Flyers get recruit from China

[Xman95]

Looking to get away from a land that allows melons to explode, Dayton's newest recruit is looking for a place that will show melons the love and tenderness they deserve. He may have gone to a prep school because he looks a little older. But it seems like he'll fit right in:

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