Where in the hell is ATL Muskie?

[nuts4xu]

Did he fall down a hole or something?

[Masterofreality]

Well, he would now be called Music City Muskie since he and his family relocated for career purposes.

Dude's on Facebook. Gotta get him back on here. He's a contributor.

[BBC 08]

So he's in my city now. I run this town, guess I better find him and welcome him.

[American X]

Why do you think Osama Bin Laden is dead, Somalian piracy has stopped, and that asteroid avoided hitting the earth?

[Kahns Krazy]

Rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated.

I heard he gave XHoops up for lent, and didn't get the He Is Risen memo.

I also heard that he's undercover with John Stossel trying to trap internet chat room pervs. He makes a convincing 16 year old girl.

He is of course still recovering from his stint as an engine maintenance technician for Carnival Cruise lines.

[Kahns Krazy]

I recently read on Drudge that he has been recruited to fit dirty bombs to North Korea's long range missiles.

[GoMuskies]

Don't we have to kill him? I mean, you aren't supposed to be able to get out of the X Hoops gang alive.

[Masterofreality]

He's now working backstage at the Grand Ole Opry and trying to get Jack White a gig there.

That and rubbing up goalie sticks for the Nashville Predators.

[DC Muskie]

Tel Aviv Muskie owes me $20. ATL knows how to reach him.

Never forget.

[Kahns Krazy]

Last I heard he was heading up a group of investment banks in New York that want to buy Cincinnati parking meter revenue.

[paulxu]

I think he changed his name to Nshv Muskie.

[X-band '01]

He's big time since he showed up in Xavier Magazine recently.

[UCGRAD4X]

I heard he's in the running for the Rutgers job after he turned down MN...after he leaked the footage of Rice.

[MADXSTER]

In DC's trunk. Only way he could get a chick.

[xeus]

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw ATL pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

[X-band '01]

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw ATL pass out at Flying J last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Thank you Xeus.