Practical Wisdom

[XUglow]

Anyone have any amusing pratical advice that you would like to share?

When unconscious in a room full of strangers, try not to look too attractive.

[bobbiemcgee]

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

[94GRAD]

When you puke in the guys bathroom, don't blame your girlfriend.

[surfxu]

To get you through some of the tougher times in life:

It has to rain before you see a rainbow.

Or the next time you are late for an appointment and want to run the guy off the road in front of you:

It is better to waste a minute of your life, than your life in a minute.

[JimmyTwoTimes37]

Being poor is ok until you want to buy something

[Kahns Krazy]

If it's brown, flush it down.

[Emp]

There is no accounting for taste.........nor any need to.

Semper ubi sub ubi.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

[ballyhoohoo]

Never trust a fart. Never waste a hard on.

[bourbonman]

Once you're closer to 100 than you are to zero, never pass a chance to use a bathroom or a hard on.

[Smooth]

It is impossible to underestimate other people's intelligence.

[nuts4xu]

Life is too short to drink cheap beer....

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[mohr5150]

Never bet on the Reds to show up for a big series.