Majerus to miss three games

[Muskie]

Apparently he was injured by a player falling into him. Ended up getting a laceration on his shin... (link (http://www.foxsportsmidwest.com/01/05/11/Majerus-to-miss-games-with-infection/landing.html?blockID=385669&feedID=3713))

[XU05and07]

You would think that it would be the other way around

[XU05and07]

What a wimp...get back on the sidelines:

http://wobblydog.com/blog/images/shin.jpg

[DC Muskie]

Has anyone seen it? Holy Cow is it funny. Sad but funny.,

A kid runs into him and he has to miss two road games because they are not sure how he would do.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of making fun of fat people, since I am one myself. But jeez Louise, eat a salad.

I'm having one for lunch for the record.

[chico]

Apparently he was injured by a player falling into him. Ended up getting a laceration on his shin... (link (http://www.foxsportsmidwest.com/01/05/11/Majerus-to-miss-games-with-infection/landing.html?blockID=385669&feedID=3713))

If a player really fell into him he'd have a helluva time trying to get out.

[Xman95]

Majerus bent over to pick up his clipboard and got stuck.

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/67pic3640.jpg

[Xman95]

Has anyone seen it? Holy Cow is it funny. Sad but funny.,

A kid runs into him and he has to miss two road games because they are not sure how he would do.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of making fun of fat people, since I am one myself. But jeez Louise, eat a salad.

I'm having one for lunch for the record.

A great big fat person or a salad?

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/5/20/22/oh-waitwas-she-a-great-big-fat-person-19032-1242871520-9.jpg

[DC Muskie]

Wow 95. Just wow.

[American X]

Wow, where to start. Do we want to add a poll - how did the laceration become infected?

1) Nacho Cheese
2) Barbarque Sauce
3) Ranch Dressing
4) An Entire Ham Sandwich

[Xman95]

Wow 95. Just wow.

I kid, I kid! (It's a good thing people on this board - most of them at least - have a sense of humor.)

[DC Muskie]

Oh I know, it's all good!

[Xman95]

Oh I know, it's all good!

I actually switched it up. The current post is more what I was going for.

[X-Fan]

Wow, where to start. Do we want to add a poll - how did the laceration become infected?

1) Nacho Cheese
2) Barbarque Sauce
3) Ranch Dressing
4) An Entire Ham Sandwich

This is just silly...EVERYONE knows that Nacho Cheese would perfectly seal and protect the wound. Neosporin's got nothing on Nacho Cheese.

[ballyhoohoo]

This is just silly...EVERYONE knows that Nacho Cheese would perfectly seal and protect the wound. Neosporin's got nothing on Nacho Cheese.

Ranch dressing has some calcium, so it is out

[Xman95]

This is just silly...EVERYONE knows that Nacho Cheese would perfectly seal and protect the wound. Neosporin's got nothing on Nacho Cheese.

When Majerus gets cut, I think he actually bleeds Nacho Cheese.

When he got checked out, they realized the injury caused him to lose a lot of Cheese. He had to be given two pints to make sure he wasn't low.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/orcho5000/711NachoCheese.jpg

[XUglow]

How do they know he is going to miss 3 games? Shouldn't he be day-to-day?

Trainer: Coach, we have you patched up.
Coach: Not looking so good. I think I am going to probably miss 3 games on this one.
Trainer: It's a lacertation. We'll help you take care of it.
Coach: Definitely can't walk for at least 3 games.
Trainer: We can get a wheelchair.
Coach: Definitely can't wheelchair either.
Trainer: Wheelchair isn't a verb. You'll be fine.
Coach: Where are we going next?
Trainer: Temple. Philadelphia.
Coach: Can't go. My passport is expired.
Trainer: You don't need a passport to go to Philly.
Coach: Oh, so now you are an immigration specialist. You should be working for St. Mary's. Pip. Pip. Toss another shrimp on the barbie.
Trainer: Never mind. You can stay home for the next 2 games.
Coach: 3 games.
Trainer: 3 games.

[DC Muskie]

Glow the next two games are on the road. And you remember how much Rick hates to travel.

He's probably going to use that time making sure his players homework got completed.

[boozehound]

You watch that and wonder how he could possibly have gotten that badly hurt.

You what I wonder about Majerus? Do they charter flights when they travel? If not, how many seats does he need? Could you imagine being stuck next to Majerus on one of those little Regional Jets?

[GoMuskies]

SLU has been an absolute circus under Majerus. And it requires a really large tent.

[Kahns Krazy]

A great big fat person or a salad?

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/5/20/22/oh-waitwas-she-a-great-big-fat-person-19032-1242871520-9.jpg

I'd rep you if I could. This is one of my personal favorite lines from any movie ever.

Oh wait, was she a great big ol' fat person?

I quote it all the time.

[Cloak&Dagger]

SLU has been an absolute circus under Majerus. And it requires a really large tent.

He's like a ring master and an elephant at once. Can't call him one of the clowns though. Their performance without him against the Flyers revealed who those were. Turrible team.

[Pete Delkus]

My favorite Majerus story:

Another player remembers Majerus calling him up to his hotel room on various occasions, and "he'd answer the door in his towel and I'd come in and the towel would fall off and it was like nothing had happened. He'd just be standing there buck naked. One year he had this lower-back injury, and he would have the trainer massage it with ultrasound. But instead of just lowering his pants a little bit, Majerus would pull his pants down to his ankles and sit in a chair and coach us. Sometimes he'd be like, 'Guys, bring it in, take a knee.' We'd come in, and we're just like, No way this is happening."