DC Muskie needs a Date

[MADXSTER]

If you could set up DC Muskie with any chick, who would it be?

Maybe

http://www.iphonesavior.com/images/2008/08/16/horse_face_sarah_jessica_pa.jpg

[paulxu]

http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/demotivational/90_just-kidding.gif

[bobbiemcgee]

http://mimg.ugo.com/200811/15557/aileen-wuornos.jpg

[Juice]

http://mimg.ugo.com/200811/15557/aileen-wuornos.jpg

As long as she doesn't bring that thing into a bar with her.....

[DC Muskie]

I had Sarajessicaparker and penelopecruz in the exacta box and lost a ton.

[MADXSTER]

http://staff-look-a-likes.synthasite.com/resources/Misery-Kathy-Bates_l.jpg

[Jumpy]

If you could set up DC Muskie with any chick, who would it be?

Maybe

http://www.iphonesavior.com/images/2008/08/16/horse_face_sarah_jessica_pa.jpg

Why are Sarah Jessica Parker and Shannon Sharpe being shown side by side?

[Jumpy]

http://withfriendship.com/images/h/39515/john-and-lorena-bobbit-jokes.jpg

[X-band '01]

Other than looks, what has Sarah Jessica Parker ever done to piss people off? I've never understood why she's the figurehead of people looking like they'll be in the Preakness come Saturday.

[XUglow]

Question of the day... Which is longer?

A) Time Ochocinco can ride a bull.
2) Time is takes a woman to decide she isn't going out with DC.

[waggy]

B1

[bobbiemcgee]

Question of the day... Which is longer?

A) Time Ochocinco can ride a bull.
2) Time is takes a woman to decide she isn't going out with DC.

A Rick Pitino date.

[Masterofreality]

Rosie Palm.

Just kidding, I really mean:

http://www.mostwantedhoes.com/images/kowalsky-sm.jpg
Corinna Kowalsky, a German call girl, is most wanted for Burglary in Los Angeles, California. Kowalsky, is an illegal alien from Germany, a real prostitute who befriended a john and then later burglarized his residence.

Sounds right down DC's alley. Imagine what happens in the afterglow....

[X-band '01]

Question of the day... Which is longer?

A) Time Ochocinco can ride a bull.
2) Time it takes a woman to decide she isn't going out with DC.
3) Time it takes a woman to laugh, point a finger and say that she isn't going out with X-band '01.

Finished that for you Glow.

[xeus]

According to this article, DC Muskie actually has a "roommate" who takes care of him.

DC and Sandra watching the XU-Miami game (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/may/17/senator-questions-benefits-to-adult-baby/)

http://media.washtimes.com/media/image/2011/05/17/20110517-213506-pic-495676193_s640x346.jpg?a2c55eb2a7d2dc3c9d6e67bbb28 b12b98c1246c0

[Blueblob4life]

I'm sure I'm about to open the flood gate on myself, but after getting told via a text message by a girl that we should "just be friends", I think DC will have a much easier time getting a date than me.

Yeah, I just threw myself under the bus............

[GoMuskies]

The guy in the picture actually does have at least one good idea:

“You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food. Try it. See how serious I am. I don’t care,” the California man said. “I have no problem killing myself. Take away the last thing keeping me here, and see what happens. Next time you see me on the news, it will be me in a body bag.”

[XUglow]

The guy in the picture actually does have at least one good idea:

“You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food. Try it. See how serious I am. I don’t care,” the California man said. “I have no problem killing myself. Take away the last thing keeping me here, and see what happens. Next time you see me on the news, it will be me in a body bag.”

That quote is shocking... just shocking. I had no idea they made body bags that big.

[blobfan]

How desperate must that woman be to agree to nurse someone like that. It just goes to prove some people will do anything for a paycheck.