Hilarious Court Transcript Excerpts.

[xubrew]

These cracked me up.....

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=821_1366852700

[xudash]

I love that stuff.

You just have to stay focused on the hilarity of it all and not dwell on the fact that these people are running around with us on the same rock.

...

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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[Jumpy]

What I see in most of those quotes are not necessarily stupid lawyers, but lazy lawyers. You can tell they had scripted questions and aren't paying attention to the answers. Just running down the list.