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[ATL Muskie]

http://www.msnsportsnet.com/content/Huggins-Mountaineer.jpg

"Ya know, the last time I saw something so furry and hillbilly, I was in the back seat of my rented Lexus with Jeff Ruby's old lady."

[X-band '01]

Rich Rodriguez was such a slimeball; it's great to be next to a man of integrity and family values.

-Paul "That's not my" Daugherty

[PM Thor]

One of these guys is outdated, over the hill, and hasn't been relevant in this century, and it ain't the guy wearing the racoon hat.

[xeus]

That's her up there in the red dress. Remember, one clean shot.

[XUB]

Squeal like a pig boy.

[Fred Garvin]

Skillet's gone country.

[blobfan]

That's her up there in the red dress. Remember, one clean shot.

Sounds like a winner to me!

[Stonebreaker]

That's right......you wear the mascot getup, and I'll be a furrie. Let's get drunk and crazy!

[Michigan Muskie]

Bob: Do I know you...?
Mountaineer: Yeah, man, we're related!
Bob: Uh, I don't think so.
Mountaineer: Dude......
Bob: Ah, right. West Virginia.
Mountaineer: Welcome home, Uncle Cousin Bob.
Bob: I can't be your uncle and your cousin.
Mountaineer: Dude.......
Bob: Ah, right.

[pickledpigsfeet]

Bob, how would you like to clean my musket?

[XUglow]

Hmmm... beard and chest hair... probably a man, but I am going to give him a little pinch anyway.

[vee4xu]

"That hat would have gone great with the canary yellow Deveroes suit I wore in the game against UC last year. Not to mention how well that hooch in your leather pouch would have gone that night. Or any night, for that matter."

[wkrq59]

If you hang out with guys wearing a Mountaineer costume, you must be a Redneck:cool:

[Smails]

"Hey Red, I'd like to get that outfit for my wife. Do they sell them at Lane Bryant?"

[Emp]

Is there a Lady Mountaineer, son?

[Smooth]

Hmm.....you say puke just washes right off of that suit?

[bourbonman]

Boy, please tell me I have pretty lips!

[mlcspinner]

Is yours really as big as your gun? I'll see you tonight

[Xaveriana]

http://www.msnsportsnet.com/content/Huggins-Mountaineer.jpg

X Lounge Material...

Huggins: "Hey your arse is much tighter than Nancy Zimpher's. Let me get my yellow suit and we can head to The Dock for some cocktails." :eek:

[Xman95]

http://www.msnsportsnet.com/content/Huggins-Mountaineer.jpg

Can you guess which one is the designated driver?

[Xman95]

Or...

Huggins (touching the moutaineer's face): You're a *burp* pretty lady, but *burp* you've got a really high v@gin@.

[Xman95]

Or...

Honey, we were REALLY cleaning the musket.

[Cheesehead]

Hey, do you work the Notre Dame games too? Anyway, (while swaying) I left my drink around here somewhere.

[ATL Muskie]

http://www.msnsportsnet.com/content/Huggins-Mountaineer.jpg
http://zeeman.ehc.edu/envs/Hopp/jabba.jpg

[XUglow]

http://www.msnsportsnet.com/content/Huggins-Mountaineer.jpg

Sheesh. I ask where you can get a little powder around this town, and they send me this clown.

[payday]

Gee, Huggs, you sure got a pretty mouth...can you say SOOOEEEY?