Don't mess with The Jimmer...

[XULucho27]

or at least block your Facebook wall if you do. This is hilarious.

http://dreamcatchermedia.com/jimmered

[Blueblob4life]

Holy F&@(. Wow. that was both hilarious and scary all at once. Both her and the posters are obsessed with the notion of Jimmer. I mean daaaaaaaaamn

[BBC 08]

I hate Jimmer Fredette. Actually, it is better for me to say that I hate the media constantly slobbing on his knob. It's fucking annoying.

[Perma Fro]

I hate Jimmer Fredette. Actually, it is better for me to say that I hate the media constantly slobbing on his knob. It's fucking annoying.

History is littered with the mangled carcasses of caucasian players that probably aren't as good as the slobbering media thinks they are. Let me count the ways...

Luke Harangody
Adam "Cry Like a Little B*tch" Morrison
Tyler Hansbrough
Mike Dunleavy Jr.
JJ Redick
Christian Laettner

I am sure there are a few others, but these were the easiest to pick off.

[DoubleD86]

History is littered with the mangled carcasses of caucasian players that probably aren't as good as the slobbering media thinks they are. Let me count the ways...

Luke Harangody
Adam "Cry Like a Little B*tch" Morrison
Tyler Hansbrough
Mike Dunleavy Jr.
JJ Redick
Christian Laettner

I am sure there are a few others, but these were the easiest to pick off.

This is your list? These guys were great in college, and that is what the media slobbered about. Every one of those guys was one of the top in his position in CBB, and most were one of the tops in the country regardless of position.

Likewise, Jimmer is amazing. There is no reason not to love The Jimmer. I don't know how you could possibly dislike The Jimmer.

[BBC 08]

This is your list? These guys were great in college, and that is what the media slobbered about. Every one of those guys was one of the top in his position in CBB, and most were one of the tops in the country regardless of position.

Likewise, Jimmer is amazing. There is no reason not to love The Jimmer. I don't know how you could possibly dislike The Jimmer.

I just bolded one of the main things I hate. That nickname is terrible. Also, every time it is said, a baby seal gets clubbed to death.

[QueensbridgeMF]

History is littered with the mangled carcasses of caucasian players that probably aren't as good as the slobbering media thinks they are. Let me count the ways...

Luke Harangody
Adam "Cry Like a Little B*tch" Morrison
Tyler Hansbrough
Mike Dunleavy Jr.
JJ Redick
Christian Laettner

I am sure there are a few others, but these were the easiest to pick off.

Reddick has been a better pro than most of the media predicted. He was considered a fantastic NCAA player who wouldn't be able to hang in the NBA. I think he has proven me and much of the media wrong

[CinciX12]

I just bolded one of the main things I hate. That nickname is terrible. Also, every time it is said, a baby seal gets clubbed to death.

Who cares about baby seals? Mormons and THE JIMMER don't!! They'd start up a basketball game with them and beat them into submission and steal their tusks. Do seals have tusks? If not, they are more pointless than I imagined.

[Xavier]

Reddick has been a better pro than most of the media predicted. He was considered a fantastic NCAA player who wouldn't be able to hang in the NBA. I think he has proven me and much of the media wrong

Agreed. Having said that- Jimmer in the NCAA is fine for me to hear I guess, he is good but he isn't Adam Morrison college good.....it makes me mad when people think the kid can play in the NBA, No chance--He will have a great career over seas though.

[PMI]

Agreed. Having said that- Jimmer in the NCAA is fine for me to hear I guess, he is good but he isn't Adam Morrison college good.....it makes me mad when people think the kid can play in the NBA, No chance--He will have a great career over seas though.

I disagree. I do think he's every bit the college player Morrison was. Neither play a lick of defense but Jimmer is an even better offensive player with a quicker release and is less of a douche bag, so I would give him the nod.