Newly Employed

[Titanxman04]

Yep. I was just offered a position within the company I already work for, moving from lowly peon to actual management! I am incredibly excited and for those who were supportive of my job search (MOR, Drews Crew, JimmyTwoTimes, etc...), I truly appreciate it!

Cheers mates.

Only sad thing is that I am going to have to relocate to Lexington...though, there's a pretty lady waiting for me, so I guess the only bad part about that is that I'll be far from Cintas.

[GoMuskies]

the only bad part about that is that I'll be far from Cintas.

and near a bunch of UK fans.

Congrats anyway.

[bobbiemcgee]

Congrats and good luck. :D

[Porkopolis]

and near a bunch of UK fans.

Congrats anyway.

But also far away from UC and Dayton fans.

Congrats!

[Kahns Krazy]

Drinks on Titanman. See you there!

[JimmyTwoTimes37]

Congrats man!

[Titanxman04]

Drinks on Titanman. See you there!

The girlfriend said that everyone owes me a drink? I like her idea more than yours. Though, more often than not, I hate your ideas. :D

Thanks all.

[Masterofreality]

Congrats.

Question. Can the Beard stay or will it be a victim of commerce?

If it has to go, I say "Take a stand for your principles, mate". Turn the F'ing job down!!:rolleyes:

[Benxman]

Congratulations XUFan09. Good luck in the transition and don't be a stranger. I like your input.
GO XUFAN09
&
GO MUSKIES!

[GoMuskies]

Congratulations XUFan09.

Did XUFan09 get a new job, too?

[Titanxman04]

Congratulations XUFan09. Good luck in the transition and don't be a stranger. I like your input.
GO XUFAN09
&
GO MUSKIES!

Please don't hijack my own threads celebrating the good things that happen to me with good news about other posters. This is about me. All about me. Titanxman04 and no one else (Beard included). Ass. :D


What did XUFAN09 do anyways?

[xuab]

Sorry Titan...I'm going to hone in too. I got offered a promotion at work today!

Good news all around XH today!

[waggy]

Congrats uxab!!

[bobbiemcgee]

Congrats uxab!!

huh?

[MADXSTER]

Congrats!!

[waggy]

huh?

Sorry boobie.

[May]

Congrats!!!

[Strange Brew]

Congrats Titan. I'm sure you covered this before accepting but are beards smiled upon in your new establishment?

[paulxu]

Wags should have xuab enter all his posts.

[wkrq59]

Congrats Titanx, AB, and any others who have such good news in these times. Others aren't so fortunate, but hard work and all that comes with it are responsible not luck. Again congratulations. Go Muskies.
:logo::shield::sword:

[DC Muskie]

Congrats! I too just started a new job after a four month sabbatical. Trust me what I went through this past summer is something I hope no one else goes through.

So beers to people who have jobs!

[Titanxman04]

Actually, the family of Titans continue to have good news. My mother was released from her job due to the school system not wanting to pay her her salary anymore. Jerks.

Yesterday she was offered a position that would be part time but pay pretty well. Shes incredibly excited and is exactly what she wants.

Congrats to everyone.

[Michigan Muskie]

I heart personal success stories. (And I feel your pain DC.) Cheers to the good news - and cheers to those hoping for good news...!

[XULucho27]

Congrats Titan. I always knew you were borderline employable. A couple of tips:

Your first day, storm into your bosses' office and demand a raise. Bosses are always looking for employees who take initiative.

If they deny your demand for a pay raise, mercilessly insult your superior's family and/or religious beliefs. Upper management usually has a keen eye for spotting employees who stand for what they believe in.

Congrats big guy! I also agree with MOR, don't shave the beard, no matter what!

[nuts4xu]

Sorry Titan...I'm going to hone in too. I got offered a promotion at work today!

Good news all around XH today!

If this promotion will gobble up your time during the Chris Mack Show, I am going to need to speak with your new boss....

He/She needs to understand the value you have here on the board.

Nice work, hope it works out well for you!

[nuts4xu]

Yep. I was just offered a position within the company I already work for, moving from lowly peon to actual management!

I feel for the people you get to manage. May God have mercy on their souls.

Long live the Beard!

[Titanxman04]

Congrats Titan. I always knew you were borderline employable. A couple of tips:

Your first day, storm into your bosses' office and demand a raise. Bosses are always looking for employees who take initiative.

If they deny your demand for a pay raise, mercilessly insult your superior's family and/or religious beliefs. Upper management usually has a keen eye for spotting employees who stand for what they believe in.

Congrats big guy! I also agree with MOR, don't shave the beard, no matter what!

See, I knew that you were worth something. If I get fired for anything, you think you could represent me to sue said company for all it's worth? Figured I could cut you in a bit. :D


I feel for the people you get to manage. May God have mercy on their souls.

Long live the Beard!

Two of my friends there want to transfer to my new location. I had to laugh and inform them as much fun as that would be, they'd still have to do what I told them without MUCH complaint.

They have thus rescinded their requests.

[bobbiemcgee]

See, I knew that you were worth something. If I get fired for anything, you think you could represent me to sue said company for all it's worth? Figured I could cut you in a bit. :D
Two of my friends there want to transfer to my new location. I had to laugh and inform them as much fun as that would be, they'd still have to do what I told them without MUCH complaint.
They have thus rescinded their requests.

Can't trust them damn pole dancers.

[Cheesehead]

I have to chime in. After over 11 years of dealing with adult felons, I will be leaving my county probation officer job and will be heading for the private sector for a lot more money, better hours, and no more GD ties. Looking forward to a new chapter and a check that actually seems about right.

[Kahns Krazy]

Actually, the family of Titans continue to have good news. My mother was released from her job due to the school system not wanting to pay her her salary anymore. Jerks.

Yesterday she was offered a position that would be part time but pay pretty well. Shes incredibly excited and is exactly what she wants.

Congrats to everyone.

Titan has balls of steel. Who in their right mind would post on this board about their mom getting a job? That one is just teed up too high to hit.

I'm hoping this thread is a sign of a rebounding economy. Promotions all around, I say!

[Titanxman04]

From what everyone says of my mother, it seems everyone has taken her out for a nice seafood dinner...only to never her call her back again.

Except for you, Kahn's. You so ugly, even my mother turned you down. ZING!

For the record, Mama Titan is a saint. A saint, I tell ya.

[X-band '01]

I can't help but think of the following exchange from American Pie:

(2 girls kissing one another): "Eww - that's how you'd kiss your mother."

Stifler (looking in Finch's direction): "Don't you say anything"