Things NOT to do

[XU-PA]

Just want to pass along my experience.

Never put your email address in an add on Craigslist.
Though the spams I get are funny.
So far
1)Toure Ibrahim ,the Head of file Department in African development bank. He has $15 million for me
2)Stephen Yang, Manager of Claims Department with Allied Irish Bank. $9.7 million
3)Ritter Associates, Wants me to be a mystery shopper My first assignment will be to perform a survey on a prominent company in your area. I get a $2000 check, cash it and send back $1700 via Western union.
4)Angela.Willams I need a professional Householder. I will clean houses for her, for $500, but I get a bigger check and send her back the extra.
5)DANNON Co. They too m=want my mystery shopping services, for $500 a week for 3-5 hours work, and they'll direct deposit my $500 checks!

Man, I'm rolling in dough now!!!!

[wkrq59]

PA, all of those requiring you to cash a check and send back the rest are scams. The checks you cash are worthless. Been hundreds of complaints about those scams to Ohio Attorney General. Bad, bad people.:eek:

[PMI]

Never take a head coach of any kind's word as gospel. Every person who does it ends up getting burned. Just look at actions.

[XU 87]

Never take a picture of your crotch and that can be sent via Twitter.

If you get caught doing the above, never state in an interview that you can't say with "certitude" that it's your crotch.

And then when a reporter comes to your office to interview you about the above, never call the police on the reporter.

[paulxu]

Never be alone with the videographer of your campaign.

[Kahns Krazy]

Don't eat at Skyline the same day you're going to ask your potential future father-in-law's permission to marry his daughter.

[gladdenguy]

Don't have sexual relations with a 29 year old who claims they are a virgin but will sleep with you despite knowing you for 15 minutes from 1:45 am to 2:00am......trust me.
Ok, you can do it.........but make sure you hit up the clinic in about a month.

[94GRAD]

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that ol' Lone Ranger
You don't mess around with Jim.

[Smails]

Don't ever ask a cop why in the hell he is running radar @ 5:15 during rush hour on 71N just below Smith Edwards..

A non-front license plate ticket was mysteriously added to my speeding ticket after I lipped off.

[bigdiggins]

Tell your brother you're a spiteful bitch before killing your daughter and leaving the rotting body in your pontiac sunfire until your mom comments about the smell when she is trying to figure out why the nanny not returning your child for a few weeks has not concerned you.

[bigdiggins]

Pick up strippers who saw you on dateline through your web-site after drowning your wife.

[bigdiggins]

Accept a scholarship to Dayton for mens BB and expect to play in the NCAA tournament.

[bigdiggins]

Read a thread started by Fred Garvin 2.0

[bobbiemcgee]

Tell your brother you're a spiteful bitch before killing your daughter and leaving the rotting body in your pontiac sunfire until your mom comments about the smell when she is trying to figure out why the nanny not returning your child for a few weeks has not concerned you.


Pick up strippers who saw you on dateline through your web-site after drowning your wife.

I would have to say the all time LYING record has been broken by Casey Anthony. Widmer lying was mere childsplay. She has made up a HUGE imaginary cast of players who all lie. Then, after 3 yrs. of this shit, she sez her old man abused her and her brother once tried to grab her boob. She has lied for 8-16 hrs. a day many, many times for YEARS. It's really unbelievable.

[SixFig]

She has lied for 8-16 hrs. a day many, many times for YEARS. It's really unbelievable.

It's called being a woman.



Kidding....kidding...don't throw that shoe at me I'm kidding

[XU-PA]

She has lied for 8-16 hrs. a day many, many times for YEARS. It's really unbelievable.

She should run for Governor down there, or here in Maine!

[Smooth]

It's called being a woman.



Kidding....kidding...don't throw that shoe at me I'm kidding

You had better grab a flower pot to throw back, just in case.