Titanxman04
08-27-2010, 12:18 PM
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Thats right. Today, I have officially began my quest to become Elin's second husband. While many may believe that I am doing this solely because she's freaking hot and is worth a shit ton of money, I am not. I'm doing this for the kids....promise.
But I need your help, Xavier Nation. I lack the skills on the golf course that Tiger once possessed. I don't have a wicked huge income at the moment (which is to say, no income). Finally, I kind of have a beer gut, and by kind of, I mean I definitely have one.
So, we need to brainstorm and come up with a fail-proof plan to make her fall in love with me. Go ahead. Any successful ideas will be rewarded with $1 million dollars a week after we are hitched.
Together, we can do this. And I promise I'll use some of the money to build Xavier something awesome... Maybe I'll build a new athletic department that looks something like this...
http://www.beawesomeinstead.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/sven-gnb-building.png
Thats right. Today, I have officially began my quest to become Elin's second husband. While many may believe that I am doing this solely because she's freaking hot and is worth a shit ton of money, I am not. I'm doing this for the kids....promise.
But I need your help, Xavier Nation. I lack the skills on the golf course that Tiger once possessed. I don't have a wicked huge income at the moment (which is to say, no income). Finally, I kind of have a beer gut, and by kind of, I mean I definitely have one.
So, we need to brainstorm and come up with a fail-proof plan to make her fall in love with me. Go ahead. Any successful ideas will be rewarded with $1 million dollars a week after we are hitched.
Together, we can do this. And I promise I'll use some of the money to build Xavier something awesome... Maybe I'll build a new athletic department that looks something like this...
http://www.beawesomeinstead.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/sven-gnb-building.png