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ballyhoohoo
10-20-2011, 09:25 AM
As the season is upon us I thought why not have one more fun thread. A friend and I were talking last night about the porno name formula. Using first pet and street you grew up on, I present to you:
First pet: Rambo
Street name: FivePoints
Rambo FivePoints
What are yours? Reps for good ones.
muskiefan82
10-20-2011, 09:28 AM
Duke Stanhope
THRILLHOUSE
10-20-2011, 09:36 AM
Raphael Linwood
Smails
10-20-2011, 09:38 AM
Hogan Stonewood
rove02
10-20-2011, 09:38 AM
First pet: Regis
Street: Kelly Dr.
Regis Kelly
Jumpy
10-20-2011, 09:42 AM
Biscuits Montoro.
Porkopolis
10-20-2011, 09:43 AM
Tommy Highland
XUglow
10-20-2011, 09:48 AM
Here are my first 3 pet and street name combos...
Duke Hillcrest
Red Hawthorne
Bridget Monceau
Kahns Krazy
10-20-2011, 09:49 AM
First pet: Regis
Street: Kelly Dr.
Regis Kelly
You had a pet named Regis? How did that happen?
I'm an amateur gay porn actor: Scooter Perkins.
American X
10-20-2011, 09:53 AM
Max Woodland
Ledgewood
10-20-2011, 09:53 AM
Ray Chase
*I always heard that it was your middle name and your street name. That gives me Philip, which is apropos for porn.
Pete Delkus
10-20-2011, 09:57 AM
Hono Mercedes
outsideobserver11
10-20-2011, 10:35 AM
Piggy Ashcreek
Titanxman04
10-20-2011, 10:38 AM
Cocoa Pastuer (I win)
xudash
10-20-2011, 10:40 AM
Greta Lincoln (I lose)
What a great thread!
ballyhoohoo
10-20-2011, 10:45 AM
Cocoa Pastuer (I win)
You win, for the woman's name category! I like to think Rambo FivePoints is tough to beat.
muskienick
10-20-2011, 10:45 AM
Zoe Hill (great for a girl, but I'm male!).
XUdenver
10-20-2011, 10:46 AM
Interesting thread.
Butkus Alcott
Muskied
10-20-2011, 10:54 AM
Hogan Stonewood
Mine is Lilly Park...I wanted a male dog.
Also think that anything with wood in the name is automatic rep.
SM#24
10-20-2011, 10:58 AM
Whiskers Turquoise
Boots Candlewood
waggy
10-20-2011, 11:18 AM
Hammy Hagawa
pizza delivery
10-20-2011, 11:23 AM
Tubs Poplar
Porn comes in all shapes.
GoMuskies
10-20-2011, 11:24 AM
*I always heard that it was your middle name and your street name. That gives me Philip, which is apropos for porn.
Never had a pet, so I'll go with the middle name route: Lee Royalwood
XUglow
10-20-2011, 11:30 AM
Here are my first 3 pet and street name combos...
Duke Hillcrest
Red Hawthorne
Bridget Monceau
My dad just dropped by my office. I didn't mention porn names, but we did talk about pets and places I lived.
Strawberry came before Duke, so it would be Strawberry Hillcrest.
Astro came before Bridget, so it would be Astro Monceau... for a nice rhyming name.
XU05and07
10-20-2011, 11:51 AM
Slugger Bates
bobbiemcgee
10-20-2011, 11:52 AM
Mama Tucker:D
paulxu
10-20-2011, 11:53 AM
Speckles Brookfield.
OK, my brothers named the stupid dog.
But I got to say...there are some weird pet names in this thread.
MHettel
10-20-2011, 11:56 AM
Stumpy Verwood
bobbiemcgee
10-20-2011, 11:58 AM
Frontboob Haircut
Tardy Turtle
10-20-2011, 12:03 PM
Tardy Turtle
pimpinthebox
10-20-2011, 12:36 PM
Benji Mulhauser
Masterofreality
10-20-2011, 12:43 PM
Boots Shady
Skipper Lorna
CJ Inglewood
Think I'd probably use #3...or just co-opt "Peter North"
Michigan Muskie
10-20-2011, 12:50 PM
Tipsy Old Barn
Yeah, no one would watch that.
94GRAD
10-20-2011, 01:40 PM
JC Louisiana
Muskie91
10-20-2011, 01:41 PM
Max Jonrose
muskiefan82
10-20-2011, 01:45 PM
Apparently, when I was little (before I can remember) we had a different dog. That would make my name:
Peanut Ferguson.
GreatWhiteNorth
10-20-2011, 02:02 PM
Pat Holly
Swine Grandview
Titanxman04
10-20-2011, 02:09 PM
You win, for the woman's name category! I like to think Rambo FivePoints is tough to beat.
It's more of a French porn name, which means I win. The French don't do too terribly much, but sex always seemed to be a specialty.
Slugger Bates
And then I stand corrected. We have our winner.
Titanxman04
10-20-2011, 02:11 PM
Does anyone else ponder the idea of naming their child's first dog "Longdick" or "Boob-slapper" and hope to live on an appropriately named street as well?
The thought crossed my mind just now.
ballyhoohoo
10-20-2011, 02:25 PM
Does anyone else ponder the idea of naming their child's first dog "Longdick" or "Boob-slapper" and hope to live on an appropriately named street as well?
The thought crossed my mind just now.
I was wondering if anyone grew up on head street with a dog named Maurice.
Muskie in dayton
10-20-2011, 02:31 PM
Sam Meyers
My wife's is Mandy Comstock. That's HOT
LadyMuskie
10-20-2011, 02:34 PM
Candy Mignon
paulxu
10-20-2011, 02:42 PM
Candy Mignon
Medium rare.
xudash
10-20-2011, 02:44 PM
Medium rare.
Ah yes, where does this thread go from here................
Pluto
10-20-2011, 02:45 PM
Got two dogs at the same time.
Pepper Moon
Dusty Moon
muckem muckem
10-20-2011, 03:18 PM
Brewser Blackthorn
Muskie91
10-20-2011, 03:48 PM
Brewser Blackthorn
Great cowboy name!
XULucho27
10-20-2011, 03:49 PM
Diego San Gerónimo
You'll find my films under the "latin" category.
You'll find my films under the "latin" category.
Ha!
SixFig
10-20-2011, 04:18 PM
Xavier's Entry:
D'artagnon Victory
Blue Blog Dana
Muskied
10-20-2011, 04:39 PM
Diego San Gerónimo
You'll find my films under the "latin" category.
and for those of you that dont speak spanish...that means...Big Geronimo
MuskieMAN5
10-20-2011, 04:48 PM
Caddilac Hunley
awayfan
10-20-2011, 06:02 PM
Rusty Sunset
delynn10
10-20-2011, 08:59 PM
Friendly Ivanhoe
Masterofreality
10-20-2011, 09:06 PM
If this were for my kids it would be
Glum Aberdeen.
No. That does not work.
Kahns Krazy
10-20-2011, 09:31 PM
Tipsy Old Barn
Yeah, no one would watch that.
Winner of the best worst name.
BlueGuy
10-20-2011, 10:32 PM
Mercedes George
Kahns Krazy
10-21-2011, 08:13 AM
Jake Rimrock
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
Candy Mignon
Niiiiice. The finest of all meats combined with the sweetest of all treats. I sort of can't believe there isn't an acutal porn actress with this name.
Friendly Ivanhoe
You had a pet named Friendly?
sgarcia
10-21-2011, 09:43 AM
Tobias Woodbury
xu2006
10-21-2011, 09:59 AM
Oreo Sevy
Snipe
10-21-2011, 10:59 AM
Dragon Werk
I think he would be a great German underworld character. He used to pal around with Kaiser Soze (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgkBpWc8ngI).
JimmyTwoTimes37
10-21-2011, 11:02 AM
Mickey Victory
Not bad
Fam93
10-21-2011, 12:05 PM
I have done this before using the first pet and street name and mine always makes me laugh.
Muffin Chenault
waggy
10-21-2011, 12:41 PM
Muffin Chenault
I'd hit that.
Cheesehead
10-21-2011, 12:41 PM
When we got our dog 7 years ago, my daughter was 5 years old and she named her Mystical Bones.
True Story. Luckily, I convinced her to go with "Misty"
xavierdude
10-21-2011, 03:49 PM
Yeah, our poor gerbel, Harry. Biting an electrical cord was not a good thing for you.
Harry Section
Porkopolis
10-21-2011, 03:53 PM
Harry Section
Oh, that is the best one yet. Reps to you.
Smooth
10-21-2011, 06:53 PM
Brownie Richard.
jhelmes37
10-21-2011, 10:38 PM
Rusty Sunset
Ah, yes, I love ending my day with a nice Rusty Sunset......
XUglow
10-25-2011, 11:55 AM
Got two dogs at the same time.
Pepper Moon
Dusty Moon
Twins? That might be worth watching.
mohr5150
10-25-2011, 07:34 PM
Smokey Pleasant
rove02
10-26-2011, 01:47 AM
You had a pet named Regis? How did that happen?
I'm an amateur gay porn actor: Scooter Perkins.
Not really sure, I was young. We found a cat and my mom named him Regis, maybe because she liked Regis and Cathy.
I had forgotten that we had a dog before I could remember her. So really mine should have been:
Kelsey Kelly
bjf123
10-26-2011, 06:50 AM
Skipper Northpoint.
Red Northpoint (my second dog. Much better name)
payday
10-26-2011, 08:53 AM
Ginger Lookout.
Kahns Krazy
10-26-2011, 09:32 AM
Ah, yes, I love ending my day with a nice Rusty Sunset......
That sounds like it should be a move along the lines of the Dirty Sanchez
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