Foibles of former SucKS players never ends

[Masterofreality]

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Candy DeepThroat Says Pacers’ Lance Stephenson Didn’t Pay for 3SomePublished On 20 Jan 2011 By Robert Littal.

Candy is back with new allegations about a new ballplayer. Candy Deepthroat is the twitter escort who is known for offering services on twitter for a small fee. She has a beef with rookie Pacers guard Lance Stephenson. Unlike her previous claims against Matt Barnes and Ronny Turiaf, her reasoning for bringing Stephenson to the forefront has nothing to do with breaking up marriages or shopping sprees, it is collections.

You may remember Stephenson as the player who was arrested on assault for pushing the mother of his child, Jasmine Williams, down a flight of stairs.

Miss Deepthroat claims that Stephenson received 3some services, but didn’t pay the agreed upon amount.

If true Stephenson is a pretty slick guy, got the goodies but then ran out on the bill. When you are the 40th pick in the NBA Draft, your contract is not guaranteed, so you have to cut corners when you can.

Here is what Miss Deepthroat says about the arrangement between her and Stephenson:

I was contacted by Lance on New Year’s Eve for an orgy, but I was already book so I had to reschedule. He called later asking for a 3some just for him.

Over the phone we agreed on $2000 for the night, but he only paid half. He claims he spent the majority of the money at the club and he would pay me the rest the next day.

He also promised to get me tickets to whatever game I wanted to go to but changed that up the next day, I haven’t heard from him since. I just want the money that is owed to me.

Miss Deepthroat has provided text messages and a video as evidence to her claims. In the video a man who isn’t seen is escorted to a hotel room where “services” are provided.

Another quality SucKS attendee (http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2011/01/video-candy-deepthroat-says-pacers-lance-stephenson-didnt-pay-for-3some/#more-27831)

[gladdenguy]

all I have to say is wow

[Kahns Krazy]

Hookers are expensive.

[Juice]

I looked at her twitter page after I read that article and it's crazy. She is pretty open about everything on there. I would never mess with a hooker like that, unless I was Patrick Bateman.

[DC Muskie]

Amateur.

[Perma Fro]

The moral of the story: Never piss off a hooker or Charles Oakley when it comes to owed money. You may not like the end result.

[Juice]

The moral of the story: Never piss off a hooker or Charles Oakley when it comes to owed money. You may not like the end result.

or Tony Allen

[Espe]

She has tape.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZoY-JUgvXo&feature=player_embedded#!

[Xpectations]

She has tape.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZoY-JUgvXo&feature=player_embedded#!

Holy s#it!

I guess if Lance's play (or lack thereof) in the NBA doesn't garner headlines, this sure will.

[JimmyTwoTimes37]

Sounds about right.

I'm just surprised he didn't spend as much as Charlie Sheen. Sheen dropped 26k on some porn star hookers in Vegas and then somehow showed up for taping of his show the next day

[XULucho27]

Sounds about right.

I'm just surprised he didn't spend as much as Charlie Sheen. Sheen dropped 26k on some porn star hookers in Vegas and then somehow showed up for taping of his show the next day

That's because Charlie Sheen has work ethic. That's right, Charlie Sheen has a better work ethic than Lance Stephenson. Not surprising really, he is a former SucKS player.

[Smails]

Born ready...my white ass.

Some would say the moral of the story is not to mess with hookers. I say it's don't stiff hookers with twitter accounts.

[MHettel]

Damn. I wish I was better at basketball.

[PMI]

Damn. I wish I was better at basketball.

Softball career hasn't been satisfying enough?

I kid.

[SixFig]

Softball career hasn't been satisfying enough?

I kid.

His batting average of .250 may be nothing much but that .500 on base percentage really brings up his value with the SABRmatricians

[Masterofreality]

His batting average of .250 may be nothing much but that .500 on base percentage really brings up his value with the SABRmatricians

So, did Stephenson bat .333?

[SixFig]

So, did Stephenson bat .333?

Depends on how many swings it took to hit her

*bad taste*

[xsteve1]

Why are these guys even paying for it? There are hookers (groupies) outside of NBA locker rooms every night which doesn't cost a penny.

[SixFig]

Why are these guys even paying for it? There are hookers (groupies) outside of NBA locker rooms every night which doesn't cost a penny.

Well from the look of her tweets, she's had more meat in her mouth than...I don't know what. Either way she has experience and no doubt skill from said experience. A pro's pro. Would you rather have a pro massage or an amateur one? Pro roofbuilder or amateur? Pro pipe cleaner or amateur pipe cleaner?

No doubt Lance had more than enough amateur play from UC groupies

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs070.snc6/168062_567986124378_28702991_32900502_6250346_n.jp g

[Snipe]

She has tape.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZoY-JUgvXo&feature=player_embedded#!


First off I want to say that I have never cheated on my wife. It is one of the few righteous things I have accomplished in life and I would like to keep that with me because overall I am a sinner. Not that I don't have dirty thoughts. I am a man and that is why they call it temptation. If it didn't take some intestinal fortitude and self discipline everyone could toe the line easily. That is why they call it temptation.

For people that do cheat on their wives, I think hookers are probably the best bet. You don't pay hookers for sex, you pay them to leave. Thank you! That is what you are for, now go. I don't want to hear about your problems, yada yada yada...

Getting a hooker also means you aren't cheating within your social circle, which could be devastating to you, your wife and many of your friends (especially the married couple that you are messing with). Given the fact the women are inherently unstable and hormonally unbalanced, and emotional vs. rational when it comes to issues of intimacy, I think having an affair with any woman is a ticking time bomb. For those few seconds of glory you would have a life of regret in which you wait until that bomb goes off. Don't sign me up for that.

But that is just my verbose blather about me, here is the cut to the chase:


She has tape.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZoY-JUgvXo&feature=player_embedded#!

Let's say you do want to cheat. Let's say you do go ahead and get a hooker. What happens in Vegas....

What sane man would get a hooker that tapes them? What sane man would get a public hooker that likes to talk about their Johns? How can this woman be in business when she goes public all the time with her clients? Would this not be the worst F-ing hooker in the world to hook up with?

If you are 55 years old and your wife was run over by a truck I wouldn't blame you if you decided to augment your lifestyle of raising your children alone with a little spice when you went to Vegas. It is a sin for sure, but we are sinners. I am a sinner, and he without sin should cast the first stone. Would that be a mortal sin? Not so sure.

But going to this hooker is just stupid. She tapes you. You don't pay hookers to tape you for youtube, you pay them to leave. See ya! Thanks for the memories. I would love to make some small talk and cuddle, but actually I paid to get out of that, so there is the door! The greatest part of getting a hooker would be to treat her like the pig that she is with no pretense whatsoever. At least for me, because I am a sinner.

[Masterofreality]

. You don't pay hookers to tape you for youtube, you pay them to leave.

So Mr. Stephenson should have paid. Then, he's "home free".

[waggy]

I thought the Pacers dumped Stephenson after he assaulted a girlfriend but apparently not, cause when I started doing some googling I came across stories of him waiting his turn on their bench. And then I came across this from Dec 29, just days before the hooker incident..

David Morway (Pacer GM) Comments On Lance Stephenson's Legal Troubles, Future With The Indiana Pacers (http://www.indycornrows.com/2010/12/29/1902585/david-morway-comments-on-lance-stephensons-legal-troubles-future-with)

Gotta love this..


This summer, you ran into a situation where it is still unresolved I really can't talk about it much, other than to tell you that I think a lot of things go on and the media, as you know, jumps on a lot of things that might or might not be accurate. When this gets resolved we're confident that, had things gone down the way they were reported in the media, I can tell you that Larry and I wouldn't put up with it. We're not going to do that, we're going to be very focused on making sure we have the right kind of guys in this franchise. Character is everything to us, character and culture are everything to us. We're going to make tough decisions, if it doesn't work out we won't have guys here, but we're also going to let young guys like that try to grow, try to develop, try to do the right things if we feel like they are making those efforts every day.