JimmyTwoTimes37
04-11-2011, 11:57 PM
Can you name the posters 1-12?
Poster 1: So what do you guys think of Edison Volquez so far?
Poster 2: That is such an open ended question. What do we think of him as a person? As a movie critic? As a bowler? As a Salsa Dancer?
Poster 3: As I get older, I have noticed more and more things moving fast but not passing me - by like an Edison Volquez fastball. His lack of control in the 1st inning is only rivaled by the politicians we elect today. In this game of unbridled fear, especially towards those testosterone enhanced behemoths, it takes courage to walk every game to crossroads of the the infield; marching onward past the infield grass moat to the castle we amorously call "The Pitchers mound." Yet that very same mound is not as kind to young Edison as it is to us - especially in the early part of games. The mound is like Jerry Seinfeld himself is watching Volquez closely, obsessing over him and constantly nagging and nitpicking every little thing the Dominican Sensation does wrong. "Don't throw across your body." "Wipe your fingers off on your shirt". "Don't pick your nose". "That's way too much gum." "Cut your hair." "And you wanna be my latex salesman?". No amount of mental preparation is enough to counter. His heart beats. A bead of sweat drips down his round face and into the corner of his eye causing it to burn. The smell of the uncertainty files through the air hitting Edison at the mound like a punch to the face. He takes a deep breath. Winds up. "That's beyond B.O. That's BBO". He motions towards the mound and releases...
Poster 4: Wrong. Edison is a Friend's fan. Thanks!
Poster 2: Hey idiot. It's Edinson. He's not Thomas Edison. Loooooohoooooooser
Poster 4: Nope. Nice try. Sorry.
(Poster 5: negative reps Poster 2 without commenting)
Poster 6: I went to the Reds game last week. I got on TV with my "Rep me XavierHoops sign"
Poster 7: I think I saw you on TV next to DrewsCrews. I can't escape him. I see him at home and now he's on the TV. He keeps popping up over and over again like the Jersey Shore cast's herpes.
Poster 6: Yes. He was there. He bet me that the Brewers would sweep the Reds.
Poster 8: Speaking of bets, its that time of year to participate in my betting pool of all the major sports.
Poster 9: Should I make a tournament bracket?
Poster 8: I don't know if that's necessary.
Poster 10: 4-11-11
Poster 9 says to Poster 8 - Should I make a tournament bracket?
Poster 8 responds - I don't know if that's necessary.
Poster 1: I just can't win with you guys can I I HATE DAYTON
Poster 11: Guys, lets stay on topic or else I will have to close this thread. And stop with the personal insults and drive by negative repping
Poster 12: This is 100% Poster 12 asking for the LOUDEST game ever in the history of the GABP this coming week. You say NO students. I say NO excuse. We need our fans to be a TRUE 12th man this Sunday at 1pm. The Reds need you early. The Reds need you loud. If you're just going to come to the game to watch, give your tickets up. Heck, you can WATCH from home. I want our stadium rocking!! Calling all PARTICIPANTS. This isn't a marketing ploy. This is your....
Poster 4 : The reds do not need us early. Sorry.
Poster 11: Why don't you take a break Poster 4. This thread is now closed.
Poster 1: So what do you guys think of Edison Volquez so far?
Poster 2: That is such an open ended question. What do we think of him as a person? As a movie critic? As a bowler? As a Salsa Dancer?
Poster 3: As I get older, I have noticed more and more things moving fast but not passing me - by like an Edison Volquez fastball. His lack of control in the 1st inning is only rivaled by the politicians we elect today. In this game of unbridled fear, especially towards those testosterone enhanced behemoths, it takes courage to walk every game to crossroads of the the infield; marching onward past the infield grass moat to the castle we amorously call "The Pitchers mound." Yet that very same mound is not as kind to young Edison as it is to us - especially in the early part of games. The mound is like Jerry Seinfeld himself is watching Volquez closely, obsessing over him and constantly nagging and nitpicking every little thing the Dominican Sensation does wrong. "Don't throw across your body." "Wipe your fingers off on your shirt". "Don't pick your nose". "That's way too much gum." "Cut your hair." "And you wanna be my latex salesman?". No amount of mental preparation is enough to counter. His heart beats. A bead of sweat drips down his round face and into the corner of his eye causing it to burn. The smell of the uncertainty files through the air hitting Edison at the mound like a punch to the face. He takes a deep breath. Winds up. "That's beyond B.O. That's BBO". He motions towards the mound and releases...
Poster 4: Wrong. Edison is a Friend's fan. Thanks!
Poster 2: Hey idiot. It's Edinson. He's not Thomas Edison. Loooooohoooooooser
Poster 4: Nope. Nice try. Sorry.
(Poster 5: negative reps Poster 2 without commenting)
Poster 6: I went to the Reds game last week. I got on TV with my "Rep me XavierHoops sign"
Poster 7: I think I saw you on TV next to DrewsCrews. I can't escape him. I see him at home and now he's on the TV. He keeps popping up over and over again like the Jersey Shore cast's herpes.
Poster 6: Yes. He was there. He bet me that the Brewers would sweep the Reds.
Poster 8: Speaking of bets, its that time of year to participate in my betting pool of all the major sports.
Poster 9: Should I make a tournament bracket?
Poster 8: I don't know if that's necessary.
Poster 10: 4-11-11
Poster 9 says to Poster 8 - Should I make a tournament bracket?
Poster 8 responds - I don't know if that's necessary.
Poster 1: I just can't win with you guys can I I HATE DAYTON
Poster 11: Guys, lets stay on topic or else I will have to close this thread. And stop with the personal insults and drive by negative repping
Poster 12: This is 100% Poster 12 asking for the LOUDEST game ever in the history of the GABP this coming week. You say NO students. I say NO excuse. We need our fans to be a TRUE 12th man this Sunday at 1pm. The Reds need you early. The Reds need you loud. If you're just going to come to the game to watch, give your tickets up. Heck, you can WATCH from home. I want our stadium rocking!! Calling all PARTICIPANTS. This isn't a marketing ploy. This is your....
Poster 4 : The reds do not need us early. Sorry.
Poster 11: Why don't you take a break Poster 4. This thread is now closed.