer.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pDbyisUGKc

[RealDeal]

That was awesome.

[paulxu]

Fun stuff from Dayton fans:

http://thelapine.ca/ohio-wife-torches-husbands-truck-after-getting-crock-pot-and-cheap-lingerie-for-xmas/

[wkrq59]

Fun stuff from Dayton fans:
http://thelapine.ca/ohio-wife-torches-husbands-truck-after-getting-crock-pot-and-cheap-lingerie-for-xmas/

Paul, the comments under the story are funnier than the story itself. Pathetic.

[GoMuskies]

The link keeps shutting down my browser, but I assume the Lapine is the Onion's Canadian cousin?

[ammtd34]

The link keeps shutting down my browser, but I assume the Alpine is the Onion's Canadian cousin?

No. That really happened.

[bobbiemcgee]

Girl genius Scout sells 117 boxes in 2 hrs. outside SFpotshop:

http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/dA/girl-scout-selling-outside-pot-shop.jpg

[blobfan]

Not sure if this belongs here or on the WTF thread but I found this thread first, and the story sure is funny.

Middling NFL prospect gets message from God, leaves NFL combine. (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1971072-adam-muema-leaves-2014-nfl-scouting-combine-for-religious-reasons?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial&hpt=hp_t2)

[blobfan]

Greenpeace protesters parachute onto P&G Towers and unveil protest banners. (http://www.wlwt.com/news/protesters-hang-banners-from-pg-towers/24797378)

I need to pay more attention when planes fly low over this city.

[paulxu]

June issue of Men's Journal notes that this will be the 4th world cup for Landon Donovan playing for team USA.

[bobbiemcgee]

1468

Hu's on first?

[RobDeleu]

Not bad, but I've seen funnier shit :p

[xu82]

Not bad, but I've seen funnier shit :p

Cool, please post. I love funny shit.

[XU-PA]

http://www.udayton.edu/news/articles/2014/07/athletics_unveils_new_logo_image.php

[LA Muskie]

That's bad. Bad I tell you.

[bobbiemcgee]

That's bad. Bad I tell you.

Should have stayed local:

http://esrati.com/university-of-dayton-we-love-vd-logo/11112/

[waggy]

Slow news day so I decided to check that logo out. My gawd that is awful. Hope they paid a lot for it.

[DART87]

Is Tottenham in the USA looking for a new coach?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6KeG_i8CWE8

[blobfan]

The ultimate selfie? (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2133967-packers-linebacker-aj-hawk-tackles-fan-at-celebrity-golf-tournament?hpt=hp_t4)

[sirthought]

"Weird Al" Yankovic – Sports Song


http://youtu.be/Uq4K1N9XttY

[sirthought]

I'm shocked no one has commented on the Weird Al song. I thought he nailed the attitude of message board fans pretty well.

[xu82]

I'm shocked no one has commented on the Weird Al song. I thought he nailed the attitude of message board fans pretty well.

Playback has been disabled for me.

[nuts4xu]

Playback has been disabled for me.

Me too, but the message had a direct link to Youtube and the Weird Al song...at least for me.

[waggy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUhSYLRw14

[bobbiemcgee]

New twist here in Colorado to the old 'best corn growing" fair prizes:

http://www.denvercountyfair.org/pot-pavilion/

no smoking of weed, of course, cough-cough

[waggy]

https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1011236_10201271373522145_1799677048_n.jpg

[bobbiemcgee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoNIFBtAfts

[xu82]

https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1011236_10201271373522145_1799677048_n.jpg

My wife went to a friends birthday party in South Beach and ladies came from all over the world for a cool long weekend. An old saggy guy on a unicycle wearing a thong with a GIANT feather sticking out the back rode by their sidewalk cafe table, and the girl from Kentucky said, in her twangy deep southern accent, "back home we just shoot folk like that"!

[bourbonman]

...and the girl from Kentucky said, in her twangy deep southern accent, "back home we just shoot folk like that"!

Yep!

[xu82]

Yep!
And I bet they could hit him right where the thong met the feather from a South Beach block if they wanted to!

[bobbiemcgee]

We know how to take care of our vets in CO;

http://time.com/3404294/marijuana-pot-colorado-veterans/

[waggy]

https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2279/2403154561_49bda866e6_o.jpg

[muskiefan82]

https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2279/2403154561_49bda866e6_o.jpg

It's a shame the cat doesn't play possum when it is scared.

[waggy]

Picked up in my internet travels..


"Aussie Radio Contest."


Read right until the end...

This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why. !
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.

Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney ..

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.
The game is called 'Mate Match'.

The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone.
If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification.
If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.

Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM.. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'

Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have..'

DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win.

What is your name? First only please.'

Contestant: 'Brian.'

DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what.?'

Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'

DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'

Brian: 'Sarah.'

DJ: 'Is Sarah at work, Brian?'

Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'

DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'

Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'

DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'

Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well.......'

DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'

Brian: 'About 10 minutes..'

DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh, ? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake..'

Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'

DJ: 'Okay.. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning.?

Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'

DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'

Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...'

DJ: 'Uh huh...'

Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'

DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it.

Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.

3 minutes of commercials follow.

DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we. ?'(Touch tones.....ringing....)

Clerk: 'Kink's.'

DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere. ?'

Clerk: 'This is she.'

DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'

Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours. ?'

DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose..

Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'

Sarah: 'No.'

DJ: 'Good!'

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'

Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, Okay,? Be completely honest.'

DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah.
If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

DJ: 'All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah. ?

Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian.....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.

DJ: 'What time. ?'

Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'

DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'

Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'

DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood.

We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready. ?'

Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

DJ: 'Where did you have it.?'

Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you. ?

'Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'

DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'

Sarah: 'Well....'

DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it.?

Sarah: 'Up the arse.....!!

They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing..

Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation for minor traffic collisions.. !!!!

[xudash]

Waggy, well done. Sorry about all the collisions, but that's funny.

[paulxu]

Good one Wags. Here's the American version.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4YWb3WaK5i8

[sirthought]

Yeah, I first read a similar version of that in the mid 90s. Funny story.

[blobfan]

Yeah, I first read a similar version of that in the mid 90s. Funny story.

Most of us did. I think the best stories make the rounds and are updated for each new format. Some of the greats started out as e-mails and even chain mailings!

[MHettel]

I highly recommend the Youtube "Game Show Bloopers" clips. There is one that is over an hour long, and I actually watched it more than once and the responses are as funny the second time around as they are the first time.

[RealDeal]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/83609486f9/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-brad-pitt

[waggy]

http://www.glamisdunes.com/invision/uploads/monthly_05_2014/post-12354-1399298783.jpeg

[xudash]

http://www.glamisdunes.com/invision/uploads/monthly_05_2014/post-12354-1399298783.jpeg

Ha! Waggy, you have this thread firmly in control. Very funny.

[xu82]

Funny stuff indeed Waggy! Keep up the good work!

[bobbiemcgee]

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[GoMuskies]

Picture of Florida State's football team's walkthrough in downtown Louisville today. It would be even more amusing if you could see the Joe's Crab Shack off to the left in this photo.

https://ec.yimg.com/ec?url=http%3a%2f%2fi1038.photobucket.com%2falbums %2fa461%2fDHART06%2fB1I8GXSIUAACXl7_zps85fa7ccc.jp g&t=1414616437&sig=FQezsbMW_TjnVKdvCZO1UQ--~B

[waggy]

Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.

As they are standing at the pearly gates God informs them both that Oswald did in fact shoot Kennedy; man has landed on the moon; and the World Trade Center towers were taken down by 19 Muslim terrorists.

One conspiracy advocate whispers to the other,

"I told you it goes all the way to the top."

[bourbonman]

HEAVEN AND HELL

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven...

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell...

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil smiles at him and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted."

[waggy]

An older, balding, white haired, fellow from Northern Minnesota, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something a little more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said.

The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check.

I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, ‘There’s no money in that account.’

‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’

[Nigel Tufnel]

This is so juvenile and stupid...but man, it's hilarious. Totally NSFW and sorry ladies...but had to share.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8zU7Ov-uW1E

[chico]

This is so juvenile and stupid...but man, it's hilarious. Totally NSFW and sorry ladies...but had to share.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8zU7Ov-uW1E

Nigel, it's 11/11. I hope you're out celebrating being one louder today.

[waggy]

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.
The third one was a grisly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "from the tip of my weenie to my
testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop 'em," which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back.
Oh Man!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"
The old Chief calmly replied... "Vietnam."

[waggy]

An oldie but a goodie..


Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the
concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. Shit
may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

Consider: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains. With a little effort you
can get your shit together, find a place for your shit
or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke
shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.

You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit
your life away. People can be shit headed, shit for brains,
shit blinded, shit over or shit on. Some people know their
shit while others don't know the difference between shit
and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and
sweet shits. There is bull shit, dog shit, cat shit,
bird shit, whale shit, rat shit, and horse shit.
There is tough shit, hard shit, soft shit, slimy shit,
rough shit, limp shit. You can shit a blue streak,
shit bricks, shit pink twinkies, shit marbles, or shit
your guts out.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck
when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give
a shit, keep shit or serve shit on a shingle. You
can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a
pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter
than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
There is funny shit and sad shit, bad shit and
good shit. Some shit doesn't stink while other
things really smell like shit.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like
shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can be faster than shit or you can be slower
than shit. Sometimes you'll find shit on a stick,
sometimes you'll find shit everywhere, and then there
are times when you can't find shit at all. You can
have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit,
the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit..

You can carry shit in a bucket, put shit in a barrel,
have a pile of shit, have a mountain of shit, have a
river of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without
a paddle. You can slice shit, spread shit, dunk shit
or jump shit, and some people just can't cut the shit.

There is fun shit and dull shit, silly shit and
serious shit. Sometimes you really need this shit
and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.
You can stir shit, kick shit or stick your ass out
the window and shit on the world. Sometimes
everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

Shit! When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation. This
means the universe did not begin with a BIG BANG
but rather with a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the
next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once
you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else
(Wisdom of George Carlin)

[xu82]

This is so juvenile and stupid...but man, it's hilarious. Totally NSFW and sorry ladies...but had to share.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8zU7Ov-uW1E

Tragic! What a sad tale. I hope he went on to be OK. Lost aspirations....

[UCGRAD4X]

Lance Stephenson

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2014/11/16/heres-lance-stephenson-slapping-himself-in-the-face-because-lance-stephenson-does-weird-things/

what else would you expect

[94GRAD]

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they notice an attractive young boy walking on the other side. The Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks "do you want to fuck him?" The Rabbi responds, "out of what?"

[blobfan]

This is a little early but I do love the oldies:


A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

[paulxu]

X-band '01 wandering lose on the streets of California raising havoc.

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/living/2014/11/16/pkg-orig-the-creepy-clown-stalking-california.cnn&hpt=hp_c3&from_homepage=yes&video_referrer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F

[waggy]

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2834.jpg

[UCGRAD4X]

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2834.jpg

What are the chances she'll find some clean pants in her size?

[waggy]

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10849928_630413033730300_5533898866350836125_n.jpg ?oh=8a2bb42eda19e5b23aaf95e82f49fb6f&oe=54FD7BB3

[sirthought]

Came across this and had some laughs.


http://youtu.be/eBbJeIMak-E

[waggy]

The face of a child can say it all. Especially the mouth part of the face. - Jack Handey

[bobbiemcgee]

http://www.foxsports.com/college-basketball/story/dayton-flyers-dyshawn-pierre-shorts-pull-down-rebound-boise-state-kyle-davis-play-in-game-031815

[xu 89]

that is just awesome. look at the bsu cheerleaders faces.

[waggy]

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-1/1235350_689721127724722_1957613440_n.jpg?oh=6785eb 0f70c423c8fa06f912521e8244&oe=5524B69A&__gda__=1431711751_8ffdae21d358df0e1a891278ef3f812 b

[waggy]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/hilarious-animals-14.jpg

[paulxu]

The sense of entitlement if your team makes it to the second weekend once in 30 years...is just awesome.

[xudash]

The sense of entitlement if your team makes it to the second weekend once in 30 years...is just awesome.

Well, Paul, as far as the UD Delusional are concerned, their program is as good as any program in the Big East. If UD fandom were a mathematical formula, the formula might look something like this:

UD ARENA + 12,000 SWEATER VESTS + ONE NCAA APPEARANCE AT LEAST EVERY 50 YEARS = WE'RE BETTER THAN KENTUCKY

Remember: they have a relevant television market, and they travel. They travel everywhere. A lot of them, all at the same time.

[X-band '01]

Nuts4Brownies:

Lab Test Confirms Ala. Prosecutor's Staff Given Pot Brownies (http://www.abc3340.com/story/28891317/lab-test-confirms-ala-prosecutors-staff-given-pot-brownies)

[waggy]

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'

Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service (http://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/tags/service.html)?'

Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

[waggy]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8463118848/h727F086F/

[bobbiemcgee]

Death by Wedgie:

http://news.yahoo.com/oklahoma-man-pleads-guilty-deadly-atomic-wedgie-case-164306980.html

[waggy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IByDSLeM6Lk

[xu82]

Death by Wedgie:

http://news.yahoo.com/oklahoma-man-pleads-guilty-deadly-atomic-wedgie-case-164306980.html

The two men had been drinking the night of the fatal Wedgie. Shocking!

I have been over-served on occassion, but so far we have avoided such an event.

[waggy]

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/10363782_10204648533791849_4090959250684318690_n.j pg?oh=430ad2283e1c686d23b062008cad44d4&oe=55F8E544

[bobbiemcgee]

Bizarre. I live a couple of miles from this and didn't see a flake:

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_28258514/one-denver-block-buried-under-up-four-feet?source=rss

[waggy]

http://i.imgur.com/X9AWNF7.jpg

[waggy]

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.

Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.

"Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "she's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I want to go to hell."

"You can't go there," says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."

"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes drilled for that."

[waggy]

http://i.imgur.com/nRcupr5.png

[waggy]

http://www.glamisdunes.com/invision/uploads/monthly_06_2015/post-29635-1433290742.jpg

[waggy]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/03/b8/7f/03b87f51be175afa063b87042ba2cd38.jpg

[waggy]

A man who has been stranded on a deserted island all alone for 10 years sees a speck on the horizon. "It's too small to be a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer, he rules out the possibility of it being a small boat, then a raft.

Suddenly, a gorgeous blonde woman emerges from the surf wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned man and asks, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he says.

She unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, is that ever good!"

Then she asks him, "How long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?"

Trembling, he replies, "Ten years!"

She unzips a waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask, and gives it to him. He opens it, takes a long swig, and says, "That's fantastic!"

Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper down the front of her suit, looks at him seductively, and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"

The man, with tears in his eyes, replies, "Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"

[waggy]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/20/fb/fa/20fbfaf308e253845cbcb31cf4c6d7ac.jpg

[wkrq59]

Waggy, the best one now involves the Coneheads

[xu82]

I put this in the 4th of July thread too, but it belongs here as well.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=981462005217

[waggy]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10394092_1116026848411048_223664379064600831_n.jpg ?oh=2686919fac099059c7c69891d1317a3c&oe=561C19A5

[bobbiemcgee]

Could be UD tryouts. Dayton Thugs go to jail:

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/crime-law/former-ud-basketball-star-guilty-of-trespassing-in/nmbzc/?ecmp=daytondaily_social_facebook_2014_sfp

[X-band '01]

No - those two were the reason they didn't have a scholarship player over 5'7" for the 2nd half of the season.

[X-band '01]

Meant to say 6'7". I was thinking of their former coach for some reason.

[xu82]

1729

Outside my office one day, I see this!

[waggy]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b347/rshuman/550x383xFat_guy_on_a_little_motorcycle.jpeg.pagesp eed.ic.Ik_gK_vpiY_zpsdmwgophc.jpg

[xu82]

Well.... there could be a dog, or something larger, sitting on the back. At least the dog knew enough to wear a helmet, though I'm not sure how he'd get the goggles in place.

[Emp]

I can't find a summer movie thread... Train Wreck is snort out loud hilarious. Raunchy, but side splitting.

[chico]

I've watched a lot of baseball and I can't believe I never noticed this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDWQOiTtVic&feature=youtu.be

[bobbiemcgee]

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-baseball/25250282/rockies-put-two-chalk-outlines-on-base-path-where-eddie-butler-fell

[blobfan]

I can't find a summer movie thread... Train Wreck is snort out loud hilarious. Raunchy, but side splitting.

Truly hilarious. I think the last time I laughed this much at a movie was Tropic Thunder. Beware though, if you are determined to hate LeBron James you might end up liking him, or at least hating him less. It's a mark of how truly funny Amy Schumer is that LeBron didn't manage to steal the show.

[GoMuskies]

It was good, mindless funny. Lebron was likeable, but I don't think there was ever any risk of him stealing the show.

[MADXSTER]

I give Train Wreck three thumbs up.

[blobfan]

I give Train Wreck three thumbs up.

So the dance number was good for you?

[MADXSTER]

So the dance number was good for you?

Tears were coming out of my eyes

[outsideobserver11]

ABC11 EyewitnessNewsVerified account
‏@ABC11_WTVD
New poll shows Trump is still leading the GOP in NC, but surprise candidate 'Deez Nuts' is gaining momentum --> http://abc11.com/947054/


ABC11 EyewitnessNews ‏@ABC11_WTVD 1h1 hour ago
No, we were not hacked. 'Deez Nuts' is the legal name of the candidate and he is polling at 9 percent in NC: http://abc11.com/947054/

[bobbiemcgee]

Maybe we can draft Nuts4XU? :shocked2::shocked2:

[bobbiemcgee]

double dog dare:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/6-year-old-gets-stuck-in-arcade-claw-game-texas-pizza-parlor/

[blobfan]

double dog dare:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/6-year-old-gets-stuck-in-arcade-claw-game-texas-pizza-parlor/

The best part of the photo is the gleeful expressions of the other kids in contrast to the girl stuck inside.

[waggy]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/65f391f53babf45492a6e10b442d06a6/tumblr_nuuyektaUO1qzmowao1_500.gif

[GoMuskies]

Scott Walker's presidential candidacy.

[waggy]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLV-XQUXAAAGFDw.jpg

[blobfan]

Goat walking across U.S. to benefit nonprofit in Kenya dies in Dayton (http://www.wlwt.com/news/goat-walking-across-us-to-benefit-nonprofit-in-kenya-dies/35694600)

[bobbiemcgee]

http://www.coloradoan.com/story/news/2015/10/05/fort-collins-weighs-allowing-women-go-topless-public/73418882/

Gotta love this crazy State:

[Lumberjack Love Slave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmxQSwwTRqU

[American X]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/best-photos-of-the-week-80-photos-3310.jpg?quality=94&strip=info&w=600

[Masterofreality]

THAT is freaking classically hilarious!

[xudash]

My God that's funny.

[vee4xu]

007 shoved a teaspoon of Jobs' own medicine down his throat with that one.

[paulxu]

https://twitter.com/FOXSports/status/692800643887542272

[Blue Blobs Bro]

https://twitter.com/FOXSports/status/692800643887542272

Mack killed it

[XUFan09]

Mack killed it
Seriously lol. I bet Mack is the kind of guy who would be just as competitive about a spelling bee as he is about basketball.

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[bobbiemcgee]

Can't make this stuff up:

http://www.foxsports.com/college-basketball/story/louisville-bookstore-hawking-books-by-escort-that-cost-hoops-team-shot-at-ncaa-tourney-022016

[MauriceX]

Easy mistake to make, but still made me chuckle.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2618290-dayton-flyers-cheerleader-uses-wrong-sign-leads-to-glaring-error

Edit: Oh, and also this:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2618354-nebraskas-tai-webster-blows-past-ohio-state-defender-busy-slapping-the-floor?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national

[D-West & PO-Z]

Probably not as funny as it is sad but didnt want to start a new thread. Been quite a big fall for Delonte West:

http://nypost.com/2016/02/21/someone-needs-to-help-delonte-west/

[xu82]

Probably not as funny as it is sad but didnt want to start a new thread. Been quite a big fall for Delonte West:

http://nypost.com/2016/02/21/someone-needs-to-help-delonte-west/

Definitely sad. Wow, mental illness can strike anywhere, and it can be so very painful to watch.

[waggy]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12631315_10205654751355632_1052309688473138165_n.j pg?oh=c11963ed780a9080afd4901895f5582c&oe=57321E8C

[X-band '01]

1986

[paulxu]

What does that thing say?

[American X]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcBpMTfWoAA2f1X.jpg


This absolutely slays me. To those about to mock, we salute you.

[X-band '01]

What does that thing say?

It says "Nice Try" where Sweet16 is listed (listed as a banned poster trying to get on yesterday).

[XUMIOH12]

that sign of the crying piccolo girl was awesome haha

[X Factor]

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/defensive-lineman-crashes-out-of-nfl-combine-40-yard-da-1761792055

[UCGRAD4X]

http://triviatoday.com/streettrivia/

Am I being naive in wondering - when the question seems so obvious some people think, "It must be a trick", and that is why they stumble?

I can see myself over thinking (maybe not on this particular question - but, for example) "Before the canal was turned over to Panama, it was not technically part of Panama - maybe even now it's considered, International Waters or something".

I try to give folks on these videos the benefit of the doubt, but most of them are probably just that stupid, unfortunately.

[XUhockey99]

I just had the Kentucky-Florida game on tv in the background at my place, and Dookie V names his coach of the year, diaper dandy, and player of the year. As he says Chris Mack is his coach of the year, I look up and notice something doesn't look right. ESPN was using clips of both Mack and... Kevin Willard. At this point of the season, you can't even get mad at ESPN's laziness. Just gotta laugh at it. But, yeah, it was pretty amusing.

[blobfan]

My favorite tournament moment so far. http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/taurean-prince-provides-amazing-answer-to-how-did-yale-1765590542

[XUFan09]

My favorite tournament moment so far. http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/taurean-prince-provides-amazing-answer-to-how-did-yale-1765590542
Oh God, this is awesome. Also, let's consider the ignorance of the question:

1) In terms of rebounding rates, Baylor actually slightly out-performed Yale. Yale just shot much better, so they had more defensive rebounding opportunities.

2) Yale is actually a really good rebounding team on both ends, whereas Baylor is a great offensive rebounding team and a mediocre defensive rebounding team. So, Baylor went about even on the glass with a team that you would expect to beat them in that category.

Remember, that reporter gets paid to cover sports.

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[MADXSTER]

My favorite tournament moment so far. http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/taurean-prince-provides-amazing-answer-to-how-did-yale-1765590542

OMG Classic!!!

[X-band '01]

My favorite tournament moment so far. http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/taurean-prince-provides-amazing-answer-to-how-did-yale-1765590542

As one of the commenters on that post said, he's learned well from the Gregg Popovich School of Media.

[xu82]

My favorite tournament moment so far. http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/taurean-prince-provides-amazing-answer-to-how-did-yale-1765590542

But, then, how did they get out-scored? Please share this insight!

[UCGRAD4X]

But, then, how did they get out-scored? Please share this insight!

When the ball goes through that orange circle....they get points for that...they did more of that.

[Juice]

2032

[muskienick]

I actually felt a little sorry for UC following that play. Not only did they lose the game because of being a tenth of a second late in letting loose of the ball, but they still have Mick Cronin as their coach for the foreseeable future!

[ballyhoohoo]

I actually felt a little sorry for UC following that play. Not only did they lose the game because of being a tenth of a second late in letting loose of the ball, but they still have Mick Cronin as their coach for the foreseeable future!

Fuck them. I'll never feel sorry for them. You don't feel sorry when Vader gets his hand cut off do you?

[paulxu]

If this "agitated gesture" towards an opponent was worth a $20,000 fine...how much is a bench flex or X cross worth?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2627590-danica-patrick-kyle-busch-fined-latest-details-comments-reaction?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial

[xu82]

http://www.digitaltrends.com/movies/melissa-mccarthy-jimmy-fallon-lip-sync-battle/

[bobbiemcgee]

https://contently.com/strategist/2016/03/24/infographic-50-terrible-work-phrases-need-stop-using/

[paulxu]

Why did I know that stupid "going forward" was going to be there.

[bobbiemcgee]

Well, it's time for the annual 420 party in Civic Center Park. Snow is coming down at the rate of 2 1/2 inches an hour, but the participants say they either "haven't noticed" or "don't really care".

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_29772207/denvers-annual-420-rally-will-blaze-despite-looming

[X-man]

Well, it's time for the annual 420 party in Civic Center Park. Snow is coming down at the rate of 2 1/2 inches an hour, but the participants say they either "haven't noticed" or "don't really care".

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_29772207/denvers-annual-420-rally-will-blaze-despite-looming

Nothing like partying in the "mile high city".

[waggy]

That's so Browns: Siri equates FirstEnergy stadium to 'sadness'
(http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14994878/sadness-cleveland-siri-finds-browns-home)

[xu82]

My son will not have air conditioning at FSU tonight. Why, you ask?


2064.


He lost the "Car Drop on the HVAC" lottery.

[bobbiemcgee]

Sooooo you're sitting in a Cincinnati Restaurant choking on your food, and lo and behold, Dr. Heimlich is sitting next to you......

[xu82]

Sooooo you're sitting in a Cincinnati Restaurant choking on your food, and lo and behold, Dr. Heimlich is sitting next to you......

Don't be silly, that could never happen......

Besides, I hear he was an amateur!

[bobbiemcgee]

That Lady should run out and buy a Powerball ticket. Better odds.

[xu82]

That Lady should run out and buy a Powerball ticket. Better odds.

Depending on the relationship, and of course life insurance considerations, she might have wanted to tackle him to get him out of the equation.

[bobbiemcgee]

http://images.dailykos.com/images/223871/story_image/chicken_trump.jpg?1457920963

[xu82]

http://images.dailykos.com/images/223871/story_image/chicken_trump.jpg?1457920963

He usually wears shoes, I think.

[muskienick]

He usually wears shoes, I think.

He has to wear shoes to hide the fact that he has tiny feet (which is a good indication of tininess elsewhere on his anatomy)!

[waggy]

Michigan tubing trip turns into scary all-night adventure for 3 women
(http://www.cleveland.com/nation/index.ssf/2016/07/michigan_tubing_trip_turns_int.html)

[bobbiemcgee]

don't tell the kids Wonka died...RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHqL7dNujNc

[waggy]

Sometimes hurricane track models are in rough agreement. Sometimes not..


http://www.tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/15L_tracks_latest.png

[X-band '01]

Not as "funny" when you consider that the future track of Hurricane Matthew could also result in a 2nd landfall in Florida in 5-7 days. Even for Matthew, future tracks are all over the place in that timespan.

[waggy]

These models suck for surfers chasin the big waves, dude.

[waggy]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13880235_1511703018934626_2963073881807734888_n.jp g?oh=bbb114c1c4c8a8997b89db2e2ba6d098&oe=5818A172

[XUMIOH12]

UC thought they were going to get in to the Big 12 conference hahahahahaha!!!

[xu82]

Apparently a watermelon truck was robbed!!!

http://www.mydaytondailynews.com/news/news/crime-law/1k-worth-of-sex-toys-stolen-from-vehicle/nswtL/?utm_content=buffer254db&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

[waggy]

SNL Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7VaXlMvAvk

[paulxu]

http://images.dailykos.com/images/321082/story_image/1311ckCOMIC-trump-antisocial.png?1478090166

[blobfan]

Ha! Of course Hillary can check off 75% of those so we're pretty much screwed either way.

[xudash]

Ha! Of course Hillary can check off 75% of those so we're pretty much screwed either way.

She went to Wellesley, which is where my wife went for undergrad (and didn't exactly enjoy the experience). Hillary can check off more than 75% of those boxes. Particularly the second one on the top row.

[XUMIOH12]

Cleveland blew a 3-1 lead in the World Series lol

[paulxu]

Melania as First Lady will push for reducing bullying on social media. She says she doesn't like bullies?

Really? You couldn't have made that up if you tried for a hundred years.

[Strange Brew]

Melania as First Lady will push for reducing bullying on social media. She says she doesn't like bullies?

Really? You couldn't have made that up if you tried for a hundred years.

Xenophobe.....

[ron meXico]

How bout this for funny stuff... Obama is so dumb he went to give an award to a Navy Corpsman and repeatedly called him a corpseman like he was already dead. If you haven't seen it, just YouTube it. How stupid could a liberal be to celebrate and give an award to a member of our precious military and not have the sense or courteousness to call him by the right title.

[waggy]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f333/djski442/Mobile%20Uploads/FB_IMG_1480015292763_zps4zzm6yen.jpg

[X-band '01]

Merry Christmas, Nuts! (http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/ho-ho-ho-i-saw-you-masturbating-11513)

[Smooth]

This is what showed up when I clicked on a bad link to the Financial Times:

Sorry

The page you are trying to access does not exist.

This might be because you have entered the web address incorrectly or the page has moved.

For help please visit help.ft.com.

We apologise for any inconvenience.
Why wasn't this page found?

We asked some leading economists.

Stagflation i
The cost of pages rose drastically, while the page production rate slowed down.
General economics
There was no market for it.
Liquidity traps
We injected some extra money into the technology team but there was little or no interest so they simply kept it, thus failing to stimulate the page economy.
Pareto inefficiency
There exists another page that will make everyone better off without making anyone worse off.
Supply and demand i
Demand increased and a shortage occurred.
Classical economics
There is no such page. We are not going to interfere.
Keynesian economics
Aggregate demand for this page did not necessarily equal the productive capacity of the website.
Malthusianism i
Unchecked, exponential page growth outstripped the pixel supply. There was a catastrophe, and now the population is at a lower, more sustainable level.
Neo-Malthusianism i
To avoid unchecked, exponential page growth outstripping the pixel supply and leading to an inevitable catastrophe, we prevented this page from being conceived.
Marxism i
The failure of this page to load is a consequence of the inherent contradictions in the capitalist mode of production.
Laissez Faire Capitalism
We know this page is needed, but we can't force anyone to make it.
Monetarism i
The government has limited the number of pages in circulation.
Efficient Markets Hypothesis i
If you had paid enough for the page, it would have appeared.
Moral Hazard i
Showing you this page would only encourage you to want more pages.
Tragedy of the Commons i
Too many people tried to view this page.
Game theory i
By not viewing this page you help everyone else get better pages.
Mercantilism i
The page is hosted by a foreign web server and is therefore banned to ensure the supremacy of our own software.
Trickle-down
High taxes on content publishers prevented them hiring the person who would have written this page.
Speculative bubble
The page never actually existed and was fundamentally impossible, but everyone bought into it in a frenzy and it's all now ending in tears.
Socialism
If you were to get the page you wanted you might get a better page than someone else, which would be unfair. This way at least everyone gets the same.
Behavioural economics i
The influence of psychological factors caused you to act in a manner that would not be expected of a purely rational actor.
Theory of the second best i
The best outcome was unachievable, so you have arrived here instead.

[waggy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uY1F17bsoQ

[xu82]

Oops!

[D-West & PO-Z]

Send someone a bag of dicks to eat!

http://nypost.com/2016/12/29/hr-director-sues-to-find-out-who-sent-her-a-bag-of-d-ks/

[Strange Brew]

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ahkMA6JPOHU (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ahkMA6JPOHU)

Never gets old.

[xu82]

https://youtu.be/8GnJ7xe-2MY

Apparently they DO call a travel in the NBA....

[bjf123]

But only after five steps!


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[xu82]

But only after five steps!


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Five casual steps, you get 7 if youre showing effort. . WHAT WAS HE THINKING??!!

[chico]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=8v21RMyNKzI

[American X]

While the Musketeers were in the middle of a pitched battle with the Seminoles, Baby X1, Baby X2 and Baby X3, completely unprompted, broke into a song and dance of 'What Makes The Red Man Red' from Peter Pan. I kid you not.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO3xGDcoc-A

Perhaps I should have posted this in What You Can't Say thread instead.

[paulxu]

Just hit the Bull.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2701934-cardinals-star-adam-wainwright-throws-awful-wild-pitch-vs-cubs?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial

[ballyhoohoo]

Looks like Lance Stephenson went to the Donald Lille school of friendship. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170407/0f17953d2adc4a977ac1e4e71effd008.jpg

[bobbiemcgee]

Well, happy to report my new house of worship is opening on......4/20:

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/international-church-cannabis-welcoming-members-120000080.html

Bluiett.....Bluiett?

[muskiefan82]

Well, happy to report my new house of worship is opening on......4/20:

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/international-church-cannabis-welcoming-members-120000080.html

Bluiett.....Bluiett?

I think I'm going to apply for a food vending license to operate just outside this church.

[X-band '01]

If only I could have attended this tennis match in Florida:

CBS News - Sound of Couple Having Loud Sex Interrupts Florida Tennis Match (http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sound-of-couple-having-loud-sex-interrupts-florida-tennis-match/)

[xu82]

If only I could have attended this tennis match in Florida:

CBS News - Sound of Couple Having Loud Sex Interrupts Florida Tennis Match (http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sound-of-couple-having-loud-sex-interrupts-florida-tennis-match/)

I used to go to that tournament every year....but that would have been the first!

[paulxu]

"Back in my heyday, I would kill Michael Jordan one-on-one,'' LaVar Ball told USA Today in March. Ball averaged 2.2 points and 2.3 rebounds while playing for Washington State in the 1987-88 season.

OK then

[Brinsfield]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=8v21RMyNKzI

"Back in my heyday, I would kill Michael Jordan one-on-one,'' LaVar Ball told USA Today in March. Ball averaged 2.2 points and 2.3 rebounds while playing for Washington State in the 1987-88 season.

Lol wtf was that all about.

[bobbiemcgee]

Colorado officials bitching that the unemployment rate here is too low! 2.3%. 2% can't pass a drug test, so basically if you can, you're hired!

[waggy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7asw5Vd8lIY&spfreload=5

[bobbiemcgee]

WW stealing our sign:

http://www.bonanza.com/listings/Wonder-Woman-2017-Movie-Gal-Gadot-Art-DC-Comics-Poster-13x20-27x40-32x48-1/479822358

[paulxu]

Bill Murray should invite her to a game in costume, and she could flash the X.

[muskiefan82]

Bill Murray should invite her to a game in costume, and she could flash the X.
Flash anything and I will be happy.

[X-ceptional]

In a discussion of the terrible missed pop-up by the Reds last night, this play was brought up and lightened the mood (listen with sound for maximum effect):


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PXj8m4yZyo

[bobbiemcgee]

Mayweather sez he can't pay his 2015 taxes until he fights McGregor.

[xu82]

Mayweather sez he can't pay his 2015 taxes until he fights McGregor.

Does Mike Tyson manage his money?

[bobbiemcgee]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm04PhjAmYw&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DR m04PhjAmYw&has_verified=1

[paulxu]

_lh and Muddy on the HOH site.

[xudash]

_lh and Muddy on the HOH site.

Yep. I stayed out of that mess, but three things are worth noting from over there:

1. Muddled literally admitted "defeat" to Xavier in the stupid Crawfish/Are Xavier and Butler rivals thread.

2. The UD fan who posts carefully over there wanted Muddled to disclose whether, in fact, he actually is Muddy Waters, as though that isn't already apparent.

3. NJ Redman, who clearly has a hard on for Xavier, put up this gem along the way: "I think X fans need to realize this isn't an X board. There are 9 other schools...". What a douche.

Muddy's response in that Crawlnut thread is priceless, in that I simply cannot imagine how we would feel now had X misssed out on this version of the Big East. Conversely, this outcome just has to kill Cryer fans more than they could ever possibly admit.

[xudash]

We've arrived: Xavier was a clue on Jeopardy tonight.

[muskiefan82]

Please elaborate. .....

[usfldan]

We've arrived: Xavier was a clue on Jeopardy tonight.

https://twitter.com/pdillon24/status/892171217310027776

It was a repeat of the Teen Tournament, so I don't know if we get full credit.

[xudash]

Please elaborate. .....

Category was names that begin with X or something like that.

Answer was more or less "the name of the Jesuit University located in Cincinnati."

High school competition held in the DAR hall in D.C.

Kids were from MD, TN and a kid from Darien, CT. They all tried to ring in, but the Darien kid got there first and stuck the landing with a perfect pronunciation!

[bjf123]

https://twitter.com/pdillon24/status/892171217310027776

It was a repeat of the Teen Tournament, so I don't know if we get full credit.

But did they pronounce it correctly?


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[Blue Blooded-05]

But did they pronounce it correctly?


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He did. Keep in mind, the contestant that answered correctly revealed during the Q&A portion of the show that he plays on the school basketball team. Thus, the jury is still out as to whether we've achieved full crossover status.

[GIMMFD]

He did. Keep in mind, the contestant that answered correctly revealed during the Q&A portion of the show that he plays on the school basketball team. Thus, the jury is still out as to whether we've achieved full crossover status.

Sounds like this would be 10x worse than the Stainbrook Uber driver bit to be honest.

[paulxu]

Hah! BE posters engaging _lh in a dsicussion.

Muddy and _lh was one thing. Now rational guys are trying to reason with him. Classic.

[paulxu]

This should be fun. Maybe they'll arrest LaVar too.

http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/21331147/ucla-players-liangelo-ball-cody-riley-jalen-hill-arrested-china-shoplifting

[bobbiemcgee]

China law - could be in deep doodoo:

Those who steal relatively large amounts of public or private property and money or have committed several thefts are to be sentenced to three years or fewer in prison or put under criminal detention or surveillance, in addition to fines; Those stealing large amounts of property and money or involving in other serious cases are to be sentenced to three to 10 years in prison, in addition to fines. Those stealing extraordinarily large amounts of property and money or involving in especially serious cases are to be sentenced to 10 years or more in prison or given life sentences.....

[paulxu]

If you're Liangelo Ball and drive a Ferrari on campus, how is it that you need to shoplift? (assuming here that he did)

[American X]

Apparently, I am the last person to find out about Drunk History on Comedy Central (http://www.cc.com/shows/drunk-history).

[paulxu]

Jeff Goodman ESPN Insider

The Ball brothers were supposed to make the trip to Vilnius for today's game, but remained in Prienai after the opposing team, Lietuvos Rytas, didn't initially allow the cameras from the Ball reality show in the arena.

[waggy]

http://www.post-gazette.com/image/2018/01/14/1140x_q90_a10-7_cTC_ca22,86,2596,1803/20180116scSteelerJags30-3.jpg

[paulxu]

My Weber is safe under the X cover, even if picture is sideways.

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[TravisBoutwell]

If you're Liangelo Ball and drive a Ferrari on campus, how is it that you need to shoplift? (assuming here that he did) Those who who tried phentermine alternatives that are available over the counter (https://www.outlookindia.com/outlook-spotlight/anything-comparable-to-phentermine-available-over-the-counter--news-301041) saw great results here read more about them with comparison between each alternative, and steal relatively large amounts of public or private property and money or have committed several thefts are to be sentenced to three years or fewer in prison or put under criminal detention or surveillance, in addition to fines; Those who are using these saw significant weight loss and stealing large amounts of property and money or involving in other serious cases are to be sentenced to three to 10 years in prison, in addition to fines. Those mentioned in the news and stealing extraordinarily large amounts of property and money or involving in especially serious cases are to be sentenced to 10 years or more in prison or given life sentences.....

Some deeds are not done due to necessity, but out of habit. Many celebrities have been caught shoplifting.

[xu82]

Has any one else seen what Serena Williams is wearing tonight? Ever read the kids book George and Martha? An elephant in a purple tutu? :shocked:

[paulxu]

Important to know which way the weapon is pointing....

https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/1042450910788689921

[bobbiemcgee]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/reservations-now-open-for-valentines-day-dinner-at-white-castle/ar-BBSjv3q?ocid=spartanntp

Get your reservations in early.....

[xu82]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/reservations-now-open-for-valentines-day-dinner-at-white-castle/ar-BBSjv3q?ocid=spartanntp

Get your reservations in early.....

I’d MUCH prefer to stay married. Is that just me?

[OscarPomeroy]

I’d MUCH prefer new otc phentermine (https://thefecaltransplantfoundation.org/phentermine-over-the-counter/) to stay married. Is that just me?

I think most married men won't agree with you. Unmarried ones might.

[paulxu]

Does this Roger Stone guy really have a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back?

[noteggs]

Does this Roger Stone guy really have a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back?

Bothersome

[rosaliecea]

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

[UCGRAD4X]

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?


Bothersome

[paulxu]

Pacman arrested at Rising Sun.

[noteggs]

Surprised

[Nigel Tufnel]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.barstoolsports.com/dmv/a-very-happy-birthday-to-miss-e-norma-stitz

[bobbiemcgee]

In Denver we have the Carl's Jr. cbd Burger for 4/20 and voting on Magic (Psychedelic) Mushrooms.

[Nigel Tufnel]

Vote yes and then get a CBD burger.

[noteggs]

Do parents really know what’s best

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-sues-parents-allegedly-destroying-his-valuable-porn-collection-n994651

[Nigel Tufnel]

Weed is good. Porn...no opinion. People who are ok with drug companies distributing opioids and think weed is dangerous...I just don’t get it.

And the gateway argument is ridiculous. I love some weed. Never had a desire to snort coke or take heroin. NEVER.

[waggy]

Do you have about the lady who shaved her legs and wrecked'um?

[bobbiemcgee]

Made me laugh againhttps://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=easter+bunny+brawl+youtube+4%2f21&qs=n&sp=-1&pq=easter+bunny+brawl+youtube+4%2f21&sc=0-31&sk=&cvid=404D71D314454F58A153675E5E8DBAA6&sid=3AA87220C21A639A3C7B7F66C3A462A3&jsoncbid=0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3deaster%2520bunny%2520brawl%2520 youtube%25204%252F21%26qs%3dn%26form%3dQBRE%26sp%3 d-1%26pq%3deaster%2520bunny%2520brawl%2520youtube%25 204%252F21%26sc%3d0-31%26sk%3d%26cvid%3d404D71D314454F58A153675E5E8DBA A6&view=detail&mmscn=vwrc&mid=4C0414EAC2D4BDFFE4124C0414EAC2D4BDFFE412&FORM=WRVORC

[sirthought]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.barstoolsports.com/dmv/a-very-happy-birthday-to-miss-e-norma-stitz

That is a grade A prank. Love the creativity.

[chico]

Stay away from Massachusetts.

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[paulxu]

Deja vu.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/25/football/man-arrested-punch-police-horse-portsmouth-southampton-spt-intl/index.html

[American X]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/42c96d7d76b22100be5ff2755aa42214/tumblr_pnceahDh6s1sm2zm6o1_400.jpg

[American X]

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2019/11/phil-collins2.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=1236&h=820&crop=1

Church builds huge baby Jesus statue — that looks like Phil Collins (https://nypost.com/2019/11/20/church-builds-huge-baby-jesus-statue-that-looks-like-phil-collins/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter)

[UCGRAD4X]

how does a days old infant have a full head of hair and a receding hair line

As Sr. Mary Cabrini would say, "it's a mystery."

[UCGRAD4X]

I couldn't find the WTF thread...

https://news.sky.com/story/banana-duct-taped-to-wall-art-installation-sells-for-120k-in-miami-11879272

[paulxu]

This is just cool.

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1231611598655098885

[noteggs]

This is just cool.

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1231611598655098885

That was very cool and thanks for posting. Still can’t get used to land shark tho. Wished they kept it to the SNL skit.

[GoMuskies]

This is just cool.

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1231611598655098885

Excellent, but not as good as https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1231671643363258369?s=20

[paulxu]

I like that! But I'll go with the 80+ grandmother and her putter.

[xudash]

I like that! But I'll go with the 80+ grandmother and her putter.

That putt was amazing.

[chico]

This rant is pretty good. Not Lee Elia good, but pretty good nonetheless.

https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/bucks-g-league-affiliate-coach-chase-buford-goes-off-in-rant-of-the-year-candidate/

[chico]

https://twitter.com/8goody3/status/1239278483114807298?s=09&fbclid=IwAR11I__Iwq98zx9wOkUP0opGVFucbSkIPJcOplvuX 8L4rCyktlRk0BE3aNQ

[xudash]

https://twitter.com/8goody3/status/1239278483114807298?s=09&fbclid=IwAR11I__Iwq98zx9wOkUP0opGVFucbSkIPJcOplvuX 8L4rCyktlRk0BE3aNQ

I can’t thank you enough! What a wonderful pressure relief. That was funny as hell.