Caption Contest - Miami

[ballyhoohoo]

Reps to be awarded as i deem fit

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/79120287.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF87892155F29F61288AC1CA0D035092CF711A19 27AD9477E6759632DFA25E5187A53538

[boozehound]

You want me to caption the little red X?

[Kahns Krazy]

Xylophone is spelled with an X, that's wrong, xylophone's zzzz, X? I don't f**kin' see it. It should be a Z up front, next time you have to spell xylophone, use a Z. When someone says, "Hey that's wrong," say, "No it ain't. If you think that's wrong, you need to get your head Z-rayed." It's like X wasn't given enough to do, so they had to promise it more. Okay, you don't start a lot of words, but we'll give you a co-starring role in tic-tac-toe. And you will be associated with hugs and kisses. And you will mark the spot. And you will make writing Christmas easier. And incidentally, you will start xylophone. Are you happy, you f**kin' X?!


-Mitch Hedberg

edit: Now that the original post is fixed, Here's picture I was suggesting the caption for: http://x

[waggy]

I think we have a winner.

Awesome KK.

[paulxu]

" And incidentally, you will start xylophone. Are you happy, you f**kin' X?! "

Nope. You've also got to let me start Xavier

[ballyhoohoo]

someone rep KK for me

[Jumpy]

You don't like 5 guys? Wait... wait... what? YOU'VE NEVER HAD 5 GUYS!?!

[xumuskies08]

Calm down guys! It's only a turtleneck!

[Xpectations]

You should look so good in death.

[joe titan]

"I can't wait to see what Huggins gives me for Xmas this year.

[Michigan Muskie]

Relax, relax...it's only the first TV timeout. I promise the saliva will start gathering in the corner of my mouth by the 8:00 mark.

[waggy]

Relax, relax...it's only the first TV timeout. I promise the saliva will start gathering in the corner of my mouth by the 8:00 mark.

Let's run, "The Spittle".

[Kahns Krazy]

Reps to be awarded as i deem fit

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/79120287.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF87892155F29F61288AC1CA0D035092CF711A19 27AD9477E6759632DFA25E5187A53538

Coach Charlie Coles, holding his entire game plan in his left hand, uses his right hand to demonstrate the thumbkin (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thumbkin).

(Urban Dictionary Link maybe not safe for work if you work in a super uptight office.)

[xu95]

Hold on ref, one of my guys lost his tampon.

xu95

[Emp]

[Looking across the floor at AD Brad Bates]

"I'm fired?! You send me my notice on a yellow post it?"

[Xman95]

Argh, where did I leave me pirate ship?

[XU05and07]

Reps to be awarded as i deem fit

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/79120287.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF87892155F29F61288AC1CA0D035092CF711A19 27AD9477E6759632DFA25E5187A53538

Ladies, we are pace to score 40...can we slow the pace a little

[DC Muskie]

Guys relax, Arthur's stays open till midnight, we'll get there, don't worry.

[pizza delivery]

Wait, wait, wait, i got one...Pfffrrt

[mohr5150]

Reps to be awarded as i deem fit

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/79120287.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF87892155F29F61288AC1CA0D035092CF711A19 27AD9477E6759632DFA25E5187A53538

Those are nice....real nice. Are they 34D's?

[ballyhoohoo]

my entry -

Settle down class, My name is Mr. Coles, I will be your substitute for shop class today