Masterofreality
04-10-2012, 07:28 PM
Ok. The Mods may flog me for not putting this under the Coaching Carousel thread, but Miami is a rival.........isn't it?
Anyway. The Redskins.....errrrr.....RedHAWKS hired John Cooper today. No not the John Cooper who is so loved and revered at Oh-ho-ho State, but the John Cooper who had a 43-52 record at Tennessee State.
Yeah. THAT's the kind of guy that will cause the Millett Mausoleum to turn to Millett Mania.
Here's what Coach Cooper had to say at his Press Conference:
“I feel honored and I’m gracious for the opportunity,” said Cooper, 43, as his father, John, and step-mother, Milly, looked on. “I stand before you because I believe this place can be special.
Yes. You're gracious for the opportunity. Sounds about right.
And you stand before all because you believe that the place can be special. Wow. Any more cliches you want to use other than the "special place" one? Oh, you did. The "right way" cliche. Yep. Used that one too.
And this guy was allegedly a former Rhodes Scholar candidate. Are we sure that he was not a "Road's Scholar?"
Well done Miami. How very MAC of you. (Mediocre And Common)
Anyway. The Redskins.....errrrr.....RedHAWKS hired John Cooper today. No not the John Cooper who is so loved and revered at Oh-ho-ho State, but the John Cooper who had a 43-52 record at Tennessee State.
Yeah. THAT's the kind of guy that will cause the Millett Mausoleum to turn to Millett Mania.
Here's what Coach Cooper had to say at his Press Conference:
“I feel honored and I’m gracious for the opportunity,” said Cooper, 43, as his father, John, and step-mother, Milly, looked on. “I stand before you because I believe this place can be special.
Yes. You're gracious for the opportunity. Sounds about right.
And you stand before all because you believe that the place can be special. Wow. Any more cliches you want to use other than the "special place" one? Oh, you did. The "right way" cliche. Yep. Used that one too.
And this guy was allegedly a former Rhodes Scholar candidate. Are we sure that he was not a "Road's Scholar?"
Well done Miami. How very MAC of you. (Mediocre And Common)